/cric/ - Australia vs South Africa 3rd Test

South Africa 7/165 (56 ov)
vs Australia

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1st for FACT: shapes "biscuits" ARE shit tier

first for based straffo

>look up symptoms of suicidal behavior
>have them all

5th for big, strong Saffa's letting the Aussies try and make a game of it

/gong/

Im really not into making threads anymore, you guys are lazy so i have to. I hate posts over the 500 mark. Please step up

just spent 5 minutes F5'ing the catalog to get the first post

ama

wow she is not aging well at all

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ELITE TIER
Taubman's Sunproof based father and sons painting while celebrating the Aussies getting a wicket
Davey Warner watch cartoons on the OLED with its based blacks

CRINGE TIER
Commonwealth Bank howzaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat with Smudge, Hazlegood and Muslim

ABSOLUTE SHIT TIER
KFC Sorry Not Sorry eating my greasy burger in a posh room

FUCK OFF AND DIE TIER
All cuck Toyota ads with that ugly """edgy""" """""quirky""""" saleswoman you virgin autists fap over

you take any anti depressants?

>Tfw final year of paranormal studies degree

Gonna be a detective soon lads

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kek. nice reference m8

I just watched true detective

ama

>cartoons
cardoons

He's not wrong

Thanks m8, I will correct this in future editions E;-P)

About to stream Don Bradman Cricket 2014 to my laptop to play while watching the cricket lads

How have the new players been for Australia so far?

you forgot it's a dolphin

noice

>you will never have a 3some with the bug chicks

>ywn have a 3some

is the pink ball just a meme?

Fap Duplicity 200(500) incoming lads

had more than one, you're not missing out on much

they are 7 wickets down cunt

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probably won't even have a 2some 2bh lad

What we drinking now lads?

Three Sheets patrician over here

i think he means with 2 girls mate

yeah, his double will come off 300 balls.

Rate my dinner lads

oh shit my bad let me fix it

had more than one, you're not missing out on much

Frantelle® The Little Refresher 350ml Australian Spring Water

7

Haha forget pic :p

Show muscles

sideways/10

what is a typical sledge that a batsman receives?

>you're fucking shit

'your mum's a nice lady'

"I will kill you"

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Channel 9 want to poach the BBL broadcast rights from Channel 10

Yes yes, muh pleb league etc, but what would you actually think of this?

>you ever met Phil Hughes?
>you're about to

how long until steve smith is universally regarded as the greatest test captain of all time?

Haha, where are they lad?

xD

got my members stand here lads

kek

Big Bash is fun enough for what it is, at the very least it at least makes sure there's cricket on every night which I dont mind

chewy on ya boot!

Do you think we're gonna see a meme declaration tonight?

Isn't the whole point of BBL to be sort of like an "event" and full of hype?

Just imagine the Ch9 commentators trying to sound exciting kek. Ch10 commentators are based though so i hope they keep it

What's for dinner, lads?

Channel 9 are the elite cricket broadcaster and it's fucking wrong and weird to see cricket anywhere else, so yes it has to happen. Cricket on Ten was always a petty meme to take the rights away from Nine

I laughed

could just imagine chappell droning on about some boring story in his life.

please no

no fuck 9

should have taken the deal in the first place, gotta lie in the bed you make and shit

wrong again mate, no comma

The rights are about the expire for Ten and the price is going to jump from 20 million per year to 60 million

>be Ten
>be single handedly responsible for BBL popularity as a result of your excellent coverage of every single game
>make Cricket Australia literally hundreds of millions of dollars
>get rights stolen from you by rival with more money because you did too good a job

Australia would like a wicket here.

tell me about learning russian

how difficult is it and what resources did you use

Anyone else think Wade looks like a mong with that facial hair?

JUST

Hi lads

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yeah

place i work at has a chick that looks identical to this girl.. crazy resemblance

think thats half the point of movember tbqh

tell us about her

Have you noticed Australia never hit the fucking stumps?

Rip davey

i had same thing but without the corn and peas

Ten will go all in the keep the rights as they literally help them launch their whole year.


>lose AFL rights to Seven
>lose most F1 rights to Foxtel
>lose netball and NFL rights to Nine and Seven
>always outbid for NRL and ODI/Test cricket by Nine

Literally all they have is Rugby. They've got nothing else, they won't lose BBL

post a pic lad

Wrong, the players are the ones who did it.

Also Cricket Australia for making the proactive move of taking on a T20 comp when so many losers and haters were trying to shit on the format.

It's fucking hot lads.

tell me more

youtube.com/watch?v=0HIhSvZSVz4

BLACK her lad

>15 degrees
>hot

No they would have got nowhere without a broadcaster who was dedicating to furthering the league the way Ten did. No other network accepted having an unproven format on every night of their schedule for 6 weeks (except Foxtel, but free to air is what's required for max popularity), coupled with a likeable commentary team

Of course the players and Cricket Aus contributed though too

freshcunt

Got an addiction to life lads

kek loser

>Ten were too stingy to renew freddies contract

yay can't wait for more andy mahr, howie and mr boring waugh

reminder if YOU haven't achieved a state of ego death yet than YOU are a LITERAL casual waste of space

KP's laugh is fucking weird

Andy Maher was unironically demoted to WBBL, and he is now hosting some sport show on 7mate

Howie is at least knowledgeable

M Waugh is based don't even try and bash him cunt

Also Freddie turned them down as he didn't want to leave his family for a third consecutive Christmas period

t. ECB

you got dead horse on that? Freddie only came out cos he needed the money

Mark Waugh is a literal fucking mong with no sense of humour
>Flintoff
>turning down money
kek

Him and warnie smoked up beforehand churr

>LE SUNSET SO BOOTIFUL XD XD
>LE TWIGHLIGHT SO MAJIC XD XD

Some people are way to easily impressed tbqh

I remember seeing this live

youtu.be/m2q6moREL98

Can someone answer me this: why do they stop other tests due to "bad light" but this one is planned to go into darkness? Is the ball literally the difference?

That Cover drive is webm material.