First day joining a kickboxing class

>first day joining a kickboxing class
>instructor says this will be your partner today
>wat do?

Rape

Practice kick boxing and try my best not to kick the living shit out of her.

kick her in her girl balls and start singing "Eye of the Tiger" as loud as I can.

this too.

Drop her like my savage mixtape.

beat her ass

Say hello and try to learn something

Yes, this

>unzips penis

Attempt a high kick, but accidentally get her pregnant.

blast double directly to mount and GnP until big john pulls me off

Walk out the door and never go back

*career ending pregnancy*

Eliminate both hostiles with a single round, and accept my praise from President Trump for eliminating another sanctuary gym.

Tougher than the instructer

Take the L of course, and not purposely.

Train with her, the fuck else would a normal person do?

>unpenis zip

Whip out dick

Make that zilch on the left prep me.

Pic is of me in the middle, by the way.

>>wat do?
What I came there to do, fucking train.

I get the fuck out.
My partner looks Brazilian and we know they do jujitsu, not kickboxing.

based francis

This

hump and lick face

Same thing I did to my ex. Overpower and force myself on her

How long where you going out with her for?

*were

Roundhouse kick her into the tits with my boner.

jokes on you, she has no tits. yet.

Walk out because I know I'm gonna spill my spaghetti

Punch her in the face.

>I win

Easy. Punch her square in the throat. Prove that you are the best.

put her in a rear naked choke

This is the only valid answer.

And we're done here folks, thanks for playing

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