SUICIDE SQUAD RT LIVE THREAD 3

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>mfw DCbro

Don't mock me bro's.

well its early and on and already gone up a bit, it could still go way higher.. maybe

KEK HAS BLESSED OP

FIRST FOR EVANS

DC is dead, berry it.

>First BvS
>then Civil War
>fucking Apocalypse
>now Suicide Squat
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE DELIVER THE CAPEKINO ALREADY
FUCK THIS YEAR

Reminder

Video Games = "entertainment" sensibility = autism.

This is predominantly an art board (the "entertainment" shit that is constantly being discussed here is a result of crossposters from pleb boards like Sup Forums and Sup Forums)

True cinema = art which is the opposite to autism and in turn the opposite to video games.

The sensibilities resulting in video game appreciation are diametrically opposed to the appreciation of cinema as "art". Videogames/autism/"entertainment" are the reason for capeshit.

Where did it all go wrong?

It's okay. Aquaman will save us.

I guess extensive reshoots didn't help. Or it did and the earlier cut was that much worse.

Zack Snyder will die for this

IT'S OVER
DC IS FINITO

>12 Years a Slave, It Follows, Birdman, Snowpiercer, and Her were all great
>If you're gonna throw the contrarian bait out, then put your heart into it and mention Fury Road and Ghostbusters, or at least update your pasta
>6/10 see me after class

What do you think of the films in my image? They were all released recently with high critic scores.

What's that? You haven't seen any of them? Well isn't that a shocker. Now settle down and try to refrain from thinking anybody on this board gives a slightest fuck of what a plebeian like you thinks of critics or an artistic medium.

If it were rated R, it probably would have done better. Trying to push that PG-13 to its most extreme comes off looking stupid.

Think i might purchase DC after it collapses

Should have left the joker in DC you cucks.

Nolan and Snyder

Wonder Woman will finally save the DCEU!
We just have to hope!

Maybe they need to stop using meme directors.

>the only chance at a decent DC movie going forward isn't until 2018

DC is dead. Were not even going to get the solo Batman now are we?

I wanna see it because of Will. Is his performance at least good?

Maybe Fox should buy out DC, even Fantastic Four is better then this shit.

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>PG-13
JUST FUVK MY SHIT UP FÄMALÄM
>LITERAL NOBODIES LIKE SLIPKNOT
JUST FUVK MY SHIT UP
>STUPID ASS STORY WITH ENCHANTRESS
JUST CÜCK MY SHIT UP
>PLAYING KETCHUP WITH MARVEL
PLEASE FUCK MY WHOLE LIFE UP
>CUTTING OUT MOST OF THE JOKER SCENES
JUST FRICK MY STUFF UP

Joss Whedon ruined everything. His shitty movies came after MCU was too big too fail and everyone thought that you can get away by making shit movies as long as they are about superheroes and quips.

STOP IT

DON'T REMIND ME OF US SHIT

I'm a DC fanboy and the only thing I'm praying for this aquaman but don't worry, I have the noose ready.

Where's the 2016 edition?

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They shoulda got Neveldine and Taylor to make it or something, at least then it'd be entertaining

They didn't direct or write SS. It's Ayer's pet project.

MUMS GONNA EVANS

It will go up.

Rating is irrelevant to the film's quality. Deadpool was rated R and was generic at best.

IT'S CALLED SUICIDE SQUAD BECAUSE DC FANS ARE GOING TO FUCKING KILL THEMSELVES

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"JAJAJA" ;^)

Hope the director's cut of Wonder Woman fixes the inevitable botched theatrical version.

Since they decided to bring Geoff Johns in. He might get the movies on a better track

Before WB cuck the guy with the reshoot.

film names?

JUST FUCK MY SHT UP SENPAI

I feel like I could take the reviews more seriously if most didn't compare it to Marvel films, when clearly, DC are trying to do something different

What are the chances of Disney buying DC? Can it happen? Can they afford it? Would WB be willing to sell?

You want the audience to literally throw up in their seats too?

Just wait a little more

YOU WERE THE CHOSEN ONE

YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO DESTROY THE ROTTEN RATING, NOT JOIN IT

BRING BALANCE TO CAPESHIT NOT LEAVE IT TO MARVEL

>shit like Thor, Thor 2, IM2, Ultron manage to get fresh ratings even though they're complete shit
>DC movies consistently get shat on no matter what they do
hmmm

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>inb4 everyone involved does damage control on talk shows and says shit like "it's for the fans"

Could someone please make a video called The End of DC?

>Kummer Susser Tod played over clips of the worst parts of DC films, pics of scathing reviews, Chris Evans laughing, sad Affleck etc

Pls, I don't have the skills.

anyone have the Sup Forums then and Sup Forums now image?

>mfw I was looking forward to Leto's Joker if even just to laugh at him but they cut half his scenes

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Seconding this

>It will go up.

It just went down

SAD AYER MEME INCOMING

Also my favorite quote by you, Sup Forumsedditor

"I like the same films you do"

Almost as funny as the pretending you care about the quality of the board whilst always shitposting yourself

Leave Capekino to me.

>no matter what they do
They're only making shit. No matter implies they're making good movies too.

How will Hot Topic stay in business now?

maybe I haven't told you this but I DONT SPEAK RUSSIAN

Its fine, just multiply it by half.

This would literally be amazing. The buttfrustration it would cause. Get a bunch of us to spam it on the DC cinematic subreddit.

>dc cut the most anticipated parts of the film

why, did they think people wanted more willshot?

suicide squad is like hail caesar

too many characters and not enough time

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>people actually expected this to be good after a review embargo

But if it were rated R, they can actually be edgy instead of pretending to be edgy.

I HURT MYSELF TODAY

Don't worry guys, I'm sure Wonder Woman will save the DCEU.

Fourth time's the charm, right?

Anyone find it odd that every single hyped up Warner Bros. movie gets rotten on a Warner Bros. owned website? Why are they letting this happen?

>that cast

I can't wait for this movie to come out

AY AY CUM HAVE A SAD SUICIDE

hmm makes me think

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SOMEONE GET ON THIS

thor 2 is the only black sheep there

that stuff was downright terrible. but you have to understand it was made for women, make thor shirtless and you have a high rated movie. the only people i know who liked it were girls because they couldn't see past "omg he's so hot" and actually look at the shitshow for what it was. the terrible terrible horrible pile if shit it was. thor is basically a chick flick and can only be saved by loki

>rotten tomatoes live thread
FUCK OFF SUMMER
FUCK OFF SUMMER
FUCK OFF SUMMER
FUCK OFF SUMMER
FUCK OFF SUMMER
FUCK OFF SUMMER

>I'd rather die on my feet, than live on my knees.

HAHAHAHAHAHA

RT's owned by Fandango now.

>months from now
>suicide squad bluray
>now with ultimate edition that includes all cut scenes as bonus footage!
>this will be the new norm for DC

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WB cut out chunks of the theatrical cut to sell Ultimate Editions again

not with that horrible casting.

I hope that's good.

this is going a bit too far, like when you make fun of the spastic kid in class but then he really does fall down the stairs and crack his skull

>telegraph.co.uk/films/2016/08/02/suicide-squad-review-crushingly-puerile-comic-book-pornography/
HARLEY QUINN IS PORNOGRAPHY

NO! NO NO NONONONONON NO!
IT'S NOT SUPPOSED TO BE LIKE THIS.
I JUST NEED ONE.
NO NOTNTONON NOENAJVAUNWIWNKSNSJDBDBD DMDNDOSNDODNDKDNK
IT'S NOT FAAAAAIIIIIRRR!

THIS WAS DC'S LAST CHANCE

POST YOUR EVANS

so are they just gonna cancel the whole dceu?

Did I sense some meme?

t. dcuck

bumping

SO THICK MUCH WONDERWOMAN

They're genuinely bad movies.

Still being worked on

Fant4stic Four was better than any MCU movie but no one will admit this

DO IT

i hate evans but man i love this one.

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