What is the PROPER way to eat a steak?

What is the PROPER way to eat a steak?

Medium rare, just a little bit of seasoning

the way you like it and fuck everyone elses opinion, now stop posting this stupid fucking thread.

trick question.
murder is never proper.

Chewing the steak in your mouth before swallowing. How do you not understand how to eat? Retard.

Bullshit. Cows are an invasive species and need to be exterminated.

you blend it into a steak smoothie and drip it down your ass

With a fork and knife

with your mouth

Raw is the only true answer. I may allow a 5-10 second pan-fry on each side.

That'd probably be fine if you just caught it and killed it yourself. Enjoy your mad cow disease. I'm surprised you didn't get it from your mom already xD

Well done with ketchup

I like to deglaze the pan with a bit of brandy and then build a sauce on that with some crème fraîche and julienned chile pasilla. Failing that, bottled A-1 sauce is pretty good.

Season and cook to your preferred done-ness and enjoy.

It took eating at high end steak places to realize that I was fucking up steak with all of my seasonings.

Salt, pepper, charcoal grill, good cut of meat, medium rare, and enjoy.

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take icing with your hockey puck?

Even just a nice looking choice ribeye with some salt and pepper can be amazing. Sirloin, london broil and other cheap cuts are underrated imo. Make a simple marinade and cook med-rare med at the most and enjoy,

10/10 iust gotta have mashed potatoes and fries

You are on it user

throw garlic and butter in a very hot skillet and cook for a minute or two each side and even the steak I can afford will be damn good! You got it user

Just take a cheap steak that we surfs can afford, throw butter and garlic in a hot skillet, cook two minutes each side you are good. You got it user

>tofu roast.jpg

did you fags read the title? its fucking tofu.

I don't read no titles! You can not contain me!

With your hands and mouth

>coarse sea salt
>fresh cracked black pepper
>oil in pan
>sear it for several minutes per side
(depending on thickness, whatever you do, just cook it rare)
>baste it with melted butter, garlic, and thyme
>let rest for ~15mins before cutting
>enjoy

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Wouldn't mind making some crème fraîche from her milk.

>surfs

surf & turf niggers

is mashed potatoes AND fries actually a thing in America?

However you like it, provided you have tried several various methods of preparation, and occasionally revisit. Fuck em all, OP.

is that lobster? where the fuck are the potatoes

Season it with kosher salt and cracked shekels

Not for white Americans

>is that lobster? where the fuck are the potatoes
Tempura Lobster. Fuck potatoes

>Is _BLANK_ a thing in america?

almost any possible activity/foods or combination of activities/foods is possible in America on a day to day basis. With over three hundred million people you will find people who eat steaks and fries, steaks and mash, steaks, fries and mash or even no steak, no fries, just a piece of broccoli.

Assuming that everyone in such a large and varied country all do or do not do anything in specific is fucking stupid.

fuck you buddy

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>is that lobster? where the fuck are the potatoes
>Tempura Lobster. Fuck potatoes

Fries look soggy as fuck and there's more fat on that steak than your mothers ass

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Unless it's a vegan, in which case it's okay

>Fries look soggy as fuck
Those are home fries - you wouldn't understand

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Yeah you can tell they were homemade alright, they look like shit