I want to get on the Chicago Police Department. Any advice you can give me?

I want to get on the Chicago Police Department. Any advice you can give me?

Only way is to bribe a councilman esp. if you are white

Half white half black

Kys

I think they require 60 hours of college and/or prior military experience. Oh, and don't be afraid to get your hands a little dirty. You'll probably get some decent pay after a couple of years of service.

Why? What did I do?

Let that sweet affirmative action pay off

What do you mean by "don't be afraid to get your hands dirty"

I'm only half though

My friend is in the CPD, they don't like it.
Honestly, it's not worth the effort, you'd be better as a Sheriff or in a suburb.
>shitty hours
>supervisors make you do all their shit
>very little opportunity to advance
>not worth the pay incentive
>no guarantee you'll be stationed close to home
>if a minority rats you out to the press, they'll cut their ties with you and leave you out to hang like laundry.

Trust me, friend. They're not worth it. Join any other force except them.

Alright. I've wanted to be a CPD officer since i was a kid but ive been looking at the sheriff department

D-did you just use a genderless pronoun?

Don't work in the inner city/ ghetto.

CPD here. Seriously, if you know a trade or have any interest... Be a fireman. More money, less work.

But i want to help stop crime. Chicago is in a shit hole and i want to help

They don't want help. They want reports written and bodies collected. If you work, "you Rayciss". It's seriously sad. I hope Trump can help turn it around. Proactive policing is pretty much dead in Chicago.

don't browse Sup Forums on Sup Forums


bam you just got onto the police force


profit?

Be the best you can be. You can do it.

Ill probably shoot you one day

I thought only pedos lurked the site, not murderers

Calm down keyboard warrior

you were raised without a father, thats a start

>assuming its a white mother and black father, and not vice versa
>cuck detected

Chicago doesn't flunk anyone in the academy. Seriously. Just prepare to kiss ass and suck dick if you want to get promoted.

Read Second City Cop for a preview of the job.

No i have a dad. He is a teacher

Cop here.

Go with a small town, not a city. Trust me. The further away you can get from urban areas, the more money you'll make, the easier your job will be.

But i legitimately want to help my community

CPD makes ok money for a bunch of cock sucking faggots.

100% correct. cop here too

Do cops from around Chicago dislike CPD?

Get fit

why would a decent middle class man bother with a sheboon?

>cuck
>cuck
>cucked

you faggots ruined that term by using it to describe anything you do not like or understand

>step 1 buy plane ticket
>step 2 go to Syria
>step 3 spend 1 year amongst the rebels
>if you survive you qualify to work in chicago

If that is your true reason then you are a good man

Try not to kill more than twenty niggers in a day
>they will find out

If I were you, I'd also reconsider being a police officer somewhere else like New York or Los Angeles. See the country a little bit, you know? You're still young and if you don't like it, then hell, you can come back to Chicago and you'll already be trained and go straight into the force without much delay.

Illinois isn't necessarily the only place, I got pulled over in Arizona by a sheriff who was born in Quincy, Illinois, and he said leaving Illinois was the best move he's made in his life.

Sgt:
>Shit. Call Daley.

I was beaten in the back of a narcotics car (hit twice with open palm low) for not saying anything, literally. Then again at the police station in the booking room I was hit in the stomach with a flashlight while handcuffed to a bench

If he goes to a different state he will have to start all over again. Test, academy, longevity, pension, seniority, the whole thing starts over

nigger detected

Gary McCarthy didn't do the whole thing over when he was made superintendent.

Don't be a municipal, try to go Federal

>healthcare
>federal law protection
>transfers to other places, so you can see the rest of the country
>access to cooler shit/better technology
>get to help out police in other counties/cities/ect

Get out of Chicago and off Sup Forums

You think he's going to be the fucking superintendent?? Superintendent is an appointed position, not a cop per se

.....Piss off the boss and get transferred to Nome, Alaska

Wouldn't i have to start out as a regular cop to go federal

No but you have to have a degree or "on your way to completing your degree"

I have an associates degree in criminal justice and thats it

Step 1: be minority

if you're gonna be a fed you need to have a bachelors or at least be close and in college. Many local PDs will take an associates or even 60 credits. Some, only high school or GED

Yea, but the fire list is like 20,000 long and their not even 1000 deep yet. They went door to door recruiting people to take the police test.