Waifu claiming thread

Waifu claiming thread.

Previous: The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stwaifu

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Claiming best girl

Claiming Haruhi-claimer

(God)
Pretty good, actually, I can't complain, I started watching that Haruhi anime and I really enjoy it so far and I thought I come back here to see if you were around

Yeah, but what would I do then? (Rem)

hehe so cute~

Billy billy, not really.

How is everyone's day and what is everyone doing? ^^

カラミチーマス

What is that thumbnail.

And that's your choice

D-don't make me blush...

i always check in multiple times a day to see if you come back!
why not? it looks so cute~

What the fuck is that thumbnail

That wasn't my choice

Also idk

I don't want to hurt anyone.

An angeru!

Breathing. Existing.

awoo

Autistic virgins reeeeeeeeeee

...

well, off to the library to write an argumentative paper on the myth of Sisyphus. See you later, /waifu/.

neato

Still here

W-what? Multiple times? You shouldn't do that for me, Haruhi... I don't deserve it...

im flattered though..

ty for bake

Hmm, looks like the new DS3 dlc is out..

i always will because you care about me and i carea about you!

Head hurts. Should have had lunch today.

And here I am not even finished with Ashes of Ariandel

It'd help If i could figure out how to open the boss room

m.youtube.com/watch?v=pToNdH3GOjQ

haruhi... i'm not worth caring for... you're so sweet and kind to say such things to someone like me...

You've cut the bridge yet?

Neato?

Is it good?

Wanna play smite with me

neato

yes you are! i really care about you!

Also, from the bonfire before the bridge, there's ladders down on the left. Found those?

I don't know yet. Will probably wait few days before playing.

Claim

I need to put some food in me before playing anything. I'm hoping that will help with the headache.

absolute shit

youtube.com/watch?v=2U0Fh77aUjU

...

yes, I think I explored most of it

Not like it matters because my main character can't use any of the boss weapons

You talking about the way to the dude with the wolf?

Alright.
Hope you feel better.
*pat*

b-but to lurk so many boring threads and filter through so many boring people just for me...

I don't deserve it

may i have a hug, haruhi? just one

claimu

How do you feel about Germans?

you really do deserve it and i enjoy it
hmm maybe just one!

Germans are typically cool.

Right, so do I. Just going to make some soup I think. I'll be in the thread/capping

Fine, I'll give you a hug since you're so shy~

>hugs you tightly and squeezes

You really are the nicest person I've ever met

Why did you hack the US election?

How do you feel about the Germans that slaughtered countless Russians in WW2?

noooo youre the nicest!
youre so perfect~

How are you this morning/afternoon?

I never played Dark souls because my computer can't run it without horrible lag and the fact I don't wanna rage.

So you've been to the town already? It's kinda small area. Shouldn't be too hard to find a way to open it. Keep looking.

But you're god, so you're perfect and beautiful and everything!

>Russians didn't hack the elections
>this whole time it was just the EU tying to get back at the Democrats and Obama for tapping Merkel's phone

Makes sense.

Makin' Haruhi fans out to look like a bunch of fags.

aw youre always so sweet!
youre really the nicest person ever!!!!

Sweet.
What kind of soup?

Discontent, then strong Russia annex Alaska back.

We raped their children and wives in east germany.

i see you like my image :3
I'm doing well.

People still care about things older than them and their parents?

hnnng, you're so cute i can't take it anymore, i'm going to faint

I found the higher resolution.
So what's Smite like?

>You're so nice
>No u
Jesus Christ, get a fuckin' Discord, it's like that annoying couple in middle school nobody wants to be around

Again, I'm in no rush
I can't use the weapons, so I've just be invading and trolling at the bridge

You fools! Didn't you play Fallout?
It starts with invading Alaska, then we're all in a nuclear wasteland!

but youre definitely the cutest i dont even compare to you!

you can't deny that haruhi is cute though

You can always suck my dick if you don't like it
Gah! I'm going to faint, that's it!

H-how have you been, love? I've missed you so much

Hi user! ^^
(Ram)

its been lonely without you...
but im really happy youre here now!

Just some Knorr soup. basic stuff, I don't have ingredients to cook a proper meal.
Even if I did, I probably wouldn't feel up to it. I haven't been eating well today.

It's a moba.
In 3rd person.

Roma Invicta my dude

tfw never cook for my best sub human trash

i'm sorry you had to go through that loneliness, haruhi, you're a very kind person and you don't deserve that kind of pain...

that doesnt matter anymore though because you came back to me!

I will always be with you haruhi because I love you!

Actually I can, and will

Oh boy you really showed me

Now it's ok that you fell in love with a stranger on the internet and go in public to have a back and forth about whose "uwu so cute"

I don't see how that's applicable

...

you l-love me...?
is that really true??

Is this the hugboxing that some people mention? Where's the ERP?

Just kill yourself you worthless furfag
I love you with all my heart, Haruhi! I wouldn't lie to someone I love!

cookies

uwu user ur so cute xd

hugbox =/= ERP

You can't have any you bitch

>So what's Smite like?
It's a pretty bad moba, well, because all mobas are pretty bad. What makes it a bit different is that it's from 3rd person view and that the playable heroes are gods from different pantheons.
Only kinda fun mode in it is the random one with just a single lane.

hehe youre so protective i love it!
youre making me blush~

Oh boy, that hurt my feelings, now I need to get my internet boyfriend to jerk me off more

Hey now, I'm a furfag remember, do it right
>Rawr XD *nuzzles you* OwO what's this?

>the one with randomized gods for all players and only a single lane
Fix'd

>Saya

ok

It's the only chance.

If you don't like moba's to begin with your opinion's value lowers drastically.
>Liking the most casual and complete skill-devoid mode in the game

I'm only your best now, who knows when you'll find one that trumps even my sub-human nature.

You know how to cook well?

Assault.
You haven't tried Omnipotence mode of the day, have you

You're the only person worth protecting in this world... I have to go for now, please get some rest and eat something if you're hungry. I have you Haruhi, bye-bye

Shit my b
rawr ;3
*nuzzle wuzzles you*
*notices le bulge*
OwO wat's this?

Hello everyone!

ill miss you~

ok bye

Hello Ram, you doing well?

I tried two of those and they were confusing as heck.

I mean Dark Souls seems like a single player offline Moba.

Hello.

Yuuki!

>Dark Souls seems like a single player offline Moba
O - o

Doing rather well Rem! Yourself?
(sorry for double post, can't delete last message to repost ;^; )

I enjoy it.
I never found mobas to be that confusing.

So only people who like mobas can give an opinion that's "worth something"?
It's still the best mode. Second best is the one with wide arena. The three lane map is pretty much a copy from every other moba.

>Dark Souls seems like a single player offline Moba.
Wat? No,

...

Instead of taking Alaska, maybe the US and Russia could team up to take Jerusalem

I mean killing muslims would probably solve a lot of problems
Take your boyfriend to a Discord

See, now you're getting it

I dunno how to respond though

I don't get it.

-covers you and sets the alarm at 6:32 am-