I don't care. please just talk to me, you can be mean. nothing fucking matters

i don't care. please just talk to me, you can be mean. nothing fucking matters

life it seems will fade away...

hey whats your name

whats the matter OP?

whats got you so down?

Go fuck yourself you fugly faggit ...i bet your a virgin...probably a pedo too
You can go killl ya self now..bye

whoa be careful with that edge

drifting further everyday
hey you're the first person to ask that in ~3 years of posting. not saying since no one knows and i haven't been doxxed all this time
being a worthless piece of shit, never having a girl like me mostly. 26 and never touched a girl, no hugs or anything

Ditch the scraggle beard and put some styling wax or some shit in your hair nigga, get them girls

We've all been there. Things get better.

i am a virgin. am not a pedo. i do want to kill myself. see ya.

Things will get better, bro.

Motherfucker, weren't you heading to oldtown to become a maester?

if you are that sad prostitutes are a thing

like said, if you cleaned up a bit i'm sure you'd gain some confidence. you have potential

the beard is really bad but it distracts from how awful the rest of my features are.
well i'm 26 and it's been a long decline, seems like it's getting worse not better.

This

>posts the same thread 50 times a day

>still gets replies

>Sup Forums lately in a nutshell

i have between 30-60 threads filtered at any given time and still all i see is this bullshit.

>we a pathetic laughing stock now

won't be long till gook moot removes the sage option and forces each post to say please in it or it gets flagged as spam.

rip in peace Sup Forums

What about pof or tinder? I'm sure it wouldn't be hard to go on a date. You look like a pretty average dude.

i admire the optimism
what?
not really, where am i supposed to find prostitutes? and it's more the lack of affection that hurts more than not having sex. i want a girl to hug me who wants to hug me because she likes me. idfc about sex, i haven't had a boner in months because of depression.

Problem is OPs lack of confidence

You like Metallica dude?

THIS!

so the point of cleaning up is confidence?

no wonder it doesn't work for me, nothing really effects my confidence.
i've been posting since before gook moot

Can't you get some prescription drugs? That shit works great

getting lost within myself

i tried both, never got a single match on either

i live in a smaller community (10k people) and most people on there i already knew from when i went to church when i was little kid or school
i like a few albums, like ride the lightning

And you post the same shit. Do you really think posting is going to make anything better? Ok tell me honestly, what do you expect when you post on here? Do you think it'll help you? Tons of people gave you advice already, stop fucking going on here and take those advices.

How about buying a gym membership? Getting in good shape and the overall feeling of healthiness is a confidence booster.

Did......did you just say "effects my confidence"? You know you should use the word "affect" right? That's like 9th grade level shit......

Check out One, Master of Puppets, and Nothing Else Matters. The song One is actually based off of Johnny got his Gun by Dalton Trumbo, if you're interested in reading it.

for the dick? i don't even care about that. i just fucking want to have value to somebody, at least enough that she'd hug me
nothing matters no one else
sometimes i just hope people are really mean so i can get sad enough to end it.
i've had a gym membership for 2 months, i go 3~ times a week.

What's going on, Sup Forumsro? Are you n some sort of trouble?

If you're looking for encouragement, Sup Forums probably isn't the best place for it. Look around, there's plenty of things to see and do. People don't really matter anyway, nothing does.

Hang in there

Keep up the gym work, bro. What keeps you in your little town?

i fart bananas out of my anus

Dude, see a therapist. I can advocate for their effectiveness.

I don't see what's wrong with this you disrespectful fucking crybaby

idk it's kind of ambiguous there. it's pretty definitive that nothing effects my confidence, it's not like any action can take place. you're probably right but it's really not important.
i've heard all those a bunch, i've heard all of metallica outside of their 2 or 3 newest albums
no i just am completely alone all the time and i'm fucking retarded and it hurts

Try opiates, op. Or kratom if you can't get opiates.

That's how you end up getting even more depressed.

I highly suggest going by to a therapist or just taking a few hits of acid.

Both work wonders.

Not occasional use. Gives you something to look forward to at least.

I'm not even being mean. You actually need to listen for once. I'm asking you to honestly tell me what youre getting out of this. Do you find talking with us is fun? Are you wishing for some magic sentence of wisdom that will change your life forever? What do you want? Dude life is shit, you either suck everything up and work for things or give up and kill yourself or just live a turtle's life. Youre a man, be a fucking man. Btw I still want you to tell me what you want from us

>One shave that shit off your face. If you can't grow a proper beard or mustache then don't bother.
>Two take a fucking shower and wash your feet.
>Three get some fucking confidence. If you can't muster any just fake it.
>Four GTFO the basement and go to a bar.
>Five Look at bitches and never smile. Make girls think you don't want them. Trust me they love assholes.
>Six Wait until you get approached. Never make a first move. Always act uninterested because girls always want what they think they can't have.
>Seven Wipe that sad ass look off your face. Look determined, Look angry, anything beats that sad ass beta face.
>Eight Once you peak the interest of some dumb bitch only talk about yourself. Don't compliment them until they compliment you.
>Nine Once you've established dominance give her your number. Never ask for her fucking number.
>Ten if she stays at the bar with you she wants to fuck. Skip Nine and take her home and fuck her...

encouragement to kill myself though?

>opiates
>occasional use
LUL

Good to see you're still around op

It gets better.

Man, Sup Forums is turning into a cesspool of depressed, suicidal memers.

Timestamp OP. I can't believe ur still doin this

You can do better op
Just grow up, yours beard looks good, but u seen to be living an unhealthy life.
Change that shit now, money and study doesnt mean a shit if you dont have a good quality life.
Think about it, being fat today Is like a sickness which makes you a for ever Virgin.

Just because you require a half a gram of h a day to keep from getting dopesick, doesn't mean everyone does.

But telling a depressed person to take opiates to cure depression is probably not a good idea.

Kratom isn't addicting or nearly as life controlling as regular opiates tho. For an opiate naive person it packs a lot of the punch with very little of the risk.

My girlfriend's allergy annoys me.

I like your beard wish I could grow one.

I'm straight edge my dude, I just know from friends that shit fucks you up.

How was your day, OP?

thanks
school right now. it's really close to where i go to college
i did for a few years from 2013-2016
can't
i'd honestly try acid at this point to hopefully knock whatever is so fucked in my brain back. but it'd probably make things worse
i do like talking with b. no i don't expect wisdom. idfk what i want. like i said sometimes i hope people are really mean so i get sad enough to kill myself. i'm aware you weren't being mean, i'm saying that may be what i want.

Aww baby's first idea of how to interact with women, how adorable. Good thing you paid 35 dollars for that e-book you saw advertised on pornhub, titled "wives hate her! One girl shows you one simple trick to fuck hot babes!"

Timestaaaamp

Hey, are your parents around? Maybe you should go talk to one or both of them. No parent wants to see their child suffering.

Why can't you get kratom? I can understand not getting opiates but kratom is legal, cheapish, and easy to order online.

Helped me with my depression for sure.

I used to be super skinny, OP. Low self esteem. Then I started lifting. Took some effort to put on size, but I started to feel better right away. One school year later I was within normal range. Girls started to notice me.

So get yourslef on a self improvement regemin, whatever it may be. I promise things will get better, and you'll get that elusive pussy.

i shower daily and i always wash my feet.
the rest of that was very alpha idk if i could pull it off, especially if drunk
thanks
hope it does for you
don't feel like timestamping, but i remember you. you added me on snap and you led me along and idfk why. i told you to please leave me alone but idc you can stay if you want.

OP, happiness is a fucking choice man. Not something that just happens. Don't wait for the world or some chick to make you happy, do it for yourself. No matter how much you love a girl there is always some dude that is sick of her shit. Sounds like it's time to set some goals. Where do you want to live? What do you want to do? Then make it happen. you are young, relationships come naturally. moping around isn't going to make it happen. Girls are attracted to dudes that have purpose, they aren't looking to bring purpose to mopers. Man the fuck up, put in some damn work, and make your own happiness.

Try eating some shrooms instead of LSD.

I didn't lead you on for the hundredth time man.

Look whatever you thought, I wanna apologise.

Ok im mean person. Wanna talk on kik? I'm bored and I could have someone to talk to right now. :D?

I take an anti depressant. So glad I do. Talk to your doctor, OP

Can we get a greentext? This sounds like Riverdale.

this might be right. fuck it i should just go for straight auschwitz mode. maybe i'll start taking insane amounts of stimulants. worst case scenario, my heart explodes (but i want to die anyways so win-win)
thanks, most people think it's shitty.
pretty bad. i started crying in class and then i left and started crying in the student union.

dude - why, rather than your near nightly please to Sup Forums, do you not make human contact and form the kinds of bonds our species has flourished with for hundreds of millennia? You seem like a bright dude. You have interests and insights that many people share. You're young, you don't seem to be dying of anything incurable. What gives man?

Not for your dick, for your depression,
retard

>See this guy in one of his threads
>Try to cheer him up
>Say I would bone him/wouldn't turn him down if he's confident
>Tell him I would add him on snap if he wanted to talk
>Added him
>Talked a bit
>He asks for nudes
>I say no
>He ends up saying if I don't send them he'll kill himself
>Allofmywot

who is asking? i may have satisfied the need for a timestamp earlier

don't feel like taking a pic rn i can't stop crying
they have to know, i randomly start crying when i watch tv with them. or i come home crying after school/work. they have to know. i've been depressed my whole life though so there's really nothing left they or anyone can do.
i get drug tested.
i have been lifting.

What the fuck kind of retarded ass advice is this? You're telling him to go to a bar, sit there and look angry and not approach women at all and expect them to make moves on him? this wouldn't work for 99.9 percent of men, no matter how attractive they might be.

Why the fuck would you want to look completely unapproachable and in turn, not approach anyone else? In what kind of weird ass world do you live where your average guy can just clean himself up a bit, go to a bar and sit there with a sour face, not talk to anyone and end up with girls all over him?

You're missing a ton of context to your generic advice and it's a recipe for failure.

...

Are you subconsciously eaiting to be noticed? "Rescued"? Won't happen. Take the good advice some have given you and save yourself. Nobody will rescue you, EVER. That's true for anyone, OP.

Not a drug test for kratom, bud. Doesn't show up on a drug test.

"Waiting," not "eating."

No dude. Auschwitz mode wont do for More than a few days. You have to do it rigth. Put yourself under a somewhat Easy goal to begin with. Leave desserts or Coca-Cola. Or quit half of yours daily cigarrettes. Something like that Will do. Them try to do something bigger.
Good luck op.

i screenshotted this
i have no friends, no way to get drugs
okay. i'm not mad at you or anything, don't feel bad. i accept your apology even though there is no need. i'm sorry i misunderstood what you were saying
sure autist9000
i tried sertraline and fluoxetine
how? where do i meet people? how do i do it?
oh. well i think i'll always be sad as long as i can't hug a girl.
accurate until the second to last line. it's pretty exaggerated at best.

>eating to be rescued
Ahh yes, every fatty's problem.

You did tho dude, you said you were gonna kill yourself. Can't remember what timeline you gave, but c'mon. Be honest here.

It made me feel bad asf, like I did something wrong.

You have a pretty mouth.

Hey what's up Zeke

lose 70 pounds, get a nose job, face lift, cheek implants, chin implant, get tatoos on your neck, chest and arms, get leg extensions, wear shoe lifts, do 100 pushups each day. wax your body hair, shave balls, shave face, start a business, earn $150k per month, buy a nice house, buy a lamborghini, buya ferrari, buy some nice clothes, fly to amsterdam, bang high end hookers.

>Change your entire appearance and fuck off

Hey nigger. I lost all my WoW friends over the years, I'll be your buddy in-game if you got nothing better to do.

Watch/listen to comedy and get the fuck off Sup Forums. This place is a fucking toilet.

Are you not fucked up right now? Might as well feel good about it.

Fucking neck yourself you fat lazy pussy bitch. You've been posting this shit for over a YEAR. first time I saw it was on /adv/ last July.

Please. Just die for the good of Sup Forums. 1 less shit thread polluting this cancer

You dangled a carrot in front of his nose and gave him an ultimatum - he needed to possess something that he doesn't. Would it have killed you to show him a tit?

He's already seen my nudes, afaik.

not waiting to be rescued, but god that would be nice. no i don't expect it, hence the sadness
i didn't know that. i'll look into it
i never smoked. i'll try not drinking any soda, i drink a lot of diet soda but i know it fucks with insulin and creates cravings, so i'll stop soda.
i did say that, but it's not like i said "give me nudes or i'll kill myself." i was going to say that either way, because i was heading out to attempt to kill myself. i say that all the time, i really do mean it but i always pussy out. but no i didn't say "gib noods or i shoot myself in the head rn."

i'm sorry you felt bad. i'm sorry i said that. i hope you can forgive me.
whew
fuck pents, gj. too bad my name isn't zeke, that would have been an epic get.
pic attached is me 100 lbs ago, i probably need to lose more like 150 lbs not 70.
also
>all that to still fuck hookers
fuck even if i did all that i could hug a girl who isn't a hooker?
i don't have wow, i don't play any games anymore.

Oh look, it's you again. You've been coming here and making these shit threads for years. Write "Hello Random Board" with a timestamp on your left asscheek so we know it's you.

Women are not fucking worth it. You need to hire a prostitute, you lazy sack of shit. Check backpage and craigslist. Have sex, realize it's barely better than a pocket pussy, and then go back to your big boy man cave, eat some chicken tendies, and install Gentoo. It's that easy. If you still lack direction and purpose, get a goddamn job.

Whew lad. It seemed that way when you said it. If you didn't mean it like that, then I apologise.

You just got manipulated into an apology by a fat narcissistic lazy bastard who has made the same threads for months maybe years

Shame on you

id cuddle you
I always reply this to this thread
that guy is fucking cute, maybe its just pity or the fact that he looks like he is soft and mushy

timestamp

i'm trying to watch all of friends but all the relationships make me super fucking sad. same with the office, parks and rec, etc. recommend me a show where no characters ever hug or have sex or have relationships with females if such a show exists.
joke's on you, it's been way longer than a year. like 3 or more
i have, and i know you posted more again today in that thread with the girl trying to sell nudes. it really hurts that you'll give them to ANYONE EXCEPT me. like fuck, how fucking worthless am i that EVERYONE gets it except me? but it's cool don't worry about it it doesn't matter