That feel when your morning semi is already 2 inches bigger than the average man

>that feel when your morning semi is already 2 inches bigger than the average man

k

tfw op post porn gif instead of a time stamp because he's embarrassingly tiny

That feel when your dick is so big you get erectile dysfunction and can't achieve a full erection

Big dicks are visually appealing, sure. Outside of that though?

They suck.

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That's why there's Viagra

>wake up
>start immediately thinking about other men's dicks

Something you want to say, OP?

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Viagra takes like 45mins to work. You have to plan to fuck in about an hour AFTER you felt horny.
Sure it works, but not being able. To generate your own stiffy on call is fucking shit.

i wish i know how it feels

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This man speaks the truth. OP is a closeted homo.

>tfw you'll never put it inside a human

>only having a semi in the morning
how's those low testosterone levels and unhealthy circulatory system working out for ya OP

That's why cialis is better. You take one every couple of days, and everything else just works naturally. No planning when to fuck.

i know that feel

life isn't perfect but at least girls occasionally fetishize my dick

That feeling when OP pays sister to grab dick for Sup Forums. To prove OP has a gf

Op Blown the fuck out of this solar system tbh. Nice job user

Bro you're a skinny little faggot, your dick is max 7 inches you're not big bro also the way you hold your hand with the humb and not the whole hand wrapped around it makes it seem bigger you're probably not even 7 inches.

the cognitive dissonance here is staggering.

I get it though, being average or smaller must really fucking suck. XD

/thread

he's right though you're a weenie look at those scrawny little legs you won't take a picture with the ruler you're probably not even 6 inches

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Just because you take huge dicks in your ass doesn't mean your dick is any more significant faggot

Nah being average is pretty dope.

I'm asian so being 6 inches is more than women expect.

Average dick is compatible with most vaginas. My dick doesn't dip into most public toilet water, (fucking disgusting.)

I'll be able to maintain a firm erection well into my later years.

Average is standard for a reason. Universal impregnation tool.

You write like a 13 years old who just discovered trolling.

That faggot isn't bigger than 6 inches you're most def not 6 inches if you think he's bigger than you, you're probably 6 inches in asian manlet measurements

>must really fucking suck XD
>XD
This thread is over

tfw you're not cut like a jew

>6am
>be op
>wake up
>wide awake
>not even groggy
>stretch legs
>smack lips together satisfyingly
>instantly remember i love cocks
>oh fuck i love cocks so much
>imagine every cock on earth
>savor the thought
>post thread on Sup Forums

>2 inches bigger than the average man
Your semi is 5'11?