Roast me without talking about my ethnicity or eyebrows

Roast me without talking about my ethnicity or eyebrows.

Not because they're my insecurities, but because every time I ask to be roasted, people go for those ones and they're overdone.

you're not white and you have a retarded unibrow.
now go kill yourself pablo.

>roast me
>but not about certain stuff

It's clear that's what you're most insecure about and don't want to hear it more. That or this is another person and you're looking for new ammo but aren't creative enough to come up with something on your own.

5/7 perfect

eyebrow*

I got one. Moley Moley Moley Moley Moley Moley Moley Moley Moley Moley Moley Moley Moley Moley Moley Moley Moley Moley Moley Moley Moley Moley Moley Moley Moley Moley Moley Moley Moley Moley Moley Moley Moley Moley

Dude are you going to post this everyday?

You have nice blow job lips.

Why do people say that? I've heard it twice so far. It doesn't make any sense.

Here's another picture.

post again same shit tomorrow i fell fantastic u shithead

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Keep your hair short. Trim the uni brow (I'm half Greek and have one too, the difference trimming it makes is amazing) get rid of the mole and try keep some stubble. Doing all this I'm sure you would make a rather attractive swarthy gentleman.

Also. Kek that uni brow is worse than mine

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST

you are absolutely disgusting
I cannot name a single good thing about you
not one

OP are you real.

Why did you post the same thing so many times? Did you not get the response you wanted?

i get compliments sometimes on my mouth

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>i get compliments sometimes on my mouth

Would that bee appearance or use?

The fullness of your lips suggests that you have a fair ammount of Nigger in your blood.

oh wow

Kekeke

Hey akmed what's with the door behind you

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You're the third ugliest person I've ever seen.

Eyebrows? I thought those were caterpillars.

I just thought that was a black McDonalds sign on his face

Kek

You look like Mr. Bean' s gay love child

Hahaha you are brown and you have eyebrows

-ifunny

If you know you have a fucking cavemanish monobrow, why the fuck haven't you done something about it already? You look like one of the ape people from the original Planet of the Apes. Get some threading or waxing or something.

You look like you have a pet goat.

Why not tweeze those out or get the laser removed?

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>Why not tweeze those out or get the laser removed?

How do you know if he has a laser hidden in his unibrow?

drink spilt on keyboard kek

You obviously have feminine features. Just grow your hair and go andro already. You'll look much better. Also trim monobrow.

he still sleeps under kiddie blankets since his parents can't afford new ones, much less a laser.

unibrow nigger

You look like an immigrant to Sweden .
Rape any kids lately?

creative

Kek, this.

Anyway, any single thing of your or anyone else's appearance can be turned against them, the trick is use right words that you have attributed with different feelings. Like fag, cause that's what you look liek.

your eyebrows look ethnic

Got a tick hanging off your cheek you fuckin dick licker

Is that shrapnel in your door where you train to be a terrorist?

Only thing that gets overdone about you. Ugly.

I've actually heard on several separate occasions that people say that "I look like I'd give good head if I was a chick" behind my back.

Why the fuck is that? Also another picture

Was this taken right before you shouted allahu ackbar?

if you dont do anything about those eyebrows then neither will your arranged wife will want to take care of her own

>no chin

weak genes

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With a face like that I can see why you're fucking goats.

The kid you molested wants his shirt back.

You're a unibrow having, piss smelling, curry eating, sand nigger

He's in talks with Subway. He wants to be the new Jerrod.

You don't get to make the rules eyebrow boy

Derka dirka mother fucker

>or eyebrows
If you know they're a problem why don't you fucking shave your brows then? Other than that you should get a haircut.

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>>or eyebrows
>If you know they're a problem why don't you fucking shave your brows then? Other than that you should get a haircut.

That haircut should be under the chin.

Lmfao just die

Sure if he wants to trigger airport security

One cut under the chin.

you must be sucking asian cock if they can fit in a mouth like yours with such a tiny chin

Op abandoned thread

baby face

No I'm still here.

Why haven't you put a rope around your neck yet?

Hey, I'm the dude that originally called out your blowjob lips in the first thread (no proof because who screencaps meaningless shit)

Honestly man it's the curvature of the upper lip mixed with the thiccness of the bottom lip
plus you look pretty gay

still nice eyes tho

Oh I believe you because of the "nice eyes" part lol

Another pic i guess

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u seem to b kinda cool, mate. gief a shite abt other ppl opinions. cheer up my friend

LULZ!!!

Keep it up and he might treat you like a goat.

>eyebrows

It's eyebrow man.
Singular.

You appear to have a fleck of goat feces stuck to your cheek. Stop eating the goats out before you fuck them.

>am I ugly?
lmao

YO SANDNIGGER ONEBROW , YER CAMELS DOUBLE PARKED, OOOOHHEH

yeah thought you'd remember that

idk why you make these threads but for actual advice for appearance, just trim the unibrow, grow at least a stubble if you can and keep it tidy, and do something with your hair (i know you have brown genes so it's gonna be stubborn but there are hairdressers out there specialised in that)

other than that, idk. demeanour, clothing, smile more or whatever

What the fuck is up with your door
Did you shout allahu akbar prematurely and your dad started shooting up the place?

Son ya got weak ass chin genetics. Might as well turn into a chick cause that face defenition is goin on a nonstop trip to suckin dicks for a living.

where you from?

you want be famous so bad

>Asks to be roasted
>Gives us rules of what can and can't be said

FUCK OFF

You look like a down syndrome version of Aladin.

already posted gaylord, and it wasnt even chuckle worthy the first time.

man kill that gay ass hair, either get a proper haircut and learn to blowdry it properly to style it in a specific way or shave it all off you fuck. it's 2017 why aren't you plucking your unibrow jesus fuck Ahmed, my name is Mohammed but you're being a complete Ahmed, you got to stop it man.

You forgot to wipe a little spot of your baby's sisters shit off your face

underrated post

What's up with your Muslim caterpillar eyebrows?