Justify the existence of this country

Justify the existence of this country.

>it's good
>people like it
>it's better than the US
>everyone wants to immigrate here
>it's not America
>people love it

it's a place for Americans to say they're going to move to when the person they don't like becomes president

Someone had to keep the useless frozen wasteland.

We're the 9th largest economy in the world

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We're like Murrica but without the violence and social problems. We may not be that relevant internationally but Canada is a great place to live.

>Chinks
>Pajeets

If you don't like those people the solution is simple, just live in a city with less than 1 million population.

3rd north american alternative to living in the USA or Mexico.

French defeat

>Less racist version of the US
>They burnt down the White House once

Where else would your hockey players come to drink when the season's over?

It's like the more manly and white version of the USA

When it's a positive thing: fuck yeah we did.

When it's negative: it was the British.

JUSTified

There is literally no defending Canada.

Here we see the desperate leaf in denial that his nation is worthless and shit.

>more manly

what did he mean by this?

To promote the societal sanity and individual freedom of the human race.

it's all lumberjacks n shieet

Fuck,I meant Portugal,fuck Canada,pointless country.

>Russian
For future of all Russians

We fucking wrestle grizzlies up here on the daily bud.

Canada has a larger economy/population than all the nordshits combined, not to mention it's the second largest country in the world 2bh

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maple syrup

It has Quebec.

But its part of Great Britain. So the country you're referring to is UK.

I wish we were still part of the UK, actually

But you are.

I would prefer it over being part of America. Higher likeliness of greater autonomy and presumably better environmental policies.

Great neighbor and friend

Nah, they're just hipsters. Their hands are far too soft to handle an axe.

Canada was only made to serve the interests of others. It's a colony in the simplest sense

No need to justify it, it's a good fucking country,

What """others"""?

Sinister ones?... Literally the ones on the left.

Britain

Previously Britbongs but now every country that's not a beta faggot country like Canada can take a slice of the pie

Pretty much this, yeah

FUCKING

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