ITT: Post your goals that others would think are weird

ITT: Post your goals that others would think are weird.

Make it to age 30 without ever having a girlfriend.

*im around girls a lot, and there is temptation since they talk to me. But I am really trying to accomplish this goal.

getting the courage to finally kill myself

1. Steal a cop car
2. Do coke off a stripper's ass
3. Eat an endangered animal
4. Harpoon a whale with one of those guns(pic related)
5. Give Tina Fey an orgasm(I feel she'd be very appreciative)

1.
>Stop driving drunk before I kill my self or someone else.
2.
>Stop having children, 1 is enough.
3.
>Live until I get old and very sick.

Get a Mazda 323F

fuck my aunt
not smoke weed for a year (1month in)
eat 3 aussie cheese fries to myself
beat la mulana
beat ftl on hard no pause

Die

Hi dad

Make a computer that looks like a tricorder but is actually running an artificial neural netwwork so that throughout my day I can tell it about how I'm interpreting different situations that it observes with some types of sensors and see if it becomes me.

>Mazda 323F
Nothing weird.
Had a 1998 323 f for a long while.
Speedy little car with that lovely go-cart sensation.
Drove her every day. Sadly I smashed her into a lorry a few years ago..

Hi son. Why ain't you doing your homework?

This is sad bruh

>fuck my aunt

Probably a generic unattainable goal for most people

I'm at the HIV testing clinic. Great job raising a dead homo.

Because it isn't due until Thursday dad. Plus I have tutoring for tonight's assignment.

Because this family is illiterate and I'd like to keep on going with the tradition

Stop talking to my dad.

1 get fit
2 get a batmanish costume-outfit until 30
3 get a mask with voice changer
4 go out at nights to beat syrians

Im not being ironic/cringy i seriously will do this

Yeah I miss that car..

That's good son, go kick his ass.

Ok dad.

the gun in the pic is ornamental

Remember what I taught you, one two punch then shank him in the kidney.

I think I killed him dad.

1. Write a book analyzing the trajectory of pop music.
2. Have sex on ecstasy at a festival in a small tent, just in earshot of the music playing.
3. Find a reasonably pretty girl who I don't feel awkward talking to and who intellectually stimulates me.

Don't worry son, tell me where you are. I'll clean this up.
You'll need a drink after this. Finally a man.

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I already hid the body dad. Feed him to pigs then buried the pigs in a buildings newly poured cement foundation.
I'm at home now dad. Gotta go back to Uni around 2 for Programming dad.

Good boy, you did well.
See ya at home later, mom is cocking meatloaf.

1. swim from england to france.
2. have sex with a girl from every continent.
3. Finish my masters cum laude

Thanks dad. You're the best dad.

Dating women, making them fall in love with me, and then rejecting them/breaking their heart. Short-term goals are just fucking with women, standing them up on dates, etc. I've done this a few times, it's really satisfying.

getting my bsc degree to earn some money to have the money to study the thing I truly wanted to get a degree in.

Be in a coma for the rest of my life

I'm pretty good with a hammer.
Come on over,I'll make your goal come true.

>Finish my Master's cum load

Kinky.

Thanks buddy,
If only I could give you something in return like a lottery ticket or something for your 'good deed'.

>If only I could give you something in return like a lottery ticket or something for your 'good deed'.
How about you buy me a bottle of scotch, we can drink before the "deed is done".

Hero.

>cocking meatloaf
Ooh, mom has a feminine penis?

Sure.

including antartica? i dont think there is anyone from there.

i want to kill an alien

Have you ever eaten Eel?
If so you can scratch eating an endangered animal off your list.

>beat ftl on hard no pause

easier to build a time machine

Crunchy fried eel at my local Japanese restaurant is godtier

your a failure, son.

>Learn at least 5 languages.
Not weird, just no real reason for it. I already know two. Three more to go. Started learning chinese of all things, just because everyone says its so hard.
>Be able to do full splits and back flips at my age, currently 25.
When I was a kid, I always wanted to do martial arts and stuff, but my parents never had money. Now that I can afford this myself, I started training. I take it pretty seriously and want to prove to myself that you are never too old to do the things you wanted to do as a kid.
>I want to teach my dog how to pull me on a sled / skateboard / bike.
See above.
I have plenty, but I cant think of them all right now.

Congrats, you've had a deliciously endangered foodstuff.

1. Finish writing one of the country tless books I've started, even if it never gets read or published
2. Travel the whole world, exploring places I'm not allowed to go (like Mecca, Area 51, etc)
3. Go on a weekend space vacation
4. Sexually assault David Miscavage
5. Get really rich for my retirement

No I'm talking like eating a steak off a white rhino.

Nigga Icelandic is the hardest language, mandarin is a copout

*Countless

Then you have to ask for food from the critically endangered species list.
Because eel fits into the endangered list.

Lol is that where those overly long county names come from?

To fuck a space alien

I want to open a FLGS with my wife.

Alright, Jesus. I got it. Eel is endangered.

Number three would be good for me too
thanks for the idea user

What if aliens are hot?

Kill Mary's husband

You can get Whale and Shark meat in Iceland.

And delicious, it's the most important part about them. If we don't save them, I don't get to eat eel as an old man.

Thank you for the info, user. Maybe I can harpoon a whale there too?

I think you can still hunt Minke and Fin Whales in Iceland, unless IFAW got their way and put a stop to it.

You want to use the white rhino as a plate for you to eat steak off of? 2edgy4me

> quarter life crisis.

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No, you dope. I want to eat white rhino (or something similar) Don't care wtf I eat it off of.

1/3 life crisis, dumbass

idk, user. sure looks like a lot of fun using a rhino as a table!

i have a ritual : once a week i take 1.5 - 2 L of vodka and pack of blue lucky strikes , sit in front of computer , turn music on on youtube , login to every chat i know , drink it all while trying to chat

Correct

I stand corrected. That does look like a good time.

Become a tank commander in the military, possibly try to get the rank of captain. Name the tanks after people that mean something to me

but rhino table is more fun than eating a rhino you stupid ass

Basketball

assuming user is u.s. male average life expectancy is 78.7 years. which means he's having a 31766201/1000000000 crisis. fucking idiot.

Find someone I can actually call a friend

At some point in my life, I want to be fucking a girl and have another girl have her hand up the ass of the girl I'm fucking, and she gives me a handjob through the walls of the pussy. I know it's possible I've seen a video of it. Looks like the ultimate carnal pleasure

No, that would be finding a girl who can suck your balls at the same time as youre fucking her from behind

>Do a 90 day nofap streak.

>visit the equestrian statue of Marcus Aurelius and pay his excellency my respects.

>visit the body worlds exhibition

These are the "weird" ones.

Fuck me