>Get on the Metro
>See this
What do you do?
Get on the Metro
Christian Gutierrez
Austin Nelson
spit on him
David Perez
stomp.
Ethan Bell
Use my newly sharpened blade to cut off his junk right before the doors close and skip out and run like an idiot.
Aaron Long
Suck his cock to prove that I'm the alpha not him
Julian Anderson
mind my own business
Cameron Martin
suck his dick ofc
Ethan Jones
Take a creepshot, post on b
Cameron Jackson
Turn 360 degrees and walk away.
Justin Ortiz
The only right answer.
Wyatt Turner
...
Jaxon Lewis
Step right up
Stomp on those balls
Do a little dance
Drink a little water
Eli Johnson
throw up in mouth
Jeremiah Ortiz
...
Joshua Wilson
You're still walking towards him, you idiot!
Evan Campbell
Tickle his balls until it wakes up. Then I'll grab his balls like a retard and pull them off. It doesn't deserve them.
Jace Hill
you must be so new
Christopher Edwards
Fuck, I like the way asian people just don't fucking play around when it comes to social norms. Samurai style. I bet this guy won't eat seeds on a train never again.
Kevin Myers
>mirror.jpg
Connor Evans
Say "I'm way to hetero for this metro" and go home to play Metro 2033.
Sebastian Wood
Gently kiss her on the forehead to wake her up and award her a medal and the key top the city for being so brave and courageous
Leo Campbell
Take pic and post on Sup Forums
Jack Wilson
how the fuck did he take that picture
Easton Miller
damn, nice camera phone.
Jeremiah Lee
Suck her feminine penis
Samuel Baker
What the fuck thats so disgusting ..
Robert Hernandez
>not reading the thread
Adam Murphy
>thinking every picture of someone in a mirror is a selfie
How's being 13 going?
Zachary Diaz
>thinking the photographer could possibly not be in the picture from that angle
How's being 12 going?
John Sullivan
turn 360 degrees and walk away
Cooper Sanders
>Check my privilege
>Douse him in lighter fluid
>Put on my pussy hat
>Light him up
Dylan Long
Turn 180 degrees twice and walk away.
Chase Martinez
Turn 720 degrees and walk away.
Daniel Campbell
...
Michael Williams
What the fuck is a "metro"?
Jayden Smith
I really really wish I didn't see this. . . I wanted to believe this didn't happen anywhere ever
Ryan Jenkins
short for Metropolitan Train -> Subway
Nathan Edwards
take my foot out of my shoe and slowly caress the balls
William Evans
This.
Jaxson Robinson
Nice foot :v
Aaron Kelly
Srsly m8?
Asher Phillips
...
Adam Cook
Tell that mother fucker to get up. Look at all of those people standing and you are taking all those seats!?!
Fuck you!
Alexander Bell
Double bait duh.
Oh shit now I fell for the triple bait.
Mason King
technically not manspreading
Aaron Edwards
Laugh, take picture, post on /b and ask 'what do.'
Jaxon Mitchell
ask who the fuck he thinks is taking up 4 seats.