ok boys, lets make this conversation interesting
give me your absolute worst responses to this
ok boys, lets make this conversation interesting
give me your absolute worst responses to this
There's ladies in this conversation?
;)
you ever seen a naked man downhill bike with the seat off?
You actually might be able to spin this positive. Why ruin it?
You have a face i would love to cum on
I dont think I have a chance with this girl, she's out of my league so thought why not make this a little bit interesting
have you ever seen a man that could fuck his own asshole with his own dick?
Your ass is grass and I'm gonna mow it.
Wanna suck my dick?
I'm glad I brought my library card, because I'm checking you out
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Secundes shits here.
so i got 20 dollars or an 8 inch cock which one you want?
This
Look here, girl. I'm on Tinder for sex. Good sex, sweaty sex, sex with you. I'm not going to bore you to death with boring pick up lines, but instead I'm going to give you the night of your life.
My place or yours?
You ever seen a black soldier with an eye full of maggots? well, you will in bed!
We have a winrar.
Winrar
I will plow your Ass like there is noch tomorrow! You have a donkey right?
Reroll
Rollino
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Christ....WTF is wrong with you?
see women react when you put the pimp hand on em call a girl a bitch what she gone do besides be upset or wanna suck the skin off your dick
This
That's not how it works newfag!
Fuck you, you retarded fuck.
There was a winrar and you wrote some ridiculous nigger shit about your real life fantasies.
That girl ain't gonna respond to that halfwitted shit
tl;dr OP is a massive faggot
You know those toy sticky hands? Ever balled one into a fist and shoved it up your ass, lightly tugging at the string part while masturbating?
Why did you pick mine? I was not the winrar.
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>> 727192379 I didint see the winrar till i posted your line. im going to kill myself now
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Keep going faggot
Fuck your dubs, cunt
OP's getting laid tonight
you have let us down
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Ayy gurl. I brush my teeth eith urine because only faggots put white stuff in their mouth