Ask a Russian anything

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why are Slavs gay

Seriously why are we so gay

>muh heritage

You know what? My best fantasy is being blackmailed by a hot powerbottom muscle stud who uses his power and enforces me to fuck shit out of his hole and while I do this he calls me bitch and other bad words

Why all of you are thieves?

how do I chat up qt russian girls? everytime I try I really don't know what to say since I dont know much about russia ect

Get over it :^D

I'm not a thief

do you suck dicks?

start to chatting about emigration to USA

Are you poz?

Ty che pedik shto li

>poz
Wut

HIV positive

tak sosesh ili net?

Are meths of good quality in Russia?

excellent
welcome for meth

tfw you will never have that exact physique

;_;

Good. I'll try and fuck some twinky russian boipussies after.

Niet

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No

Ah nu cheeki breeki i v damke

shat da fuck up

Xuy sosesh?

chai p'yosh?

Why are all russiya posters are incredibly depressing

were you alive during the soviet era?is so what was life like?

I-Is that you?

can you get me into your country.

I need to talk to an honest person who hasn't enough time to make up lies.

Thought this was /fit/ for a second.

as an asian, how can i obtain a QT non-gold digger russian girl

Are
Are Russians Xenophobic?

Why do some russians cover their license plate
is that legal

katori chas

Would you let us invade your country?

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Come to Checnya.

To avoid traffic cameras and parking inspection.

whats your favorite borscht reicpe and what is your favorite pirog filling to go with it?

>AMA
I found out that my great grandfather was born in Saratov, and he was a Volga German. Where can I find records of his birth in Russia?

Is the average russian person as nice as the average russian poster?

average russian person is nice but average russian poster is shitbrained ugly degenerate with epic butthurt. Your standards so low.

Not even once.

Rutracker.org

Great resource for Russian stuff!

mirin desu, it's probably too late for me to ever achieve that sort of physique natty

Some are, some are not
But I think that there wouldn't be any problems with a Mexican

Guten morgen, fags, OP is back

Yes, I am xenophobic

Nah, you want to use me as a sex slave

Be an anime or grow muscle.
Or even better - become a drunkard, junkie or schizophrenic, Russian women are into guys like that

Thank God no

Oгoнь пo гoтoвнocти

How do I win the heart of a cute Russian girl?

With lots of money

fagot what's putin do?

What does it say on her back?

Wtf I can't believe this is a real tattoo

I'd like to share your incredulity. Could you tell us what it says?

why does the russian dub of movies/tv shows sounds so awsome off?

It's some Russian prison tattoo

>Sorry, mom, it's fate
>At prison I won't be a spy cause I'm not Sovdepia slave

Sovdepia is an insulting slang synonym for USSR

Because most of /int russians posters are liberals who hates their country and their lifes.
Plus living in Russia is kinda shit 2bh. We are poor af.

They try to make only one actor speeks for foreign actor in many movies, and the actors try to replicate original.

Privet. Mojete skazait, Tovarishch, Where is most comfy and peaceful city/oblast to live in as a muslim?
I want to eat halal borsch and marry qt russian muslim gril (female).
Is Kazan and Chechnya good?

Kazan is better choice of these two. One of the best russian cities. Can't say much about Chechnya apart from it being the most turbulent region in the past.

He says that because up until recently most ru posters here were actually pretty chill, not inbreds from 2ch.

Dagestan or Chechnya. In all other places you'll be looked down on

Was there a mass exodus from 2ch recently? Did Makaka do something again?

Fucking attention whore, kill you're self

Kind of, I guess. There was that case a few months back when some shitty general thread about ruble on 2ch /po/ that lasted for years got purged, so they took refuge here and consequently dragged all of their political crap and butthurt here.
But seems like this Sup Forums is getting more well known over there in general. It's basically repeating the fate of Krautchan's one.

It's blocked in Russia, but we use it anyway

Thanks. I've read much about Kazan. It's said that it had undergone massive improvement. Looks more advanced than my capital, Jakarta. Has good university as well. Cпacибo

Is Dagestan still in conflict? I only want halal borsch, not tangled up in sunni-vs-salafi bullshit. I guess with such ethnic diversity i would still be welcomed more than anywhere else. Cпacибo

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Why would you want to live in Dagestan? It's the same shithole as Indonesia.

First of all

>russian muslim qt
>chechnya

They're not russians
and you'll end up a cripple if you try to pull some shit like that in chechnya, they're touchy about that stuff.

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Well he suggested so. I haven't read much about Dagestan anyway :P

Would you die for Putin's sake?

Hell no

What's the best city to live as a Christian?

None of two. Orthodoxy is more close to Shite Islam.

Well what's the best place in Russia to live as an Orthodox Christian, then?

What do people in Russia generally think of people from my country? Genuinely curious, was thinking of visiting for an extended period of time. I always considered you guys bros.

>implying you don't want him to fuck your dick with his ass

Generally good because history and culture ties, orthodox brotherhood. And obviously we didn't fight plus Greece is the one of the countries that not hate us right not in that global politic wars which is really nice too.

What about Japan?

>orthodox brotherhood
Implying anyone cares on religion

Sorry, mom, that's fate

Won't take anything heavier then dick or glass, won't do hard works in prison for KPSS, i'm not a slave of Sovdep

we're mostly friendly to japan country. and on the east of the country there's lot of asian ethnicity

In fact many of us, especially younger generations are deeply ashamed of him and actions of the whole russian government at this moment

Bump

Wow, it's crazy rouble imbeciles raid again?

Moscow, richest city and developed

Welcome to 2ch)))