Tfw 18 y/o virgin from UK

>Tfw 18 y/o virgin from UK
HELP ME ANONS I DON'T WANT TO REACH 20 AND STILL BE A VIRGIN
I DON'T GET INVITED TO PARTIES SO HOW CAN I LOSE IT?????
PLS HELP ME

Show dick plz

>gay sex = cure

I'll describe it
7.5" w/ decent girth
shower not a grower

I want to fuck a girl pls help

pfft, just post a pic!

not unless you're a girl cus I'm not a fag. Post tits w/ timestamp if you are otherwise no

>Pls give me advice

I lost it at 20, I think.
Are you kissless?
Just install Tinder, be nice to the girls, don't be too forward but push for meeting (for coffee or a drink, nothing that takes too long!) as soon as you can if there's a click. If they say no they're not worth your time. Kiss them at the end of the first date and arrange a second one quickly, plan something more elaborate, and plan to bring them home after you're done with the real date for a drink or just some more hanging out.
All you have to do is feel confident with everything and don't be too pussy to kiss and touch them, and to advance and go for it.
Also make sure the place you're taking them is clean and looks nice, and have a clean dick.

go to a party, get high and get someone.

One kiss at a party a year ago. Tinder is bad atm cus I'm still at home and people I know use it, I was gonna wait until uni. Any tips to approaching a girl at my college that I don't know? (She looks at me sometimes)

if you have friends. if not, use tinder my guy.

I don't get invited to parties, not sad just that my friends don't have them. Don't know what to do

Oh and lower your standards. Don't only go for the very good looking ones, but also the decent girls. I tend to do butterfaces cause I like skinny girls and they're easy to just fuck from behind anyway, but that's just my strat.
Also tell them you actually like them and just pretend to be invested and stuff.

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do you atleast know her a little? like her music tastes?

show a face pic.
are u ugly?

What do I actually do to go for them? Say there's this one that goes to my college, about a 7/10. I've noticed her looking at me sometimes around college but we don't know each other and we've never spoken. What should I do with her?

All of its true, my dick is a shower so its always 5" and then 7.5" hard w/ no pubes anywhere

Who cares if your friends know you're on it? No shame in it! And if you do see someone you know just super like them and go for a joke, they'll see the encounter as funny and then forget about it (and you'll seem more confident).

For the girl in your school, just go say hi, really. Ask her something related to school ("Hey do you happen to know what's up with Mr SoandSo?") and then segway into a normal conversation. At the end just leave and don't ask for a number. Say hi a few times in the hallways and start a few short conversations, then add her on FB or ask for her number. Make it seem natural.

if not in USA, then hookers.

if in USA, then "escort service"

same shit

not at all, know nothing about her other than what she looks like.

Not that ugly imo
average height
athletic build (muscles)
Decent dick
straight teeth
good jawline
larger (but not huge) nose
very mild spots/ no acne (bit of redness)
wear designer clothes such as Boss and Armani
short back and sides with longer on top (light brown)

Would it be weird to go-
me- hey, whats your name?
-her response
me- I want to get your number (get phone out)

well shit, you could walk up to her, ask her what music she likes, etc. once you know what music she likes, try to find a concert with the band she likes. thats how i got my first girlfriend atleast.

I'm the same guy btw. It's seriously all about confidence and being a good guy. Go say hi, they're girls, not freaking aliens. They want to meet someone too and they like being flirted with. They also want to make new friends and fuck people.

Next time she looks at you just smile and wave, see what happens.

and then show her the tickets. sorry dude im high

Yeh I was thinking about acknowledging her for example a smile or something. If that goes well I might approach and say what I posted just
I hope it works! and thanks for the advice!

That only works if you're sure she likes you, otherwise it's just weird and too direct. It's also nice to know if you have chemistry, first. Otherwise, what'd you use the number for?
Like, better to introduce yourself while talking than while chatting.

but I have no reason to talk to her because she's basically a stranger, so wouldn't it be weird to just go up to her and start talking?

I'd find it weirder is someone approached me to just ask my number than if someone approached me to talk about something dumb.
If you see her around sometimes you must have an idea what she studies, right? Just go up to her like "Hey, how are you? I see you around quite a lot and figured I'd say hi, always nice to know more people!" then follow it up with stuff about what you both study or wanna major or whatever other easy topic comes to mind and get her to talk about herself. Make sure it's not an awkward monologue though and make some jokes if you can.

seems like you social anxiety.

I reckon it'd be awkward tbh, just about got the balls to ask for a number no way I could do that fml
And no i don't even know her name let alone her classes

Fear of the unknown I think, would be alright after we'd started talking but its initial approach I can't do, I always bottle it at the last second

Sure it'll be a bit awkward, but that's alright.
But like, if she does give you her number, then what? You walk off and text her 5 minutes later? Just say the things you'd otherwise text.

Otherwise I'd still reccommend Tinder, haha. It's easy to fake it there and you don't have to approach people

I'd probably say 'i'll text you' but maybe I'd talk about a few basic things quickly before I walked off

Trust me, it'll seem way better if you just talk to her instead. Also, once you do get going, you'll know if the two of you could hit it off or not within like 5 minutes.
And I think you are quite similar to how I used to be, so I truly do reccommend Tinder. Way easier and the girls on there are thirsty anyway, since you're in a college city.

>talking with 3d women
>Oh well I'll oblige you anyway

My advice is to just act normal and not do anything that would come out of an aspie greentext

How do I set up a good Tinder?

First (and second) pic are pics of your face (and maybe shoulders/bit of arm if you're fit). Next is one of you with friends (in which you're still clearly visible, so preferably 1 or 2 friends). You also have to have a pic in which they can see your entire body, so they know you're not fat. It's good to have a silly/funny picture in there too.
Have a description that quickly describes what you do in your free time, and if you study something actually cool (so not IT or maths or whatever) mention that too. Make a joke in the description and say something that can be refered to (so either a question or something that is vague or whatever).
Don't do the shirtless pic every fit guy does. There's a thousand others for you, and you'll seem more confident than you really are (judging by your posts) and that could ruin your first date.
Be honest and be yourself, but with slightly reduced autism if possible

All the information I need, only thing is any examples of jokes or questions to put? Cannot think of any
thanks

Just something about yourself. I have a joke about how tall I am, then mention I can be a bit of a nerd, ask them who wants to come grab coffee/beer, where I live, then a joke about how every Tinder profile has to mention travelling/adventures.

And I mention my job, which is bartending, to even out the nerd part.

And again, ask them out as quick as you can, go drink something to make sure there's an easy way to leave if it's awkard. Arrange second date, do something fun, then fuck.

Noted cheers, mate