Age/Occupation/Country/Salary Thread

Age/Occupation/Country/Salary Thread

22
Software Engineer
USA
85K

>17
>manager of restaurant
>15$/hr

>Restaurant manager

29
Network Engineer
USA
90k

What course did you do for software engineering?

Kek

software engineering

I have a (4 year) Bachelors degree in Software Engineering

37
unemployed
england
0

23
Software Engineer
CO, USA
$92,500

Get good

44
DICOM migration architect
Texas
$105k + 15% profit bonus

u bin dwn the dole office m8 t get ur pennies?

Kek

26
Systems Analyst
United Kingdom
£29k

fukin laff at me m8 swear dwn on me nans grave ill fukin nok u reet out like fuking dickead

ITT anons putting down salaries and job titles they are working towards or dream of.

47
Actor
USA
depends on the Scene

25
(Junior) System Admin
Portugal
15k€
Fuck!
This sucks...

50
Civil Engineer
USA
$102k

19
Student/PCA (also get paid for running sound at church)
USA
Like 600$ biweekly

What movies/shows have you been in

30
Software Engineer
Los Angeles
$140,000
I work from home (my parent's garage, lol) and I'm about to get high in 2 hours to close out the day

Is it difficult?

nah mate, living off redundancy till get bored of daytime tv and apply for another job

not expecting any issues, i have off the charts self-confidence and zero ambition

>i can stack your shelves like a champ
>0 hour contract? no problem!
>previous job? well i was a finance manager for a world famous company but im mostly into just having enough cash to pay my bills and shitpost on the internet in my spare time. any janitor jobs going?

37
Business Process Consultant
USA/Spain
250,000€

35
Building Enginner
USA
72k and some change

Cocks n Throbbbers 2
Charlie in the Chocolate Factory
Load Warriors

currently in production for girth, wind, and fire

37
NEET
Mom's basement
Tendies

30
Unemployed
Parents basement
$0.00

32
insurance claims
usa
117k

You mean computer science? Wtf...

and thats how you know...

17
System admin
Italy
1.3k

depends... some called it Information systems degree, other places call them computer science... it varies alot believe me... but the CORE itself that is coding, it's there

33
Trucker
USA
45,000/yr

welcome my friend! I think we are the only 2 sysadmins here it seems...
Why dont people go to our field more often i wonder...

If those three are the same and the core is programming, your university is shit.

Not all of us. Mines legit. See

> 34
> Professional bodyguard
> Denmark
> 100-800$/hr

Dunno man, i really like it

I'm studying for my MCSA. But I'm just helpdesk

they are not the same, it differs alot believe me...
>but the CORE itself that is coding, it's there
What i meant was: "all of them teach you some kind of code"

Here's an advice for both of you in the future... Get yourself some knowhow in hacking and IPS services... after that, you are SET FOR LIFE...

28
Wedding photographer
UK
£30k

Not all of us hanging out here still live in our parents basement. So far most posts are pretty believable, I haven't seen anyone say they make a million a year from being an awesome haxor or some such, yet.

>22
>unemployed
>USA
>a hundred bucks a month seling random shit
I'm also 30 grand in debt amd live in my parents attic

i know hacking, pretty well tho

I got an AAS in networks & security. Hasn't seemed to do much for me

Yeah, I like to pretend too user.

>33
>Grocery Manager
>14/hr

>37
>Chef at Wendy's
>$8.75 hr

Where the fuck do you live?

>21
>grocery store manager
>25$/hr

22
Active Duty Army
'Merica
$20kish

Looking to get my degree, was thinking Pyschology or Environmental Law. Thoughts?

lol so many software engineers :)

I myself am a software developer. I hear coworkers refer to themselves as devs, or coders, or just programmers. Never hear engineers. I feel like most of us know that engineers work under very strict professional standards and federal regulations.

36
ETL Developer in Digital Advertising
68k a year in Ann Arbor

I guess I am just not worth all these baller salaries :)
I love me some powershell.

I do get to wfh a ton but i hear the upper ups might crack down on that shit. and open offices blow!!! I miss my fucking cube.

23 electrician canada around 55 k a year live in parents basement, have 100k saved in bank

Actually on second thought we have a group of peeps in our analyst department that calls themselves business science engineers. I had to show one of them how to vlookup the other day.

Military, also im a journeyman plumber.

I make around 100k/Canadian dollarydoos

+1

Maybe because it pays shitty

31
Pharmacist
USA
130k

35
Registered Professional Archaeologist
California, USA
$72,800

can army fag here too. are youa plumber in the force

28
High School P.E. Teacher/Softball Coach/Volleyball Coach
USA
125K

32
Investment Banker
London, England
Salary £470,000 + Bonuses (circa £250,000/pa)

...

26
Truck driver
USA
I don't know exactly what I "make" I'm too lazy to figure it out. But after fuel, truck payments, etc I'm somewhere between 100-120k net.

21
(all jobs done next to my Universitary study)
Archivist at local library
Slaughterer in an abatoir
Tutoring Dutch, History and Geology to highschoolers
Storage worker (quality control) at a large factory
The Netherlands
between 15 and 45 K a year

29
Drug dealer
South Asia
$10,000 per week

>I roleplay on a Burmese throat singing forum to mask my crippling depression

18
Web Developer
Ohio (Fuck me right?)
45,000 a year

>volleyball coach
How many tight teen cherries have you popped?

WAIT A FUCKING minute P.E teachers dont make that much?????

>18
>45k web dev
*sniff sniff*
Smells fishy, I'm an iOS dev for a startup in CA and only get paid 60k, I thought web devs were the cucked ones... my life is a lie.

34
Rich dad
Inherited money
Travel

Barney blazin dat purple haze

Thats like a 15k difference and maybe your just in the shit tier spectrum of your occupation....

25
Civil Engineer
Salary 96k (canadian) + overtime bonus around 10%

Off by one

Didn't you even invest? Dont burn your dads hard earned money away by doing dumb shit, I'd kill my son if he did that

23
65k but paying for my school
Graduate student at LANL

36
Business Cog in enormous company
$61k

IT presales
225K OTE
NYC
33 yrs old

Age: Less than 1 year
Occupation: Freelance Bee
Country: USA
Salary: A fuckton of honey

Nah it's all invested, I live minimally, most expenses are travel related. I don't give a fuck about houses cars or any of that faggot shit

Yeah prolly, the retarded founder blew through $3,000,000 in series A funding that I helped him raise.
(Motherfucker copped a new car because of a loophole in the contract lmao)

42
Student
USA
-20k a year

22
Masters Student
UK
Fuck all

Good user, I like you :')

>How many tight teen cherries have you popped?

None. I'm not that stupid.

I have though nailed a few of the girls' mothers and one of their older sisters who was in college. Going on trips for the state tournaments is great for hook ups with mothers.

I can admit that I did fuck a few FORMER students. I met one a few years after she graduated and we actually hooked up a few times over the summer.

>WAIT A FUCKING minute P.E teachers dont make that much?????

I do. I work at a private school.

The average household income of the students is well over 200K. Some even over $250K. My base pay is about 100K but by coaching I get bonuses which bump it up.

This guy's full of shit. Software Engineering isn't the same as being a code monkey. Any jackass can do that.

Data entry serf

having a degree isn't a job go work at mcdonalds fagget

25
Journeyman plumber
80k-90k a year depending on how much work there is and if there are any big projects about to start a 3 year project for a highrise
Chicago illinois USA

Yeah, I went to college I have a phd in biochemistry, but realized I'd rather travel and work in developing countries for basically no pay, and let the investment money ride

29
Tech Product Manager
150k + bonus + equity

I tell the cocky software engineers what to do. Fuck you guys.

Having a degree isn't a job, that's true, but studying for one full time is considered an occupation, you dickless little fuckwit

I retratch my earlier statment I had assumed you were a inner city public school monkey

I think the current batch of newfags has caught on to this one...

27
Mechanical Engineer
52k/yr
Canaderp

Underpaid as fuck

Can attest to that. You wouldn't try to call an Electrical Engineer a software engineer even though they typically learn a decent amount of coding for some systems t

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