Redskins vs Cowboys Game Thread #4

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>2/2 for halftime faptime
one more and i break a personal record for a day. i look forward to next game

The sun won the first half

A FUCKING LEAF

reminder if you like country music you should probably just kill yourself

So if my local team wins the Super Bowl, then I have a higher chance of knocking a girl up?

>guy talking with his daughter from prison
Lol wtf kind of commercial was that?

Only needs Wojak on that shot with the sun on Kirk's face

You've never masturbated more than twice in a day? Fucking casual.

LOL

FUCK YEAH BUCCANEERS

This has been demonstrated 50 times

Reminder that Texas has more original culture than NYC

Your Cowboys mvp, everyone

>cowboys vs indians
Pottery.

im not a slave to the expand-o-jew

stop bullying

>dak
>ezekiel
Niggers love making up names

PRAISE KEK/SUN

Zeke got exposed in the first half

Just woke up lads.

Welcome to Trump's America

>americans are all eating delicious turkey with their loving family members while im eating canned beans with ketchup in my underwear

>this is what flyovers believe
Dumbest thing I've read in a while

Cowboys defense is so bad lmao I cant believe how lucky they seem to get each week

Woogoolga?

>that belly

Happy thanksgiving from Texas m8.

That's a little bit harsh but I think modern country music should be banned t.b.h. lad.

If you need to push it up a notch, try some SFM Futa comps if you haven't. You won't feel good about yourself but it works for me every time.

Caption this

bump up the brightness

I'm so fucking full

I once masturbated 19x in a day trying to break the record.

Cowboys Defense is actually pretty decent

>he doesn't have a belly gf
lel

helps to have the easiest schedule in the nfl

It's not luck, the game plans are designed to keep them off the field by running the clock on offense.

Dallas scores again they put the game away.

That halftime show was shit

When are they going too have AKB 48 or girls generation perform?

>dat ass
>dat bush

what in the fucking world?

>Tfw getting paid millions of dollars to watch a rookie play quarterback

IT WAS A PERFECT DELUISON

Personal best is 5 times. By the 5th time it just felt like a chore.

Are you tired of winning yet?

STOP POSTING DRUMPF ON HERE YOU FUCKING POLTARD COWSHIT FANS

I HURT MYSELF TODAY

I learned a lot about myself that day.

get fucking job crack baby

Just got back from fap time

What I miss

Put me in coach

ARE YOU LITERALLY SHAKING YET!!

Wow Troy finally admitted there was a hold by Dallas

Dak or Zeke for ROTY?

Redskins punt.

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yes

Sexy innit

samefag

Shitskins failing

Lmao

Shakira banging mike Tomlin while Lenny kravitz plays American woman.

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You only get to ride coach. Winners get to ride first class.

youtube.com/watch?v=Ro1ROeKbZhM

GOOD MORNING

If Dak keeps up these 300yrd games and keeps it around 280yrd 2 TD per game until the end of the season he's guaranteed ROTY.

Do tell.

Dak obviously, Zeke would be a 800 yd rusher without this line, he doesn't avoid contact.

>dad got drunk and spent the entire dinner yelling at my sister for dating a black guy again

Protip women, take the tags off your panties.

Dat butterface

>wedding ring commercials

I GET IT, IM ALONE

I go to uni ;_;

> Mods deleting halftime faptime posts

Fuck you

Don't talk about your president that way

still reporting every single one of these webm's

>tfw more interested in the chess championship than this game
>tfw magnus will lose

Another shit game for Zeke

unparalleled intellect way too smart to be on this board

>marrying a whore

I've lost control of my life

You are (not) alone.

DAMN JLAW looks like THAT?!

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Basically that was the first time I jerked it to tranny porn.

Deadskins

are you jealous

He should disown her

How the fuck do teams always manage to leave Witten THAT open?

Cowboys score TDs

Redskins score FGs

Good. She will pay the toll.

J O B

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>Spend the last two hours arguing with a nigger over writing him a ticket on Thanksgiving because apparently Thanksgiving excuses driving like a bat out of hell
>Now home
>Cowboys up
>Jeff Fisher is still HC
Where did everything go so wrong.

americans can you stop posting fat women, i know you have an obesity problem but its starting to turn my stomach

Thank you have a nice thanksgiving

>implying Russian autism can defeat European genius

At least they let it run during actual halftime

your dad's just jealous of her boyfriend's superior penis

you should kick his old racist ass