ITT: Stupid shit you believed as a kid

ITT: Stupid shit you believed as a kid

I thought belly buttons could unravel and your guts would spill out

I thought hitler was a actually a bad person.

I thought that god exists ;_;

I thought I could [spoiler]start a GET thread[/spoiler]

I put a baby tortoise in a lake thinking it would swim.

...

Thought most people were millionaires but that most things just cost more to fit that inflation.

My parents laughed.

...

That things would get better

That there would be something I would want to do. I'm capable and make plenty of money but I've never had a passion my whole life.

Technically dubs?

When you drew a line you had to tie it off.

nice

Lol what?

Find your passion. Try out random clubs or activities

I thought all humans are born equal.

...

Yes not all humans are equal there are trash like you

I used to think that the vagina sucks out the balls.

we know it's upsetting when you realize you were lied to

Found the antifa-scum

I think it is because he is a nigger.

I thought communism was a possible economic system that could work

I believed in God

That a tree would grow inside me if I swallowed gum and slept on the floor

>inb4 Commie fags get triggered

this

I thought you had to puss in a girl to get her pregnant.

>I thought you had to puss in a girl to get her pregnant.

Piss in a girl ...

I know that feel, bro