Hey B/ please give a name to my new dog

hey B/ please give a name to my new dog

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discord.gg/m5F7FBd
twitter.com/AnonBabble

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Colonostomy

Nurgle's maximum opus.

Wat that? Post more pictures.

we don't know exactly, we found it on the beach
but it smells like a dead horse

I think 'Nurgle's maximum opus.' Is an alien. Contact the FBI. Jesus, these pics are high-quality.

Any more info?

just another one... no more info
we're scared

Ahem...... TIME-STAMP TIME-STAMP TIME-STAMP TIME-STAMP TIME-STAMP TIME-STAMP TIME-STAMP TIME-STAMP

Looked up tete4.jpg, nothing like this came up. Is this real? Or are you baiting?

Oh yeah, I'm with this guy.

Are you retarded, or are you retarded?

I'm retarded.

Thank you.

I'll be your submissive little girl. I'm useless.

timestamp guys

Cut it open.

Holy shit

Stab it

Its plastic/rubber/silicone

Not for long

Obviously, we just want it to be stabbed

I was thinking ceramic maybe

the future is coming on

Please Papi, I need your cum

I think "The Deadest Thing That Ever Died" is a good name for it.

I'm scared. I want this to go down in Sup Forums history. Like, what the fuck is that?

good name bro !

how much for it i want it

post a webm of you poking it

don't know if this thing is dead or alive

That shit's fuckin gross dude

You said you found it at the beach, did you pick it up and bring it back to your house? Looks fucking rotten.

ok give us 5 mins

you're right man , but this thing is really strange and captivating

Come to our discord. We're investigating this. . .
Hope this works. discordapp.com/channels/289098737895079936/289098737895079936

Bruh its calvin from that life movie ur fucked.

Give us the webm!

Perfect, an animal Made with a camera tripod...

>discordapp.com/channels/289098737895079936
wrong link dawg

it arrives bro

Here's the discord link
discord.gg/m5F7FBd

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what is this shit men ?

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clearly a melted action figure

autopsy please lets see if this cunt has organs

Stab it already

Spooped. Don't you 404 on me, thread!

Deus Vult! recruit it into the holy crusade, Infidel!

It stinks too much man ! we don't want to open that thing

OP RECRUIT IT

Do it for SCIENCE!

Get a fucking laundry clipper or some shit and put it on your nose , Science demands it

Do it outside.

we trusted you fake fake fake

at worst it smells like rubber or plastic. Faggot.

Who else do you have with you? If i were you go get some high quality scissors and get one of your buds that's not a pussy to get the job done. You did shit like this in middleschool science class.

You need to do it. We could be on the brink of a scientific breakthrough. Proving aliens exist? Identifying a new species? This is groundbreaking shit, OP.

OP give that fucker to the FBI.

But should the FBI involved? This might turn into the X-Files.

You never know. You could get a shit load of money of that thing

What if it came from inside the black knight satellite

Judging by the appearance on the HD photos and the movement of the thing looks like a well made robot. Nice one OP, is it for a project?

OP, does it have anything resembling genitals?

Yeah, but proving aliens exist would be amazing. Feds wouldn't tell anyone.

Good point. Should it just stay in the confinements of Sup Forums for the time being, Gentlemen?

If the thread gets pruned we make a new one. This is going down in history.

Trips! The ayyy Lmao is strong with this one.

I'm saving screenshots.

Toasting in ebin bread

You're a good man, user

Looks like a prop of some sort.

is chupacabra

What I find weird about this creature is the almost human like facial features it has. It has nostril holes and humanoid teeth... I'm no scientist but that seems a little weird for a sea creature/sand dwelling animal. Anyone else find this weird???

>no scientist

Same user. It looks like it has a labia majora and minora around it's face. My questions is what genitals it has? Jab a stick into one of it's orifices and report results, OP

user craves more pics, OP.

This. Suck it's dick, OP. Tell us what it's like.

OP, is it secreting fluids?

Is this gonna be like that alien selfie meme?

thread is dead rip fellas

Ayyyyy Lmao.

Shietttttt

Not giving up on this thread.

include me in screen.

it really is cute tho gota pussy face

I'm not about to let this shit die. Where the fuck is OP?

kys

>yfw OP got killed and absorbed by the creature and now we're all next

If only life could be that fulfilling

This.

Probably being arrested by the fbi along with his computer being destroyed and this thing captured

Dubs if OP fucked it and his dick got absorbed into the alien's amphibious cunt

hey b/ ,we decide to put it in the freezer and open it tomorrow

Lmao same op from yesterday aren't you

What time should we be back on? if OP post another pic w/ timestamp

I want to believe.

I really hope you're OP. This place needs ID's again. Regardless this is something I'd love to see so you bet your ass I'll keep a lookout for it.

We all want to, user.