Brazilians store their bananas in their asses

>Brazilians store their bananas in their asses

don't be like that american

Funny

Who told you this?

Nothing wrong with that

thanks Portugal

wouldn't the coarse end bit grate against the delicate inner lining of the ass

>Brazilians store their bananas in their asses
Better than an ananas in their anasses.

The AmazingAtheist?

Ananas belongs to pizza, not an ass.

Im on No-Fap, stop triggering me reeeeeeeeeeee

looks painful

BTFO

And?

I really don't see the problem

Under buttered toast

So thats what it was for

That's how we eat them
Consequently we shit through the mouth

>Consequently we shit through the mouth
Yeah. We know. It's called Portuguese.

hehe

So this is why big butts are a standard of beuty in Brazil?

I want to smell the banana.

B R A Z I L
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>Work at cell store
>Truck driver comes in to get a new phone
>White guy. Seems completely normal. Really chatty, but it's understandable since he's usually on the road a lot with no one to talk to.
>Help transfer his stuff to his new phone and he leaves (just copy pasted everything)
>Think to myself 'wow that was the first normal truck driver I've ever met '
>Next day. Boss had a big grin on his face. Looks like he's holding back laughter.
>'user, did you help out some guy yesterday?'
>'Yeah, why?'
>Brings up the folder on the computer where I had his stuff to copy to his new phone (it was past closing and forgot to delete it)
>mfw a picture comes up of the guy taking a selfy with a banana in a condom shoved up his ass

I would like to sniff that banana....mmmmm...mhhmmhhh......I hope it's brown coated ...hhh..... *lips finger*