Hi Sup Forums anyone wanna see me put stuff in my ass?

Hi Sup Forums anyone wanna see me put stuff in my ass?

Do you have a banjo? If not, 3 fingers?

Yes sir

Not at all

yes please

Yes
Banana

i really dont

Dubs and I'll do it

Sorry I don't have any :/

What do you have

Not much sharpies and a few things laying around

>Checked

Nah someone else get dubs I can't do all the work

dubs are dubs

dubs have spoken

winrar

I just got two in lemme work on the third

this is now a get thread

you gotta do it now faggot

Too easy user.

everything I say has been dubs wtf

It wasnt easy but feels kinda good

anything bigger you can put in?

Like what?

Any suggestions?

banana, cucumber, a dildo, get creative faggot

a bunch of sharpies

Punch your dick downwards and shove it up your own ass.

a glass jar

dubs

Someone elses dick

I'm kinda poor I don't really have fruits like that laying around my house I'll see what I can find tho

LUBE UP A SHARPIE
GET YOUR DICK HARD
SLIDE IT UP YOUR PISS SLIT

My dicks not long enough..

Nah

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We want to see butthole stretching

I can maybe fist myself?

rolling for this

no blood, just use both hands and stretch it a bit
try to gape

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yeah thats good
Hairbrush handle go

Ok gimme second

24 sharpies

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good good
now fap

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Is my dick okay?