How do you kill him?
How do you kill him?
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You could try taking off the mask, I guess
Would it be extremly painful?
Live on a boat
You don't, best you can do is delay him or render him immobile.
Drop his ass in a vat of molten lead
He's already dead.
Same way you kill Wolverine. Put him in a lead box in a block of concrete and drop him in the ocean.
If the shittier movies are to be believed, Jason will just posses a new host.
OF COURSHE
JASON BTFO'D
Knock him out or whatever happens to him at the end of these movies that keeps him down until the next one, then while he's out I put him in a wood chipper.
just chop his head off, OBVIOUSLY.
grind his body into hamburger and feed it to pigs
um
...
he would just spring to life right before you put him in and wreck your shit
Even if you succeed his soul would live on and possess someone, maybe you
>let's add spiritual possession to a physically based slasher villain
wow
>you now have a more powerful, mutated Jason
The only good part of Jason Goes to Hell is the beginning
Dissolve him in a barrel of acid, then launch said barrel into space just to be sure. Thats what i do anyways.
yeah, Jason Goes to Hell is pretty dumb. Still entertaining though
by finally becoming Friday the 13th
That Jason video game looks pretty dank desu.
I don't
I let him kill me
saves me the trouble of committing suicide
You can't. You just have to keep putting out increasingly phoned-in sequels so that he's stuck in the same cycle of reappearing and "dying" over and over again. He'll never escape the limbo of being a popular horror movie icon that way.
Blow him up, put his head in a blender and mail the rest of him to Norway.
>Jasonzilla
Would he skreeonk?
>flying eye-laser jason who can create psychic machetes
i like the part where the kid says "fuck you lucky charms" then kisses him on the cheek and stabs him with a stick of dynamite
>implying he can kill a virgin
...
>no story or campaign mode just online play for millennial faggots
I'll pass
Just run him over in a car and drive the fuck away
It may not kill him but at that point he's not my fucking problem anymore
I don't get why it's so hard for these people
the first movie really fucked me up, should never have watched it as a kid.
Best Girl
top kek
Activate my Mangekyo Sharingan and use Amaterasu. If that doesn't work I just trap him within my Tsukiyomi where I have full and complete control where I would torture him with sword stabbings for weeks on end. Once I release him he would feel the pain of all those sword stabbings in a single instant, essentially killing him with pain.
The first half is actually Leprechaun. The last half is one of the Freddy movies I think?
Wow, they have to be the smartest authority figures on slasher movie history.
>implying your car would start
just turn your clock 24 hours forward and skip every friday the 13th
I will just beat him up.
I am a big guy.
What character are you guys closest too?
>state champion wrestler and mediocre boxer
>mfw I try to fight Jason
Jason has his best look in that movie and you only get it for about 3 minutes of screentime.
Also
>dat necronomicon never being addressed because raimi and campbell are faggots
I put on a blue sweater, impersonate his mom, and then I fuck him.
UUUU
If you kill him, he wins
There is a man with no life in his eyes....
6 and 7 Jason are great looks
>they once considered doing a sequel called jason goes to court
>story would've revolved around jason's lawyer
Only the 80s could've produced such kino.
>reggie bannister as jason's lawyer
>bruce campbell as the district attorney
>jeffrey combs as the judge
Would've been a match made in heaven.
You take him away from Cristal Lake so that his mother's magical hold on him vanishes. Ideally you'd keep him sedated about it until he regains full control. (Jason X doesn't count it was never canon and the comics confirm it)
After that's said and done you're left with an adorable disabled child (He might even go back to his child form) to look after, who won't kill you, and would love you so much, because you're not abusive ;_;
>(Jason X doesn't count it was never canon and the comics confirm it)
>a theatrically released movie isn't canon but my manchild comics are
Possibly the most pathetic thing I've ever read on this site.
god i love SCP-level shit. just, when a plan comes together.
>tfw I have autism and can relate to the song
Not saying that the movie didn't exist, perhaps I should've explained it further.
In Jason X it's impossible to separate him from his mother's psychological hold because of the amount of time he spent frozen there, but it would work if you didn't wait for like, a million years or whatever long took to find him.
>Jason Goes To Hell
>Canon
rrrrrrRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
6 is almost perfect, but those yellow gloves throw it off for me.
4 is about perfect, I'd say.
>Jason wasn't free of his mother even after he fucking died
Is this canon? That's sad
not kill my friend.. CAPTURE!
make him belong into this box of metal for ever and not to ever escape from here.
watch 24/7 all week so not to escape from in here.
how will jase trump this injenious plan? not to i think.
the only way would be to go back in time and kill his parents before they conceived him
>tfw no Friday the 13th game from the same people who made Until Dawn
Everything is trash.
4 still has that air of humanity but you know something's not right yeah.
I just like 7 because without a doubt it is an unholy fucking monster, a giant mobile corpse
>Not going back in time to when he was a baby, to raise a kid with superpowers to mold into a superhero
Lame
Objectively this
but this is also how my plan would look when it was all finished,.
you see jaseim in box and cannot escape
>raising a kid
lame
it had some nice tiddies on those campers.
You just walk away.
Impressive. Very nice.
thanks
>the way this bitch dances
KEK
You seduce him
greetings from /k/
i think you know.
Sup /k/ what's your choice of weapon if confronted by Jason? Suicide is not an option
>no Jason X costume in Mortal Kombat X
The whole game is themed around X!
What a blunder, and ironically, that's the only Jason movie I've ever seen from beginning to end.
stupid sexy cyborg
his machete is stronger than the steel box, you big fat idiot!
Lure him into a large metal cargo container, fill it with cement, drop said container into a deep ocean.
its really think steel thouguht
when he went to space in Jason X, he found new steel, stronger than anything on earth.
He will cut through your thick steel like butter
That's why you put the first steel box inside a second steel box. Duh.
I think it takes a Voorhees
>the only Jason movie I've ever seen from beginning to end.
all plebs must die
Why not ship the container to the sun
thats just ridiculous
But its the only way to be certain
It's not even finished. But yes, the online will probably be the main or only thing.
Still looks cool, not like the shit evolve turned into.
How do you killer this fucker? I always thought it was stupid that the guy is just gonna sit there with a shotgun til he wakes up. Put him in a wood chipper that shoots into a vat of acid or something.
Can't kill him bruh, motherfucker beat space, satan, and freddy all while picking off teens and generally fucking shit up. He's gonna get you no matter what.
Low ticket sales
You kill him by hacking his head repeatedly with a machete while saying "DIE DIE DIE."
Of course once he's dead you gotta make sure you don't dig him up and stick a lightning rod in his chest so that lightning hits him because that will bring him back to life.
To be fair he beat space because nanomachines.
Yeah, easily one of LJNs best.
HE'S BACK
HE'S THE MAN BEHIND THE MASK
Tell him he's letting them kill Pamela.
Then he will be your best bud.
Use the Dead Space approach...shoot off his legs and arms from a safe distance
Eh, I don't blame Raimi and Campbell for turning down Freddy vs Jason vs Ash. It sounds like fun but it could've been a mess that would've tarnished The Evil Dead franchise.
>tarnished The Evil Dead franchise
BWAHAHA
Friday the 13th and NOES are much more memorable than fucking Evil Dead
I like Evil Dead but I have to agree, the movies aren't the classics their cult followers make them out to be.
Sam Raimi made far better movies after he was done with them
id dress up like his mom and make him do chores. eventually he'd kill himself