Oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck

Oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck
Sup Forums what do I do! I haven't talked to this girl in years, I didn't even know she remembered my contact shit!

" jade right " no shit batman

now send her ur dick

send a dick pic

Lets see how this plays out

So how have you been- this

ask her if she's a fan of rape

I've been praying nightly for this moment to come. Where you would talk to me again.

Jade gets a screenshot of the thread

just ask her whats up you fucking austist

So this happened.

ask her if she'll arm wrestle you over a can of root beet

no dick pics? ur gay

>autism increasing

If old times isn't code for fucking get out now

cool man ask whats her favorite pokemon to fap to

Get her to send you a picture of her Nipple.
Send a picture of your Penis.
If all goes well, your next pic will be a Vagina. Then send a picture of your Asshole.

This was on dateline bro. Follow this order and you will be fine and be heading to vagina town.

I actually have my own place. Hooker central lol.

Just go for it, "you wanna fuck or what?"

If you fuck this up op I swear to fucking god ill find you and fuck you myself

Ugh. So I got power raped last weekend. Still feeling disturbed and I'm going to counseling.

ROLL

As if this isn't fake, holy shit. Either that or she is the thirstiest grill alive

Rolling

Is that a promise? :p

You a girl? Describe the experience.

This

Huys....

Call her a cuck

seems as if youre in already....

Nigga she's gonna sell your organs

1.Get nudes
2.post nudes
3.?????
4.profit

this aint even real

Roll

so very fake

that too.

this is excellent trolling

send nudes

CONTEXT MY MAN CONTEXT WHAT WENT DOWN WHAT WENT DOWN?!

Be a hero user, get the pics.

yeah you cuck, we want nudes or 404 this garbage

Play it up, but don't be too autistic about it. You need to be subtle. Suggest it, but do it in a way that makes it look like it's her idea.

>haha

kys

This. So this!!

NUDES NUDES NUDES

Don't be jealous!

proof or gtfo

Dubs-o-truths

nudes or 404

op secure the nudes

She wants you right now. Say that you don't have to be at work until 10 in the morning so you can't stay long but you do have time to come over. It'll get you to her house but you won't sound like you're jumping at the chance because you do have to leave pretty quickly.

op secure the nudes

waste of time, sage it

Okay so maybe this is a go.

>crippling depression
i have nigger dick in my dick with your dick, take your dick out and have a good dick, piece

This is not a real conversation.

u fucking rushed it you beta fag

this is an kissless autist's interpretation on how a conversation would go down

send her a dick pic

Ask how she's doing & say it's been awhile.

Just say
> what's in it for you? Well if you play your cards right, maybe a picture back and a night of moaning and screaming.
or some gay shit like that

wait, Hold Up! THIS IS A BAIT POST ISN'T IT?! YOU FUCKERS GOT ME AGAIN!

> whats in it for me?

Response:" I'll post you in a cum tribute thread on Sup Forums."

This should work.

We have partial wins!

OP here. sage in all fields.

you've been duped.

This should work

nice

Fake and also gay. LARP thread.

>Uhh yeah
Uhh is filler for uncertainty. Dont waste precious seconds with such pathetic verbage.

Tell her you got plastic surgery and now you look like this

tell her that the picture gave you a boner and that it would be a waste to use it on porn and that maybe she should help you out with another one.

OP had sex
>normie
reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

OP here, you guys suck at advice. Adlibing it!

proof or gtfo

Dubs have spoken

Has a new camera for Christmas but takes pic with iPhone. Yeah, not fake at all.

holy fucking shit how is this thread alive? that is such a fake conversation.

Post her tits?

Was almost sure she was about to try and take advantage of your autism to sell you something.

This dialogue is fucking terrible.

Op, for the love of god, stop. You need practice before bringing this fetishist literature here.

Really? For a quick pic phone just seems easier. No need to file transfer off the device.

Anyone actually buying this is a fucking moron.

404 faggots

Dubs don't lie

/thread

Is Op's life a fucking porno? She escelates to fucking with a rope kink so fast, they literally sent 4 messages and she started talking about fucking