*blocks your path*

*blocks your path*

*speaks with heavy lisp* "Where the fuck do you think you're going, nazi?

Better turn around. Antifa runs these streets now. You're in the wrong neighborhood, fascist."

*Knock prick out.
*Continue on my way

Checked.

>Sup Forums proceeds to shit itself and run away crying hysterically

Blitzkrieg

>filename
Kek

But I'm Mexican, fuck you, I can do what I want.

Toss some hot fries at him.

I'm canadian you idiot I don't even have a political stance about your country,just let me through so I can buy your countries jumbo sized snacks

I wanna hear someone with a heavy lisp say "Fascist".

>You're in the wrong neighborhood, fathitht.

*Country's - If you are Canadian then Please speak the Queen's English properly.

>unsheaheskatana
I have studied the blade, kike
>spin katana in each hand around the back
in the name of mein fuhrer you will die
>scratches itch behind swatstika headband

ejaculate

Bump.

plz don't hurt meh
I promise #I'llBeWithHer for now on.

*Unzips pants and pisses on them.* Fucking nerd.

Fuck me antifa is almost more annoying than the fucking nazis.

>Be out with bf (Im gay as fuck)
>In the townsquare, Antifa people are handing out fliers and shit
>Its friday night, everyone is shit-faced and they are out handing out fliers
>As we walk past (holding hands, cause we're the biggest of faggots) I hear one of the pricks go: "Hey, you guys!"
>He comes up to us
>"I just wanted to tell you that you are brave for openly showing your love"
>Before I have time to respond my BF goes: "Fuck you you homophobic fucking faggot, I hope the nazis come and beat the shit out of you."
>Guy looks baffled and asks what he said that was homophobic
>"Running up to people telling them that they are brave for being together is basically like calling someone a fucking faggot. We dont want part of your hypocrite homophobe no logic agenda, mind your own god damn business."
>Bf kisses me and tells me: "Lets ditch these faggots"

Im not even joking, these fucking people exist.

The only ones that are more annoying than all the other groups are the hardcore christians who thinks that I want Jesus to help me get set on the right path but atleast I can mess with them in more fun ways.

Butthurt turbocuck detected.

Calls him a faggot, he cries while dialing for his therapist.

I'd respond with "Get out of my way, you communist faggot."

I actually carry a luger with me.

>I just wanted to tell you that you are brave
Fuck, even the real happy-clappy christfags aren't usually that patronising are they?

But user I'm here for the revolution, now let's kick some capitalist ass!

I need more images like this

How's that inaccurate, floating-barrel piece of shit working out for you?

>not carrying the Walther p38 instead

so much loser in one image

No they usually speak really calmly about how Jesus wants to save me. Its never in your face and annoying in the same way.

I think Antifa is the worst, thinking about it.

I proceed to unsheath my broadsword and attack him with it while screaming DEUS VULT. I would also be wearing knights templar helmut for these fags will never come to texas and if they did i would always be prepared

Currently: Tell it to go fuck itself and force my way through.
In an ideal world: Tell it to go fuck itself and force my way through with a gun resulting in all of them being dead.

And why would they say that anyway...

Sexy pic, stealing it

...

Well, I'd pull out my gun, but I'm not sure how I'd feel about making a retard piss itself...

accurate

Good, God. Chris Chan has really let itself go.

not many enough to fight without weapons?

At least the christfags accept that it's god's job to change you. The antifa wankers are mostly too dumb to even see why it might cause offence. Serious cringe.

And why would they say that anyway...

Exactly. I treat it the same as anyone else's relationships - I don't care.

>but I'm not sure how I'd feel about making a retard piss itself...
Yeah, you are. It would be fucking hilarious.

Nigga just looks cold my guy

Not, I'm not "many" enough. Okay, I think I'm now just fine with making a retard piss itself, thanks for that user.

>If you are Canadian then Please speak the Queen's English properly.

Why the unnecessary capitalization?

>not many enough
Lolwut?

>Beat him to the ground with the butt-stock of my Sturmgewehr
>Wave the Flammenwerfer team forward
>Begin the cleansing

Best image on the internet

I say "oh you're right, there appears to be shitskins in this neighborhood, thank you for warning fellow white. I didn't want to get robbed"
and then walk away

"Uh what dude? Excuse me"