/nfl/ general - Thanksgiving Edition

WAS:D-Jax heats up Cowboys for 4-118-1 on TNF
IND:Moncrief and Vontae good to go for Week 12
WAS:Reed plays through AC sprain, destroys DAL
WAS:Cousins lights up Cowboys for 449 yds, 3 TDs
DAL:Zeke feasts on Thanksgiving with pair of TDs
DET:Stafford, Lions eke out Thanksgiving comeback
NE:Martellus Bennett (ankle) downgraded to 'DNP'
NE:Tom Brady (knee) remains sidelined Thursday
NE:Gronkowski gets in another 'limited' practice
ARZ:Michael Floyd added to Week 12 injury report
NO:Ingram (concussion) practicing again Thursday
CIN:LaFell (knee) returns to practice Thursday

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NOTHING CAN STOP A LION!

Friendly reminder that the Cuckboys have a cupcake schedule and are going to get exposed in game 1 of the playoffs

Beat me to it.

So, it's going to be a Seahawks v. Cowboys NFCCG, right?

Not even sure who I'd want to win.

zeke is hungry

nah, Lions v, Buccs

get ready for a wild ride

Cowboys desu

SO
FUCKING
MAD

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

So how bout dem boys?

Imagine Cousins behind that Cowboys oline

I think we have a new meme on our hands.

KEEP CRYIN BITCH NIGGA

imagine any QB behind that Cowboys oline
they'd make Cam Newton look like the GOAT QB

Many teams won the owl with a cupcake schedule

Redskins have arguably the best offense in the league

Kirk is likely going to throw for over 5000 yards this season

How the fuck did this happen over the span of a single offseason?

Just like the panthers, right?

Hold me

>when people are sleeping on the Seahawks

so how are you all going to react when the Super Bowl is Raiders-Lions?

I won't because it'll be Pats-Cowboys

>Pats-Cowboys
>implying the Pats can contain Carr
>implying the Cowgirls aren't schedule babbies and can beat the Lions comeback meme

Is Kirk Cousins a top 10 QB? Is Dak? Is Wentz?

What does your top qbs 10 look like anons?

>Play a winless team and only score one offensive TD because of refball/two untimed downs
>Play a team that has no QB, no O-Line, or any semblance of defense a few days later
>Every analyst/NFL.com will say Pittsburgh is back and unstoppable

Going to be a long week.

What is a painless way to kill yourself?

the boys will win the owl

screencap this

LITERALLY UNSTOPPABLE

Confirmed greatest rookie duo EVER.

BASED PAT MCAFEE

Brady, Brees, Ryan, Stafford, Carr, Rivers, Luck, Cousins, Wilson, Mariota

cousins and prescott have both been sacked 14 times this season

pass protection has not been a problem for cousins

this tbeeh

>Jerry Jones on QB Dak Prescott's stiff-arm on running play: 'He's the daddy when he does that'

JERRUH

I'MMA CALL DAK DADDY FROM NOW ON

WHOOP YOU WITH THAT DAD STRENGTH

They got cucked in the SB by a real team.

if Stafford doesn't get the MVP I'm boycotting te NFL

Uh, they just fucked up. Melvin Gordon's picture was on the left, but his name was on the right under Williams.

>real team
>a half dead QB with an astounding defense bailing his old ass out
yeah ok

>Dez Bryant @DezBryant 8m8 minutes ago
>I'm not disrespectful to players in league ..I love this game but Norman takes it past football.. if you going spit fire be able to take it

DEZ BLOWING THE FUCK OUT OF NORMAN ON HIS TWITTER RIGHT NOW

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

E X P O S E D
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P
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>film
>gif

smdh

Wtf? I like Dez now!

Uppity

has a CB ever fallen as sharply as Norman?

A team with a shit qb destroyed a meme team. It'll happen this year too.

>you at the table because you're Dez's son

TOP KEK

I don't think Normeme will recover from this.

norman wasn't even al that good last season he just got publicty with his antics and comments...

imo he's not even top 30 in the league this year and last year he'd be top 20 tops

so the Cowboys are gonna lose to the Chiefs?

revis

PRAISE
THE
SUN

He was pretty good on the Panthers, he's god awful now

>Lions
>SB contenders

revis

because they left a team with a pass rush to a team where they have to cover their man/zone for-fucking-ever

I can't wait until next year when Tony Romo wins a Super Bowl with the Broncos and Dak Prescott gets figured our and becomes next Colin Kaepernick.

This.

I like how Bryant talks smack but had to move into the slot to get away from Norman when he needed a catch.

Cowboys gonna take that owl home. 18-1 this year and you know it.

>with the Broncos
he'll lead the Browns to the promised land, just wait

That was bullshit.

>Prescott
>Overly relying on the read option like kap

Do you even watch him play?

Hahahah fuck yeah. Go Cowboys!

why cant the nfc south or afc south produce one relevant team who has a shot of winning playoff games

hes not a one read qb like kaepernick though

A FUCKING 1ST ROUND PICK

Colts are getting destroyed.

This is going to be a 50 point game for the Steelers.

JUST
BUST
MY
SHIT
UP

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

> B-but Bradford just never had a good team

There's only one constant on all of Bradford's shitty teams,

Hint: Bradford.

/NFL/ NEVER EVER RIGHT ABOUT THE BOYZ

WE MAKING NOIZE

>leave the Cowboys to me

>tfw Sup Forums and Sup Forums in general have become awful but keep coming back out of habit

gave reddit a try, never again

Seriously tho Bradford can't get any protection. He's accurate as hell but sometimes the speed of the game gets to him and he makes a bad decision. He needs time and the quick shotgun spread offense isn't going to last long. It's out of desperation because they know they can't protect Bradford for too long.

You are here forever.

The thing about Bradford is that he has the physical gifts, but yeah, the game gets to him and he makes bad decisions. He's not who you want to have in the clutch.

Are you just mad because the Cowcucks are winning? Don't worry; they'll get knocked out of the playoffs in the first round.

SHOTS FIRED

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I've watched Bradford for a while and noticed something come back that has always troubled him, when he has had prolonged periods of bad protection (i.e. last four weeks) he gets antsy for a while and checks down way too quickly. The protection really wasn't bad today but he had the yips.

They need to roll him out more or max protect or something, because this usually last for a while with him.

>eagles rebuilding with a rookie QB and first year head coach
>vikings trying to win the super bowl in their tiny window
>eagles 5-5
>vikings 6-5

>lose Adrian Peterson and multiple offensive linemen
>Diggs has missed several games

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What did he mean by this?

I want Zeke to fuck me.

Lol dez is butthurt but Norman deserves it

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>sportsmanship is soft

fucking Madden generation

Honestly that o line is hit trash

Beta'd out real quick.

Bradford should fit right in.

>no Rodgers

wut

Name a better offensive line

He's honestly not that bad, he's been performing reasonable for not having an o line or a run game, I'm not even a vikings fan, but show me a successful qb in chip Kelly's meme offense

>Is Wentz?

...

Show me a successful team with Bradford at QB.

Oklahoma University.

They went to the National Championship behind Bradford.

matt leinart took his team to a natty as well

If he were on the cowboys he'd be a GOAT

Actually no

No team in over twenty years has won the super bowl with a weak schedule

Reggie Bush did, Leinart was just along for the ride.

GSOT rams?

college performance mans zippo in the pros. Get over it. See:

I remember RGIII and how many others winning a heisman and tanking in the NFL. Means zippo.

I can't

how many players from those shit Rams offenses have gone anywhere else and been even serviceable let alone good? Literally just Danny Amendola and nobody else.