Lets get a secrets thread going anons!
Lets get a secrets thread going anons!
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I am waiting for a phone call right now from a person who will be telling me my ex's present husband will be wanted for murder shortly. I gave this person the spare key to his car so that it could be used in a hit and run to take out a pesky cunt who is trying to use an unborn child as a meal ticket. The ex's husband has three dui's on his record and it won't be a stretch for the cops to assume the worst since the asshole is always lit. Compound that with the fact that he has short term memory loss and no witnesses to say he wasn't out driving tonight he might even believe he did it himself.
What's the code to?
Vola
well..it's not motherless....
I get off sharing pics and videos of my buddy's hot ex. Dumb bitch would be so humiliated and ashamed that people know what every inch of her body looks like including what she looks with a cock in her mouth and cunt.
Vola secrets
my mom's friend tried to fonger me in the back of my moms car
i'd let a girl shit on me if she were hot enough. not something I want to try, but I often think about how if I were with someone hot enough and they suggested it I probably wouldn't say no
I let my porn addiction consume my life...I spend all my money on it now (think of it like a gambling addict)
I'm cheating on my long term partner with multiple girls.
even with all that female attention I'm pretty sure I'm going to live and die alone.
Thou said that yesterday & i asked if you were a girl or boy...
*You
I'm 2 weeks behind in 2 of my online classes and I'm here instead of doing homework.
I love female's panties. No, not clean ones
wich fonger was tried?
I don't believe in enforcing gender roles
the moddle fonger
post one then
tat is better than ponky i guess.
Thou art making the sounds of an ass
I'm working my gf toward having sex on cam. What's the best site for anonymous camming?
My mom is sexting with a muslim curry sub human.
Kill your self nigger
I want to kidnap one of my best friends and force them to fall madly in love with me just so I can ruthlessly pound her voluptuous fucking figure, every single day. I'd make her scream and beg for me to erupt gallons of my cum to the point of her gargling and swelling. I'd ravage her body so much she'd be addicted to my sex and eventually just fuck me 24/7/365 until we both die of heart attacks.
HER. FUCKING. FACE. AND. FIGURE. MAKE. ME. WANT. TO. TRANSFORM.
Pic related it's her
same
Holy..fuck.
Is it cool to email you?
Hired a hooker when I was 15. AMA
Bunp
I've sniffed and sucked the panties of every girl I know.
deep
post more
My man !
I steal female friends and female relatives panties and use them as fap material. Love to sniff and lick them. Pic related is me whenever I get a new pair.
I'm conditioning my potential gf to be involved in my foot fetish. Shit is SO cash
I'd give a name but no nudes would come from her.
I can't see why kids love the taste of cinnamon toast crunch
I guess you could say evil is....a foot.
I fucked a black girl once, about to do it again
im a white amerifag and i really like to stay in my race
Sweet Christ. You are literally Christian Bale's character from American Psycho. I am uncomfortable just reading that. However, I also laughed my ass off, so you can't be all that bad.
>My man !
no
Heh. Fuggin nice
Thanks user!
>Tfw it's only half bait :)
I wouldn't kidnap her but I want to fuck her badly though. So yeah.
yea! anyotheranon@ gmail
Got a Kik?
I did it.
i have no secrets im literally perfect and superior to all of you despite being sheltered af
right in the feelies
K
...Mike?
niggerfaggot
thats okay i just wanna see her body
This faggot again
...
Spot on
I really want to fuck my ex coworker. I left last wednesday and managed to get her snapchat (no number probably because her orbiter was right there) we seemed to hit off pretty well when I worked there. I havent said a word since I got her snapchat. She also is dudeweedlmao too... great b tards how should I go about this?
I completely forgot I have bikini shots of her
...
Got my best friends wife addicted to heroin so that she would blow me on the side knowing she could never find a hookup in her circles
You're an idiot
How long have you been using the internet
tbh, i'd fuck her quite hard aswell, amazing body aswell as a great face
Post it user.
Its fucking delicious you heathen
You can try.
>exhales noseair
Underrated
Yo let me get it too
**test** I still want my ex back
You got trips so I'll ask, you still in love with her user?
Is she into you at all user?
I helped my ex gf get fucked by a friend's dog
meh not that interested
I have a soon to be 13 yo daughter and I do everything I can to be a great dad, I have never touched her or done anything inappropriate at all (I have no pedo thoughts) however I have decided that if I come to find out she's a slut when she's older and she's the town bicycle then I'm going to drug and have sex with her one night while she's passed out, I'm going to have my turn with her since she's happy to give it away so easy. I feel I deserve it if she becomes one.
It's "I'm" with a capital I and an apostrophe.
Nice how did it go?
I mean, I get that it tastes good I fuckin love cereal just as much as the next user, but I don't see why its so goddamned special
it's just cinnamon flavored crunchy squares
I regularly eat my best female friend's pussy out. We don't fuck, I just love to go down on women. She is happily married and we don't have a romantic relationship, I just love to go down on women and she loves oral sex. I am so turned on by the idea of burying my head in a girl's pussy.
I also have a couple of coworkers that I would love to go down (I don't expect anything in return) but I wouldn't even know how to start that conversation without getting sacked.
Really well, she loved it
I am actually a cat.
Was it your idea or hers to try it?
Chekd I guess
So you know that it tastes good and I'm assuming that you know that kids like tasty things. So why don't you make the connection?
Also, the texture.
i go on omegle and flash to people that are not guys or older girls
Story plex
I've been an alcoholic so long, my prostate is fucked up so that when i ejaculate there is no pleasure. Only a release of the tension.
GgGgGg
Fuck mate, you can't just go off saying this crap on the internet. You're going to get in trouble.
I broke into cars and smoked pot as a teenager.
>Went to class high as hell reeking like the reefer, still had half a doobie in my pocket.
>Teacher notices and calls the school principle and he calls the cops on me, I got suspended and a possesion charge.
>Was really pissed at her, I wished she would die, so I looked her address up in the yellow pages
>Found her house and her car was parked on the street
>Stole some cash for pot and some loose change from her unlocked car
>Still feel angry, so I set the car seat on fire with my lighter.
>Wanted to only burn the seat so it's badly damaged, but her porch lights went on, I run and cut through her neighbors yard, leaving the flame still slightly burning.
>Hear sirens on my walk home
>My friend told me that she didn't go to school that day and I thought it was hilarious.
I eventually felt bad about it when I found out that she was only getting half of the insurance money. This was over 30 years ago and I still fell guilty. She was spot on that I'd be a burnt out no body if I kept smoking the green
She used to be but she has a bf now. :/ And she's dedicated. Kinda confessed my feelings and we used to "*kiss*" like YEARS ago. But that was then
This is now
This is what I want to do
Kiss her lips
Between her hips.
Timestamp
I from Russia an live in Chicago.
Mine, but she had already done some small things with her pony when she was a very young teen
Really? I don't drink but the pleasure has got less and less as I've got older, maybe a should go and get it checked because I'm the same.
where in Chicago?
what if she becomes a slut but also turns out ugly and fat
I do crack and heroine behind my girlfriends back at least once a week
>tastes good
Well yeah but so do like at least 100 other things. Doesn't make them any less/more special.
>kids like tasty things
kids are also dumb as fuck and believe anything you tell em if it's convincing enough. I get the connection, but getting a child to worship a breakfast cereal isn't high in skill, especially if they're your own kids.
>the texture
Okay ya got me on that one, it's pretty fuckin dope
Story?
You have to go to a Urologist to get a thorough check. A GP can do the blood test but that isn't good for every problem. You have to get the ole' fanger in tha bootay.