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I'll have a large vanilla shake.

I'll have a 10 piece nugget combo.

Two McDoubles with no onions and a 10 piece nugget with sweet and sour sauce, please.

Normally I love onions but those sliver shits are the worst

I'll have a sad cum bb.

do kids like those new happy meal boxes with face and limbs goofing around in the McD ads? I feel like I would have not liked them as a kid

the perfect kino meal

What was the Grimace supposed to be

I need a double cheeseburger and hold the lettuce
Don't be frontin' son no seeds on a bun
We be up in this drive thru
Order for two
I gots a craving for a number nine like my shoe
We need some chicken up in here
In this dizzle
For rizzle my nizzle
Extra salt on the frizzle
Dr. Pepper my brother
Another for your mother
Double double super size
And don't forget the FRIES...

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>doing the "le expand the ketchup cointainer lifehax"

is there a more R****t thing you can do at a fast food joint?

Are you me? That's my order exactly.

traitors who go to Burger King

I'll have a big black cock for my wife, a pure blonde, blue eyed young woman for my wife's black son and a penis cage for myself.

>fries, no salt

Big Macs with no lettuce are just slightly fancier double cheeseburgers.

can you actually do that

Why would you want to? Salt is the best part

Sir, you are not allowed to order, please wait outside

I'm still mad they got rid of their cheese sticks

Statistically speaking, you'll consume your server's saliva at least a few times within your lifetime. So you have to ask yourself every time you bite into that juicy burger or every time you lap up that saucy cheesey double beef burrito, was that tangy bit I just tasted a loogey?

I can actually hear you getting fatter

*BWRAAAAAAAPPPPP*

Statistically speaking your gf probably sucked 10 dicks before sucking yours

I worked I'm multiple shitty fast food joints, it's not worth it unless the customer is a total asshole. I only spit in a kid's garlic bread during my entire tenure.

Yeah , you can, but you'll have to wait longer because they have to make them. And they'll probably spit in them.

Ordering fries with no salt ensures you get freshly made fries instead of soggy ones that have been laying around for 30 mins. Just salt them yourself.

pretty sure that only happens in America bro

Could you lay that down again?

did I spoil your chicken nuggie meal?

>implying the poor, jaded worker who doesn't really have that much to lose wouldn't think of this as the perfect revenge for some douche at the drive through

I've fucked with people's food multiple times. Used to work at a KFC

BIG MAAAAAAAC!

I hope someone rapes your mother

>I've fucked with people's food multiple times

Can confirm user. However, I've only spit in the food of those of whom deserve it. There's a reason why Waiting is a cult classic.

Did you fuck with their food just because?

If so, you're no better than a common black.

Say 'crispy'!

sorry our machines are down

ayo bitch gimme dat mcrib mofucka!

PUT ALL THE MONEY THE BAG OR I'LL KILL EVERYONE YOU'VE EVER LOVED

glorious Double Quarter pounder with cheese master race reporting in

fuck burger king and their shitty burgers tbqh famalamalam

Why the fuck is this garbage still up? You just stealth deleted several threads

I'll give you an example.

>be me
>closing up at KFC
>literally 10 minutes before close
>fryer turned off and cleaned
>some fat boar of a woman rolls up at the drive through demanding a 16pc extra crispy bucket meal
>manager is cuck for the cash and makes me make it
>fire up fryers, unwrap new chicken, and proceed to batter her chicken with the dirt on the floor
>manager is in office so he can't see my mischief
>batter about half of the pieces of chicken and prepare the rest as per normal
>serve lady food
>mischief managed

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You're childish.

soggy fries are the best though

Fuck them for giving in to assblasted nanny-staters and erasing the McDonald Land characters.

Grimace and Hamburglar were the shit.

>at Maccas the other day
>waiting in line, obese landwhale infront of me orders like 10 big macs
>ten minutes later its finally my turn
>"Hi, Welcome to McDonalds. What can I get you today?"
>order twenty mcnuggets, large orange soda no ice, three sugar cookies, and a big mac
>"Can I see your ID sir?"
>what?
>tell her I don't have it on me at the moment as I live walking distance from Maccas
>she gives me a weird look and walks to the back while talking on her stupid fucking headset
>manager comes out from the back with the cashier and tells me to sit in the front booth and wait
>do just that
>police arrive minutes later and arrest me for ordering illegal mcdonalds

fuck maccas

or you can just order them fresh.

What, you mean people who don't tip? Yeah, I hate those cheap bastards. If you can afford to eat out, you can afford to tip.

t.b.h. Makudonarudo is way better than the american crap

>literally 10 mins before close
So you were still open.

You had no reason to be pissy. The women had every right to order.

also salting the fries has to be done as soon as possible after they are out of the fryer. if the oil gets sucked inside the fry, then the salt wont have as much to dissolve into, and will just fall off.

also the workers have superior salt shakers

Be careful where you eat.

McDolans should be fine. But Rally's, Taco Bell, and KFC have the worst reputations.

Ordering fries with no salt just means they dip the fries back into the grease to cook the salt off

Why don't you and the rest of the wait staff demand better wages and prove you deserve them instead of whining and begging for hand outs

>i work a shit tier job so i resort to childish behavior against customers to get even

You're going places champ.

I've done it to people who tip too. It usually depends on how much the tip is. If you're a poor tipper then you'll be remembered.

>tipping at fast food """"""""restaurants""""""""
Americans, ladies and gentlemen.

Shake machine broke
Nugget machine broke

Order them the regular way and them taste before you drive away. If they aren't fresh, tell them to make them again. During busy times the fries will be fresh anyway, all you are doing by asking for no salt is increasing everyone's wait time and getting an inferior product. Fries no salt is the highest form of le secret menu reddit meme beta faggotry.

Worked ay McDonald's recently, can confirm

>he doesn't tip fast food workers the $15/hr they deserve

McChickens are almost as good as sex.

1 mcdouble
1 junior chicken
Combine them together
What do you get?
a disgusting piece of shit hope none of you do this desu

Why don't you just say your hours are until 10 minutes before close, so there are no misunderstandings? As it is, she did nothing wrong and you should be fired for putting the restaurant in jeopardy of a lawsuit.

>and that's all for me tonight. thank you!

I don't blame you, it's tough working in a dead end job knowing you'll never amount to anything worthwhile other than flipping burgers.

i just put the fucking ketchup on the paper tray cover

>implying this isn't the best fast food lifehack

OH WHEN THAT CLOCK STRIKES

You can just ask for fresh fries. You can also go during non man-child hours were they are selling lots of food.

just ask for them fresh right away.

how is this not obvious to people?

it pisses me off, because if people know that theyll make fresh fries no salt for someone, why not just fresh fries? no one buys that you have some kidney condition or high blood pressure or whatever makes it so you cant eat salt

Look up Rally's Fry Lover's Burger on Ask Jeeves. It's fucking delicious.

Kino tendies desu

It's not a life hack if they sell them that way

I used to get those with my gramma, don't think they have em anymore

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not at taco bell

>these dont exist anymore

IT WAS THE ONLY REASON I WENT INTO THAT SHIT HOLE

WHY WOULD I EVER GO BACK TO MICKY D'S?!?!?!

FUCKING RETARDED FAGGOTS, NOT MY GOD DAMN CHIKKI SELECKS

FUCK JDIMYA

I'm talking about enhancing any burger you buy at Mickey Dee's or BeeKay by simply lifting the top bun off, putting some fries in there, adding a dash of ketchup, and putting the bun back on.

If you go at 10 pm and think they've been sitting around a while, then ask for fresh. But every time you order, saying you want fresh fries is like asking for a hot burger, you just sound like a douche. Maybe I'm biased because the only McDonalds I frequent is in an upscale white area and basic competency is not a special request or upcharge.

Why not just ask them to prepare it that way for you? That's what I do. The customer is always right

>buy a double cheese burger and chicken sandwich from the dollar menu
>take chicken and put in between burger patties
>throw away extra chicken sandwich buns like a true american who wastes food

thats the best mcdonalds hack

i want tendies

>ordering a burger with fries on it at taco bell
Are you autistic

>not replacing the buns with hamburger patties like a true american hero

douchey is asking for no salt at a fast food place

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Fuck this I'm going to Wendy's.

>plebs not ordering 2 mcdoubles with no pickles and mac sauce with a hi c

burger king is based

but i did you retard

bun
pattie
chicken
pattie
bun

tha patties are like the buns for the chicken

this sandwich is called the McKlusterfuck

They have burgers you utter rectum goblin. You have to ask for them to check the back

Put in n out in the meme category and replace it with Freddie's frozen custard and steakburgers

you have to be the autistic one to not be able to see that he was being facetious

>no white castle
>no arbys
>meme n out top tier

Shit taste user

>McBullshit in the same league as Carl's Jr and Jack in the Box

>you just sound like a douche

you sound like a douche for saying that.
>the only McDonalds I frequent is in an upscale white area
you sound like an even bigger douche
why would they care? come on lets argue, ill win

People ask for no salt as a "lifehack" to get fresh fries.

Burger King's Tendercrisp sandwiches used to be fucking amazing, the best fast food sandwich on the market. I had one a few months ago and it was a piece of fucking shit. They can rot in hell.

True God Emperor order:

pattie
cheese
pattie
chicken
pattie
cheese
pattie

Add catsup, pickles, mayo respectively

That's a McLiberty

>it is unreasonable for a customer to expect service from an establishment before close