What's Brooke Shields' best feat?

What's Brooke Shields' best feat?

Getting everyone to believe he's a woman.

making legal child pornography

They really do age the worst.

making andre agassi her bitch

shed be looking human if not for all the botox and surgery. women are insane.

Changing her form from perfection to a gila monster.

Fartting on the set of Blue Lagoon.

>What's Brooke Shields' best feat?
Losing her virginity to an Asian guy

Her left one

>Cara Delevigne of the 80s
>Perfection

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Her biggest feat is being a hot female celebrity that you immediately regret looking for nude pictures of on google images.

aging really sucks for a woman

Aging sucks for everyone. I can't wait until society catches up and starts seeing it for what it is: a disease.

Why are the best eurasian people always AMWF?

Have fun in prison OP.

Dean Cain (aka Dean Tanaka) was the ultimate alpha. He was also quarterback for the Princeton football team and was signed by the Buffalo Bills before he became an actor.

Are you a faggot or something? She looks good for her age.

She looks her age and also a tranny

It's not that bad.
And she's always looked like a tranny
If she didn't have long hair she could play Tom Cruise double.

i guess everybody here has seen Pretty Baby?

Nah.

>Dean Tanaka

If I were him I'd keep this name in the industry instead of some faggot boyband name like 'Dean Cain'