You wake up as the main actor in the last movie you watched

>You wake up as the main actor in the last movie you watched.

How fucked/blessed are you?

Mine is Keanu. Just saw John Wick again.

I'm good

In their prime or current?

I just watched For A Few Dollars More (for the first time, great film). Lee is dead and Clint is old as fuck

If it's in their prime I'm all set no matter which one it is

the intern

i'd rather kill myself

's all good man

What?

Fantastic Mr. Fox

>I'm George Clooney

fuck yes

The state of the actor when they played the role. So I guess I used the wrong Keanu nut whatever.

Star Trek into Darkness
I figure that means I'm Cumberbatch.
I'm going to stand in front of a mirror and Jack off.
I'm a girl BTW

Cool.

We'd go get breakfast.

>The Passion of the Christ

Star Trek TMP.

i'm not ready to die...

I'm ok with this, do I also get a pet loli

Do I get his personality too? If yes then let's fucking go!

No way!

What if he's been dead for 57 years?

From The Last Man On Earth.
Pretty cool.

things couldn't have worked out better

Leo DiCaprio

Not bad I guess

could be worse

>Drew Barrymore

Ripley - Aliens. I lost my dick and turned into a 50 something woman, and now I how to kill these beasts. Can't even play Alien Isolation without hiding in a locker for 20 min

>a pussy eating reformed jew or a jew jew
... I /guess/ the former...

Hah how convenient. Just watched Knock Knock for the first time. I'm super fucked.

Welp, at least he's a good actor.

Fuck I just re-watched Beasts Of No Nation, I guess I'm black now. On the plus side, I'm 8 years younger.

Hardcore Henry
The movie looked like a lot of fun to make.

Does it count if I only watched the first ten minutes of the movie?
If so, I'm whoever the main character of Chappie is.
If not, I'm Number 5 from Short circuit.

>Last film I saw is Raising Arizona

Not sure how I should feel if I became Nic Cage...

i don't remember, but i'm pretty sure it's either Deadpool or Jon Favreau's Chef
not too bad. i can either fight really well or cook really well.
do tv shows count? i want to be rick or daryl[/spoiler

Is he saving me as Garth Marenghi, or as Rick Dagless. Big difference.

The Comedy.

Just becoming a more social, better off version of my actual self.

Mad Max: Fury Road, it will be just like my last vacation in Australia.

Sauce?

Street Kings
Kinda blessed, desu.

Except this time, you'll be missing an arm

Im a innocent man accused of being a pedo in a small Danish town. meh guess Ill move to Norway or somthing.

at least he'll be a better sniper than the other main character

Bill Murray Life Aquatic.
If it wasn't for the fact that I'd probably be dead within the next decade it'd be pretty great

i watched that movie about nigger child soldiers with idris elba or whatever the fuck in it

i guess i'm kinda fucked

Are you me?

could be worse

how did anybody enjoy that movie. john wick sucked major balls

>tfw I'm already paranoid

I would've fucked the sister though