Hey Sup Forums
Im a 35 year old virgin with no friends. I have never ever kissed a girl and at this point i just want to kill myself? What suicide method do you guys recommend?
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Ayden Watson
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Wyatt Morales
WIPE THAT FUCKING SMIRK OFF YOUR FACE, FAGGOT
Ryan Williams
Anyway you want...don't care
Luke Howard
Buy a shotgun from Wal-Mart and blow your brains out. Or save your money go on Craigslist and get a nasty hooker and fuck the shit out of her for five minutes.
Liam Anderson
Mass killing of Muslims in a mosque at Friday prayers. Machine gun them all and die when the police catch up with you.
Levi Cooper
Attach pole to anus. Jump off building ass first. Impale
Jacob Rogers
fast - jump off a building
painful - age
Andrew Stewart
You should buy yourself a superman suit and a pirate hat.
Connor Reyes
I actually hear that ends up still seeming super painful
Nicholas Ward
Play russian roulette with a glock.
Leo Russell
Just make sure you land head first.
Jackson Martin
Inject air.
Nathaniel Gonzalez
look at a mirror
op is faggot
Brody Baker
maybe try smuggling a knife on plen
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get shot by TSA
Easton Cooper
buy brown paint in a store
put on face
steal a sack onions
get shot by amerifag shopowner
Robert Sullivan
get yourself a gun you fat ass american faggot attack a group of bears and get yourself eaten
god sake
Alexander Jones
BEHOLD THE MIGHTY WIZARD WHOM POWERS ARE BEYOND IMAGINATION
Luke Sanders
Commit a serious crime, your choice, then Drive away at top speeds with "Kenny Loggins- Danger Zone" blaring out the stereo, along with maybe "Don't Stop Me Now- Queen." Then eventually either crash into a fucking wall or run over some cops so they forcefully have to shoot you.
Elijah Perry
Living life on the run would give OP a reason not to kill himself.
OP, buy a rape van and go on a rape spree. Your tard offspring will be everywhere.
Elijah Taylor
glue your hands to you head. pay someone to chop off your head. have the person you paid clean up and leave your body there. when they find you it will look like you ripped off your head.
Jose Johnson
I recommend death by prostitute.
>get all your money
>pay a prostitute for the night
>fuck her until you die of exhaustion
>you fat, Ugly fuck
Ryder Young
Read the post again. I never said to live life on a run.
Ever heard of a high speed chase?
Carson Hughes
Read MY post again. I never said that you did.
John Allen
read MY post again. i'm very proud of it
Jason Brooks
what: potasium cyanide, powdered crystals.
where: local jewler
how: say you're extracting gold
when: now, do it fag.
why: less of u = btr
Gabriel Davis
Sex means very little in the grand scheme of things. Don't do it op. Live your life.
Landon Rivera
NIGGA YOU IMPLIED I FUCKING SAID TO LIVE LIFE ON THE RUN
Colton King
No I fucking didn't faggot.
Brayden Butler
It's not worth it OP. Life really does get better.
Bentley Wood
If OP's pic is of OP, then unfortunately it doesn't.
Cameron Ward
burn charcoal inside your house or wherever you live
Tyler Morris
You look like fat Elliot, wtf
Alexander Howard
When you reply to my fucking post saying "living life on the run would give op a reason to live." That's fucking implying I said that shit you nigger
Jack Foster
No it isn't faggot.
I said it, I'd know.
Kayden Howard
Funny thing is that being in that picture probably got laid before and have a few friends that actually appreciate the fact that he looks like a freak of nature and care about him, while you totally fit the description you just gave.
Grayson Hill
then why the FUCK did you reply to my first post, nigger? Hmmmm?
Nathan Rodriguez
You could have killed yourself 10 years ago, why do it now?
>You're a grand wizard soon
Blake Young
To mess with your severely limited nigger brain obviously.
Wyatt Sullivan
be a normal faggot and play wow o some shit like that until you die.
Camden Evans
Hey, i found ``your`` face on an account on aminoapps.com, the name is kanklespanker
(aminoapps.com
so either you are lying or this is an old picture.
Kayden Nelson
Caps lock is cruise control for cool.
Jacob King
He never said that was him
Jaxon Ward
Go outside, let the people decide
Carson Allen
why is it, that everytime i go to /b i get thrown into a suicide thread!?
anyway, if i were you, i would propably either drown or set my self on fire. you can try both at the same time thou ^^
Carson Jenkins
Run in the mall with a fake gun screamming Allahu Akbar.
Liam Gonzalez
Even with cruise control, you still have to steer
John Cooper
you won't read anythinng usefull from user faggs!
ther is so much to live for! give life one more chance!
you never kissed a girl? fine! that doesn't stop you from saving other people's lives and being celebrated a hero!
you are a virgin? okay, me too! but i still get my ass out there every day and try to make the world a better one!
fuckin try at least!!
Elijah Peterson
Wooun, we all need love!
Angel White
jesus Christ you're a fucking dumbass. Good luck trying to lie and cover shit in in life because you're shit at it
Eli Taylor
Kek, thanks
Chase Morgan
Nigga looks like a mother fuckin sloth
Aaron Wright
Jump Form high building, fast und without pain .
Leo Peterson
Go Hero
Jonathan Allen
Better reasons to want to die bro. Go out and fuck up, date whoever will have you and get your heart broken etc. Then revisit this issue
Elijah Cook
shotgun blast to the head. make sure you don't miss and blow a chunk out of your face like this guy
Anthony Reed
jumping off a building is terrifying even for people who want to die.
i would recommend overdosing on something. get heroin and overdose on it. you will die happy
Charles Torres
Die to Christ. What else is left at this point?