Waifu thread

Waifu thread
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The rules are very simple:
>Claim your waifu/husbando
>Discuss yours and other's choices
>Keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>Refrain from posting porn
>Most importantly: Everything sucks

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youtube.com/watch?v=BnC-cpUCdns
vocaroo.com/i/s0WTAdR0e2Oe
twitter.com/AnonBabble

Forgot previous.

Help it's storming outside and I think lightning just struck the ground really near my house omg that was so loud and sudden... I was so spooked

It'd be somewhat related to CS:GO, I think I might just start uploading and maybe put in effort if it starts to take off idk


WTFFFF I HEARD THE LOUDEST THUNDER AND THEN THE STORM JUST DISAPPEARED THERES NO RAIN, NO LIGHTNING, AM I GOING CRAZY

Still here, just been lurking 'sall.

Claiming best girl

Storm? Lightning? I'm jealous.

Still here
and


Dont worry about it. Just stay inside. Dont people only watch pro mlg cs go players grill cs go players or really funny cs go players?

Nah, I don't research games for consoles I don't have unless I'm considering buying them.
>Someone on there posted a few games with qt anime girls on the cover
Good to see you have your priorities straight.

You too! Did you enjoy the stream?
Of course! And I'm looking forward to playing what you got me, too!
>uninstall 4chanX
>auto update and reply buttons are missing
whyyy
an extention
Wew
That's
Pretty surprising
I'm glad you agree!
I wouldn't know, Saya!

Yeah but what it does I mean.

I didn't check it out actually, where is it though for next time? I've never watched a stream so I don't know where to look and what to expect.

GW2 Heart of Thorns zones are really impressive so far..

Hmm, I thought you'd be an expert already at this stuff.

Are they really missing? Wtf maybe restart chrome idk

Also, the game I got you is VERY shitty, just warning you.

OK THATS IT GOD WANTS MY BLOOD I CRACKED OPEN MY BALCONY DOOR TO SEE IF THERE WERE CLOUDS AND LIGHTNING CRACKED EVERYWHERE AND IT STARTED STORMING AGAIN I AM NOT OK

Its okay. Youre safe inside.

Heading to drop off my friend's keys now! brb

Makes Sup Forums...
More customizable, I guess?
Twitch TV! You should expect a facecam of me, and a biiig ol' game I'm mic'd over!
I'm gonna be streaming Skyrim, and a game got me.
Of course not! I dont even take them off!
I'm excited for it though!

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Lame. Again?

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Sounds good, drop a link or something and I'll save it and drop in when you're streaming again. I'll be interested to check it out, only stream I've ever watched was one I wandered into drunk. It was funny, mainly cause I was drunk on it.

Are you afraid of thunder?
Closest I've ever got to a lightning strike was last year, maybe two years ago when I heard it's storming outside. Decided to go to balcony to have a look. As soon as I leaned out, lightning struck something about 50 meters in front of me. It was quite something to see it that close.

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now it's too much

it's like she's wearing a turtleneck -_-

Thank you for that... I've never been so spooked by a storm in the entirety of my life

I'm just curled up in bed now, it feels better.
I'm on a hill anyways so I shouldn't worry about my car being flooded out, which is one of my biggest concerns if I'm somewhere east of Houston and it floods.

It's not that I'm afraid of thunder or lightning or storms or anything...

It's a long story

Burbi

Story time? I have about 7 hours or so.

Going to sleep soon?

Opening wide for some dick?

I thought the same thing, maybe try cropping the image to your liking and then pixelizing it?

I didn't make these edits, idk how to edit things

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Did thread deaded?

*pats*

:o

NO GOD DAMNIT IT DIDNT FUCKING DIE THEY NEVER DIE SHUT YOUR FUCK

Dreaded, but threaded deaded. I saided it.

?

..shut my..fuck?

Indeeded. It sured looked liked it.

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Its fine.

Dunno, guess it just ebbs and flows and when there's only a few people an ebb can be a real drought for a bit. Ah well.

I was giving you a gj pat

also is that konata's mom?

Fuck your shutting damnit!
fuck off attention whore

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noo

Whoa. 2 drinks hit me harder than I thought.

Won't I no!

What did you drink? Tap water?

Drink o' choice?

I was just referencing her mom's name

nice 7s

One Jack, one Beam. Premix bottles, at a bar with friends.
I may be on drugs that amplify the effects of alcohol, or state that you shouldnt take alcohol with them. Also not being able to have a decent meal today might help.

I know that can be enough for some. Plus light eating and drugs, yaah that adds up. Getting some good drunk eating is at least now? Also, I know it's obvious maybe but hydrate now if you wanna hurt less later. I regret when I forget this.

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Its 2 drinks, Ill be heading home soon. Got plenty of food at home, hydrating at the same time. Been here before, Im still only at happy tipsy. Not at zen zone yet.

>001

is there gonna be more?

A'ight. Didn't mean to sound like your mom if I did. Sounds good to me, I could use getting drunk.

Guess what tea I'm drinking.

There might. Depending how bored I get.

Green?

Again?
Twitch tv/ashensylpheed
you can just follow me and it'll notify you, you don't gotta save it!
I love to interact with my viewers, so drunk sounds fun!

Hello, how are you? What do you go by?

damn, luccas a cool waifu

Lemon blossom
Nah, its good. Been drinking a few years.

Didnt you bring them their keys before.

i don't understand, but ok.

...no?

I'm not crazy I promise

youtube.com/watch?v=BnC-cpUCdns
Goodnight everyone.
Especially you.

goodnight

That's a cute image. Night.

Night!

Ahh didn't realize i had misspelled her name. my bad.
do you have the source image for ?

Night!

You got it!

It was interesting. I stumbled into their room while they were streaming with my friend who was their roommate. Was quite amusing. Maybe I'll get drunk one of these days and interact with you a bit for the well of it.

Anyways, sounds cool. Been a while since I've messed with Skyrim, so a little vicarious experience sounds like a good way to get in a little again.

Oh, and did you have the link saved to the song from the other thread or did you want me to send it to you again? Just asking cause I know I've forgotten to save links and such from here before.

Thanks user. There was a careful vetting process but it ended with her choosing me, so that's nice.

Well, at least you got a sense of your capacity and stuff by now. There a bit of fun of learning the limits but also more frustration, stupidity, and hangovers in my experience so it's good to get to the point where you understand all your stuff when it comes it like you do after some years.

Cropped. Hmm..

I dont get hangovers, I just stay drunk and pass out when my limit gets hit.

it's fine, I guessed it was a typo or something

I think it's this, I forget what episode it even was from

why is everyone posting konata?

I have no idea

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No shit, you're a lucky devil. I don't much anymore, but I know I can and hard. That's cool.

this is first time visiting waifu

That sounds like a ton of fun!

Yeaahhh, I'm trying to get back into it..

I need the link again! I'll listen to it before I head to bed tonight, currently skyping so I can't~

It takes a bottle of bourbon in an hour or two. I still managed to properly season and cook steaks.

oops that was meant to be is this

I'm so confused

That's normal.

You get out what you put it essentially. I just got into it recently because I liked the music I found in these threads sometimes.

No problem! Here ya go:

vocaroo.com/i/s0WTAdR0e2Oe

Damn. I drank a bottle of Rum once in like a half an hour and almost died.

>staring at desktop
>sure sign of nearly being caught looking at porn

Thank you!

>vocaroo.com/i/s0WTAdR0e2Oe
What is this?

I watched a friend down a massive inverse Jaegerbomb and remain conscious for 4 hours after. He shouted Warhammer 40k references for that time.
>full bottle of Jaeger, single shot of red bull

I'm pretty sure her dad wouldn't mind
I'm looking for the feet edit of this now

Sure, no problem!

Song I wrote/produced alone on my computer.

yes i see. wonder what the music was. i gotta go for work pls be here later.

>Pants around ankles
>Box of tissues
You don't say
I could make it. I decided to make her be a narcissist.

I swore you brought keys to them a week ago or so

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That was a song?

go for it

some edits are harder to find than others in the archive

Good morning.

why up so early?

Ohayou
The same as the last time you asked. School

I don't have the feet image sitting around.
Do you?

So, why Lucca?

Its possible, they forget their keys a lot.