Opens with Deadshot in Belle Reve getting taunted by an asshole guard that brings him a meal, before cutting to flashbacks narrated by Waller of Deadshot killing a mafia snitch and then getting caught by Batman while out shopping with his daughter.
The guard then takes a meal to Harley, who makes some sexual remarks at him. Cut to flashbacks of Harley working at Arkham Asylum and falling in love with the Joker. When a riot breaks out, she lets him give her electroshock therapy, and then he takes her to Ace Chemicals. She professes her love and jumps into the chemicals and he fishes her out and they kiss and laugh. We then see her as a dancer at his nightclub. He notices a gangster he's making a deal with eyeing her and offers him a private lapdance, but he refuses because she's the Joker's girl, but the Joker kills him anyway.
We then see the Batmobile car chase, which ends with the Joker's car falling into the river. Batman rescues Harley while the Joker disappears, gives her CPR which turns into a weird kiss, and brings her in.
Cut to Enchantress' backstory. June Moon is an archaeologist who finds a cursed idol and becomes possessed by the Enchantress. Waller sends Rick Flagg to recruit her anticipating they'd fall in love, and they do. Waller arranges a meeting with her superiors and talks about how Superman is dead and they need disposable assets to fight for them now that meta-humans are popping up everywhere, and uses the Enchantress as a proof of concept, but her superiors remain unconvinced.
Meanwhile the Joker orders his right-hand man Johnny Frost to find Harley, and he finds out she's been taken to Belle Reve, and the Joker wants her back.
Waller and Flag visit Belle Reve and we get some backstory on Killer Croc and El Diablo. Croc is a cannibal and was caught by the government while living in the sewers, but has history with Batman, and El Diablo is a former cholo gang member who refuses to fight.
Every gets nanobombs injected in their necks and Flag gives them the rundown on how the Suicide Squad works. Boomerang and Slipknot are brought in. Boomerang is a bank robber and got caught by the Flash, Slipknot gets no backstory.
Meanwhile the asshole guard from earlier is caught by the Joker and his men and tortured into revealing where the nanobombs are made. The Joker kidnaps the wife of one of the scientists so he'll help disable Harley's bomb.
The Squad is given their gear back and given a mission by Waller, going to Midway City where some shit has went down and retrieve a high-profile target. It turns out Enchantress has taken over June and is wreaking havoc. Katana comes in as Flag's bodyguard. She barely speaks and has her husband's soul trapped in her sword. It is established the entire Squad is getting blown up if something happens with Flag.
The Enchantress is hiding in a subway, and finds a random guy and makes him a host of her brother/henchman, the Incubus, and turns a bunch of people into zombie monsters covered in eyes that disintegrate when killed. They specificially target Flag because he's June's tether to the world.
The Squad's chooper gets taken down just as they get into Midway and they have to proceed on foot to their target. Boomerang convinces Slipknot the bombs aren't real and when Slipknot tries to bolt he gets his head blown, which was all Boomer's plan to find out if the bombs are real or not.
The squad is ambushed by a bunch of monsters coming for Flag, and a big fight/chase ensues until they reach the building where their target is at. Flag leads them to an underground bunker and it turns out to be Waller herself.
Juan Sullivan
Waller killed everyone that could blow the whistle on her fucking up and losing control of the Enchantress, and moves to the rooftop for extraction via helicopter. The helicopter doors open and it turns out the Joker has hijacked it. He begins shooting at everyone and drops a rope so Harley can climb in. Waller offers to pardon Deadshot if he shoots down the chopper, but he misses on purpose because he's grown affectionate with Harley. The helicopter gets shot down anyway by the soldiers and the Joker attempts to jump out with Harley, but ends up slipping and falling into the burning cockpit. The chopper crashes and explodes behind a building while Harley makes it into the roof and gets rescued by the Squad.
Suddenly the Enchantress shows up and kidnaps Waller again, taking her to the subway. She probes Waller's mind to find the locations of other secret bases and steals several items to build some unspecified world-destroying machine that opens a big portal in the sky.
Flag wants to go in rescue Waller, but Deadshot swipes some files that evidence they're all cleaning up Waller's mess and dealing with shit they weren't told about. They all quit and go to a bar to drown their sorrows.
Diablo confesses he refuses to fight because he lost control of his powers and accidentally killed his wife and children. Harley tells him to "own that shit" and make it fuel for his fire to fight. Flag shows up and admits that he messed up, but he's in love with June and is going to try and end the mission. He smashes the neckbomb detonators and tells everyone they're free to go, so Boomer bolts.
Everyone else decides to stick by Flag and help him, and Boomer randomly returns without explaining why. They track down Enchantress to the subway and move in.
Thomas Green
Flag tells the squad they have to destroy the idol to destroy the Enchantress. The subway is partially flooded, so Croc goes underwater to plant a bomb beneath the portal, while everyone else fights Incubus and the monsters. The Enchantress offers to make everyone's dreams come true if they help her, and we see visions of their dreams: Deadshot kills Batman in that confrontation early in the movie, Harley and Joker are a normal suburban couple with a kid, Flag and June are back together, Diablo's kids are back, we don't see Croc's, Boomer's or Katana's. Diablo snaps out of it and makes everyone snap out of it too. By this point Enchantress has morphed into a giant-sized June Moon with garish clothing whirling around a cloud of magic and it looks rather silly.
Diablo kills the Incubus, so the Incubus possesses him. He fights against the possession, and Deadshot gets a gun and shoots the bomb under the floor, causing an explosion that kills Diablo and the Incubus and destroys the machine, closing the portal.
Enchantress gets more crazy and destroying everyting. Harley eventually says she misses the Joker and will help her if she can bring him back. The Enchantress lets her close enough for Harley to swipe the idol and destroy it. The Enchantress dies, but June survives and reunites with Flagg, while the Squad rescues Waller who was being held captive.
Thomas Hill
Waller says everyone did a good job, but she's only taking 10 years off their sentences and hauling them back to Belle Reve. However, as a gift, she lets them have something they ask for, except for Katana and Flag since they're not criminals.
Deadshot asks for visits from his daughter and a punching bag for his cell. We then see him helping her do her homework in Belle Reve. Some guards come to take him back to his cell, but don't handcuff him so she doesn't have to see it.
Croc asks for a TV so he can watch the BET network.
Boomer calls bullshit on Waller only taking 10 years off their sentence and threatens her, so he gets thrown into solitary with no privileges.
Harley asks for a expresso machine. She's in her cell reading a book when the walls explode and a SWAT team rushes in. It turns out it's the Joker and his men come to rescue her. She and the Joker kiss as the movie freeze frames, turns into a grafitti paiting and the credits begin.
Post-credits scene is Waller meeting with Bruce Wayne, who agrees to protect her from the backlash of the Enchantress incident in exchange for government files on meta-humans so he can "make new friends". We see files on Flash and Aquaman.
Waller says Bruce looks tired and should "stop working nights", he tells her if she doesn't shut the Suicide Squad down his new friends and him will do it for her. Cut to black.
Jordan Clark
Based
Brody Bailey
Why does so many parts of this sound familiar? Especially that Avengers ending. With Bruce as Fury.
Ian Peterson
>Croc asks for a TV so he can watch the BET network.
Jackson Walker
>no sex scene with will and margot
and i was about to get some seats for thursday.
John Barnes
He is black.
Ethan Wright
>not the Food network
What a dumb movie.
Sebastian Cruz
Duck Dynasty for laughs, food, and porn.
Luis Stewart
>the movie freeze frames, turns into a grafitti paiting and the credits begin.
Henry Sanchez
...
Matthew Miller
god damn DC fucking sucks dick
Justin Sullivan
It makes sense that DC isn't good at movies. DC is a kids comic book company. For Decades their entire shtick was Family Friendly. The cartoons were just like the comics themselves. It wasn't until they had Dr. Light rape Mr. Plastics wife that they began to borrow from Marvel's playbook. Marvel was always aimed at teenagers & young adults. They're trying to take decades of pure iconic characters and make them realistic with an edge of gritty.
Which is funny because the reason Marvel movies work is due to Disney making them pure family friendly.
The companies did a flip there.
Grayson Brown
>She and the Joker kiss as the movie freeze frames, turns into a grafitti paiting and the credits begin. This can't be real
Xavier Robinson
>She and the Joker kiss as the movie freeze frames, turns into a grafitti paiting and the credits begin. Oh lawd
Cameron Jenkins
>deadpool did amazing an autistic rant reduced to nothing
Nicholas Morgan
>Harley asks for a expresso machine >expresso
you done fucked up
Brandon Williams
It was confirmed by critics mentioning the grafitti ending.
John Sanders
>Croc asks for a TV so he can watch the BET network I hope this is real
Jacob Torres
Scene with her reading the harlequin romance novels and drinking from the tea cup is the end.
Xavier Wood
It is.
Croc's entire schtick is growling and making jokes about how beautiful he is.
Jayden Cruz
So is margot robbie sexy through out the movie?
Angel Kelly
Jesus with this actually pretty good cast and a good director and writer like Ayer how the fuck did it turn out to be so awful?
Joseph Butler
And now Bruce is recruiting Flash (kid) just like Tony did with Spiderman (kid).
Jayden Wilson
>Croc asks for a TV so he can watch the BET network. What did they mean by this?
Nicholas Ortiz
>he doesnt drink espresso out of tea cups
Parker Evans
Who cares most marvel movies have great cast and costumes but are mediocre This movie will make over 50 million opening weekend domestically alone
If you dont believe take a look at a picture of margot robbie as harley quinn
William Clark
Sjw's will love the b.e.t. joke And the feminist will love margot robbies ass cheeks
Sebastian Wood
This Harley Quinn reminds me of those scene girls from the early 2000's who would send you nudes over messenger if you tried hard enough.
Charles Gray
Just as expected. Crap
Anthony Long
Yes, lots of awkward boners.
Xavier Ross
>Bruce, you look tired >get some rest BWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>And the feminist will cry bloody tears of jealousy because margot robbies ass cheeks Fix'd for u.
Hunter Perez
>Boomer calls bullshit on Waller only taking 10 years off their sentence and threatens her, so he gets thrown into solitary with no privileges
shitposting irl based straya cunt
Colton Walker
Why is Sup Forums so pro Marvel Studios? I don't get it. Based on the spoiler above it looks fun. Where people expecting some kind of deep movie with Suicide Squad?
When it comes to Marvel Studios' movies, everything is great, everything is hype, everything is awesome.
But whenever a poster appears talking about Man of Steel being good or BvS looking nice or Suicide Squad being fun hory fucking shit, he's called a shill and there's a tsunami of shitposting.
Oliver Parker
>being jealous of that flat ass I dont think even SJWs are this stupid
Ethan Torres
Sup Forums hates Marvel Studios too. I don't know what you're on, senpai.
Jose Reyes
>Based on the spoiler above it looks fun No it doesn't, it looks fucking retarded and like it's trying way too hard. Marvel's been at it for almost a decade, and a few of those movies have been hated here, like Thor 2 or Iron Man 3, which makes sense since they're both fucking terrible, but they know what works and what doesn't. DC is rushing things and trying to catch up in 1 year, so it comes out all retarded. This is strike 2 for DC, Wonder Woman will either save DCEU or break it for good.
Jacob Garcia
>he tells her if she doesn't shut the Suicide Squad down his new friends and him will do it for her.
Justice League vs Suicide Squad: Civil War
Jeremiah Morris
Wouldn't surprise me at this point.
Blake Johnson
>literally cannot make a decent superman movie >BvS bombed so badly they actually rewrote parts of other movies to ignore it >SS pitched as edgy villain movie, ads make it look completely different, so they have to do late reshoot to match the ads This was never going to be good. If they're lucky it'll scrape "forgettable"
Nolan Wood
He said:
"You should shut it down, my friends and I will do it for you." As in take care of the impending threat
Am I missing something after this why aren't all their head blown up? especially Harley's.
Lucas Sanchez
Why a guy that can throw a slightly bent stick pretty good is a super villain is beyond me.
Bentley Williams
No. Never.
Brayden Bell
he said 'or'.
Ryder Lewis
Some of those sticks explode and stuff.
Jayden Hill
Joker disables Harley's bomb, then Waller gets kidnapped and no longer can blow any heads.
Colton Anderson
What ass cheeks?
Tyler Wilson
he's also straya so that automatically gives him
>convict blood making him innate criminal >shitposter >drunkard
its in his blood to be a villain
Evan Lewis
>because he's grown affectionate with Harley
Samuel Davis
Fuck I can't hear it at all, you best not be tricking me
Sebastian Martin
what is this this face trying to convey?
Nathan Robinson
Who is Scott Eastwood playing?
Daniel Bell
A soldier.
Bentley Flores
No one significant? Just a soldier?
Hunter Ortiz
>opens up a big portal in the sky WHAT THE FUCKING CHRIST MOTHERFUCKING DC YOU HAD ONE FUCKING JOB MAKE YOURSELVES DIFFERENT FROM STUPID MARVELSHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK YOUUUU
Brandon Peterson
>It wasn't until they had Dr. Light rape Mr. Plastics wife that they began to borrow from Marvel's playbook.
Killing joke, dark knight returns and watchmen were much before identity crises rape
Jaxson Hernandez
This is the stupidest post I've read about comics in a long time. While Captain America and the Avengers were fighting some dumb dragon or whatever, Green Arrow's sidekick was shooting heroin.
Caleb Walker
Yep. I think he's supposed to be Flag's best friend, but that's the extent of his role.
Lincoln Brown
Doesn't sound like a Snyderkino but this movie is really just universe building anyway.
Gavin Mitchell
>Harley asks for a expresso machine. She's in her cell reading a book when the walls explode and a SWAT team rushes in. It turns out it's the Joker and his men come to rescue her. She and the Joker kiss as the movie freeze frames, turns into a grafitti paiting and the credits begin.
Ughhhhhhhhh are you kidding me. They literally could not have ended that in a more 13-year old hot topic girly way
Adrian Davis
This doesn't sound that bad.
Bentley Phillips
>She and the Joker kiss as the movie freeze frames, turns into a grafitti paiting and the credits begin.
Juan Bennett
I didn't here it either.
Thomas Mitchell
>Justice League vs Suicide Squad: Civil War >Wouldn't surprise me at this point. To be fair, that makes sense. They are villains. Though it would make more sense with Legion Of Doom or something.
Jose Barnes
>Deadshot and Harley's relationship is not romantically-tinted in any way. It's more of a protective older brother / innocent little sister kind of thing.
>El Diablo gets the most development out of the main characters, but his CGI is pretty dodgy. His flashback is killing some rival gang members after a futebol match, after which he conjures a crown emoji above his head.
>Boomerang is there mostly for comic relief. He has a thing for pink unicorns and has a pink unicorn plushy that he carries around. He also has a crush on Katana and asks her out in the end, but she ignores him.
>Katana has roughly 10 lines, half of them in Japanese, and doesn't do much other than fight and talk to her dead husband's soul inside the sword. She also has a brief flashback of killing her husband's killers in Tokyo.
>Killer Croc has roughly the same amount. His schtick is telling people how beautiful he is.
>Movie is pretty edgy. People die in somewhat gruesome ways, Harley calls the others "pussies" all the time, the Joker is really touchy-feely with the people he kills, and in El Diablo's dream sequence his wife is about to give him a blowjob.
>Scott Eastwood is a soldier named Edwards and has literally no relevance to the plot other than being the guy carrying the bomb they use in the end.
Wyatt Adams
tl;dr, at what part does mom freak?
Angel Robinson
>Batman rescues Harley while the Joker disappears, gives her CPR which turns into a weird kiss
What the fuck is with this whole "get batman laid with characters he traditionally doesn't like romantically" meme
James Perez
Batman is kind of a mary sue in which writers tend to portray him as a sex god every chick wants to bang. Kinda' like a superhero James Bond.
Nolan Scott
LOOK AT THE TOP OF HIS HEAD
Parker Peterson
she has goat taste, italian coffee is the best
Aiden Cook
this is so bad it cannot be real come on.
Michael Powell
I have a feeling this scene is simply Harley Quinn fucking with Batman. It probably starts out as him simply resuscitating her, then when he goes to give her mouth to mouth, she sticks her tongue in his mouth and probably says something "witty" "Hey there bats!"
Nicholas Richardson
The thing is, he goes straight for the mouth, doesn't ressucitate, CPR, nothing. Also he punches her afterwards.
Evan Parker
Yep - this is correct.
Like, the scene is obviously written as "Batman gives her CPR, but Harley turns it into a kiss and then laughs in his face" or something.
But the way it's shot it has Batman fishing her out of the water, looking at her, then going straight in for a kiss. He doesn't part her lips with his fingers or anything, check for vomit, or anything like normal CPR. She never spits up water. He just goes tongue deep instantly, and then Harley wakes up and the kiss keeps going. It's bizarre.
Owen Ward
Reshoots really messed with the structure and pacing
Xavier Rogers
Most blacks hate BET.
Mason Cooper
LOL so Batman doesn't even know CPR?
Tell that Motherfucker 30:2
It's all chest compressions now, very little mouth.
Robert Price
that's because batman wants some of that crazy puss
Nathaniel Davis
do harley and batman have a thing in the comics though? i remember she kissed him once
William Richardson
No, not even. Batman's fucked a lot of villainess skanks, but never her.
Jason Howard
poor ayer had to lie as they butchered whatever idea he did have. I hope they give him money to make whatever stupid military team shit he wants next.
Joshua Kelly
I'm not american, It's BET a educational channel?
Connor Peterson
Also - Batman acts like a fucking dick with Deadshot.
Like, he doesn't take him out when he's on an assassination mission. He doesn't stop him from taking out a target.
He finds him when he's out shopping with his 12 year old daughter, waits for them to enter an alley, then attacks him. Deadshot's daughter stands between the two so Deadshot can't shoot him, so Deadshot surrenders. Batman is essentially just a policeman now - he's not beating up thugs at night or taking down supervillains. He just finds you, wherever you are, chains you up against a fence until the police come to get you. I understand why Deadshot wants to kill him after that.
Ryder Taylor
more like
>needs files to form the justice league >threatens waller with league he hasn't formed yet
World's greatest detective.
Ethan Rivera
Why the fuck does the government know about metahumans?
Michael Gonzalez
Black Entertainment Television
Samuel Bailey
Anytime a movie is doing large scale reshoots, it's beyond Fucked.
>Alien 3 >I am legend >47 Ronin >Exorcist: The Beginning >Insurgent
Hell, they are Fucking reshooting 40% of Rogue One! You know that Fucker is going to be bad!
Go figure, this plot is absolutely shoe string garbage.
Blake Bennett
Suicide Squad was announced right after Guardians did so well at the box office. This is DC's attempt at doing the same thing. They didn't even hide it. They are very much trying to do Marvel better than Marvel. They've been trying since Avengers. They are not interested in doing something different.
Carter Gomez
Dude it's literally no mouth unless you have a barrier or device.
I'm a paramedic, and if I got caught doin mouth to mouth I'd be fired for recklessly endangering myself with a possible contagion.
You got roughly 6-10 minutes of O2 left in your blood, so the important thing is to circulate it while waiting to get a tube in with pure oxygen.
Batman is retarded.
Owen Ortiz
Wonder Woman and Flash alone could take care of those scrubs to be honest.
Austin Wilson
The only villains Batman had a thing with were Catwoman and Talia. Other villains flirt with him just to fuck with him, but he's always 'no fun allowed' about it.
