Non-porn webms

non-porn webms

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news4jax.com/news/local/jacksonville/parents-doctors-concerned-by-pass-out-game
discord.gg/9hKSqmg
twitter.com/NSFWRedditVideo

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that is so god damn gross. Fat people are disgusting.

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How I imagine my life will end up as in 10-20years.

What would be the criminal charges for the sucker punching nigger?

I literally wretched.

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Fuck people who sympathise with fat people. That shit doesnt happen overnight by accident. Disgusting fucking leach on society

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>non-porn
ok, user, if you say so

>colonized

Doesn't work as well with a scrobble bar.

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so is this now a softcore rekt thread?

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attempted murder. regardless of whether or not it was provoked that guy was talking to someone else and was not posing a physical threat. he landed square on the concrete, could have died from brain trauma.

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my friend, that is porn

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People who can't spell are worse.

This one is too cute, I would love to lick it and smack it.

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It's a dirty job, but someone has to do it
> OH MY!

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kek always gets me

Looking for that webm where a Bengal cat lands on a dudes shoulders.

That cat was dope.

Deliver at once!

this is now a beating niggers ape-style thread

What was he saying?

Why...

Is that boogie2988????

same

lmao
thats some mexican fatty
pretty close tho

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fuck that
poor thing

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black on white pounding

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You are right user, if you look very closesly -

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wtf is goin on ther

WHITE POWER!

what to do if morbidly obese but nowhere near this guy? too fat for cardio, need to lift but too ugly for the gym and I already have considerable upper body strength so a strength training kit suited to my needs is too expensive. saving up for it but staying fat in the meantime and tired of it. could just stop eating but tried that before and can never keep it up, longest I've gone without food was 3 weeks compared to the 2 years I'd need to get back in shape. or I could just eat normally instead of either like a pig or not at all, except I can't, because unlike the other two approaches, ordinary healthy dieting would require putting actual effort into thinking about what goes into my body, which is unbearable because I don't want to think about anything going into my body, that's disgusting, whether it's eating or not eating I need to be able to do it without thinking because if I think too hard about it all I can think about is as if the food were my dad's penis and at that point everywhere I look all I see is his face and then the next time I can think with my brain again I'm bleeding everywhere ??

>instantly gives up

dude they dont hand out attempted murders like candy. Thats just a straight up assault.

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bamboozled again

Those pygmy niggerdogs have very strong jaws

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

inb4 some butthurt 13yo

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unironically kill yourself

Keto and a shit ton of walking.
After that a shit ton of cardio.
Lifting is great for losing weight but you need to have a certain level of physical ability first.
Yes it will hurt and yes you will want to give up.

Yes they do, and no it wasn't. To you and I maybe, but the court doesn't see things that way.

how to kill self ironically
>shoot self
"ha ha it is funny because i am dead"
>bleed out

??????

If you guys want to stop me ( why ever you should want to do tha)

You need at least quads

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>continuing to punch a man while he's KO'ed. People trying to pull him off while he continues to attack his unconscious body clearly shows this is beyond self defense and is coming from a place of hate or intentions of killing him.

Should get minimum 10 years for 1st degree attempted murder.

And people wonder why we call them animals...

We will never be slaves!

this webm without the litte nigger saying "he coming back he coming back" aint shit

>Keto and a shit ton of walking.
thanks
is not eating an acceptable substitute for keto because if i have to think about what i'm eating i can't eat
i'll go ahead and assume it is, maybe the walking will help keep me from relapsing
>Lifting is great for losing weight but you need to have a certain level of physical ability first.
but I'm already quite capable of lifting, that's the problem, the amount of weight I would need to be challenged is too expensive

I always thought of him as a retired porn actor, who just not made enough cash. So he did what he was good at and signed up at Discovery channel to make hardcore dirty job porn

Getthelube.com

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Lungs collapsed

Haven't actually seen this one before

Nice one user

and here you are fatso.

i was hoping for a shit in the mouth till i saw the realitykings stamp

i've always wondered if there's a full video of this

news4jax.com/news/local/jacksonville/parents-doctors-concerned-by-pass-out-game

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People who torture cats and think they are hard. Mmmmmmmm.

Lost.

This cat has more swag than everyone on Sup Forums put together.

>Tasmanian Devils
>Actually African Capybara
>That file name

Anyone have that weird video where 2 African looking guys fight and when one gets knocked out they try to revive him by jacking him off?

That big piece of shit got in like 4 heavy sucker punches. I was routing so hard for the little guy. Oh well, both look like cousin fuckers.

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This was over half a hotdog.

People who make a people who comment on people who murder animals and assume they think they're better than people who think that they're better than people who murder cats and think that they're hard.

Gtfo with your shit

What the fuck did you just fucking meme at me, you little dip? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals Copypasta, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on tumblr, and I have over 300 confirmed rare pepes. I am trained in gorilla jokes and I’m the top shitposter in the entire Sup Forums armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another user. I will B you TFO with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of anons across Sup Forums and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your memes. You’re fucking memed, dip. I can meme anywhere, anytime, and I can meme you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare keyboard. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed memebat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Meme Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the toilet, you little dip. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “dank” meme was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking cock. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn dip. I will shit memes all over you and you will drown in them. You’re fucking memed, you dip.

You're not a lawyer and you're also retarded.

Who is this?

I like you. You're edgy.
I wish I could be edgy :(

XD
discord.gg/9hKSqmg

His loved ones keep feeding him straight to the grave

reason why?
story?

Let me just fill up my bucket at the liquid nitrogen machine...

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It was over a half eaten hotdog, but it wasn't a liquid nitrogen attack, it was boiling water from the coffee maker thing.

But what I want to know is what happened to the guy? It's aggravated assault so it seems like he would get jail time and the guy that was hurt can sue for damages.