I'm at the United Nations General Assembly Hall. What should I do?

I'm at the United Nations General Assembly Hall. What should I do?

Cut a mean fucking fart.

tell them to stop using flat earth map

Go on a Sup Forums rant about Jews

Spray paint on the wall "you have no influence"

ask them to get rid of day light savings
tell them the nightman sayeth

give me some $ because i am hungry :/

Tell South Korea that North Korea is about to launch. You overheard their delegate tell Iran that in the bathroom.

open the door, get on the floor, then, of course, walk the dinosaur

1. Grab indian flag.
2. Wear as cape.
3. Squat down in crowded place.
4. Defecate.

It's real fam

Mark that wood with Sup Forums link. Use a key or something.

Start some shit.

Do whatever you feel is necessary, just make sure it ends in either a fist fight or nukes.

Whip out your dick and twirl it around like a helicopter

Ask them when they will acknowledge the plight of us kekistanians. How come they are helping several other nations that don't have it nearly as bad as us, but won't even acknowledge kekistan? Typicall racism I say.

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Reach into bag and yell allah akbar

Omg user is eberry whart

blow yourself up
NOW

Whip out your dick and leave it out the whole time

Yell out allahu Akbar

Hey bruh

What's the topic of discussion?
Why are you there?

Let someone there know you are directly in touch with Sup Forums he hax0r and wish to act as an ambassador in discussions hereforth

Scream Allahu Akbar at the top of your lungs and clap, if anyone flinches or panics call them a racist.

Shit in a paper bag and leave it under someone's seat

Ask the Turkish rep where the Armenians are, remind him he is not European

Ask the Swedish rep where their burka is (extra funny if the Swedish rep is male)

Ask Saudi Arabia how many shekels for his second wife.

Yeah. You are now the ambassador for kekistan. Pull up a chair and make yourself a plaque. Then get to work

Yell bomb

Assasinate the russian ambassador.

Bamp

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I think the country representatives have to be summoned. It's probably just embassy staff.

Constantly refer to the UN as The League of Nations 2.0

Ask how come the head of the human rights council can publicly behead gays, but when anyone else does it it's a big deal.

Introduce yourself as the ISIS representative and ask where the child sex slaves are when they freak out ask where they keep the goats.

Threaten to take someone to the Hague over taking your seat as the rep of Kekistan