>yfw da foxes win da championsl eagle edition
Saturday 26 November 2016
12:30 Burnley v Man City
15:00 Hull v West Brom
15:00 Leicester v Middlesbrough
15:00 Liverpool v Sunderland
15:00 Swansea v C. Palace
17:30 Chelsea v Spurs
Sunday 27 November 2016
12:00 Watford v Stoke
14:15 Arsenal v AFC Bournemouth
16:30 Man Utd v West Ham
16:30 Southampton v Everton
say YES to anime
lester being shit again is good for the movie desu
Lestah drops points sub-edition
Awful posts. Apply yourself.
Aston Villa 3-0 Cardiff
Where is everyone?
You now remember Seth Johnson
At work probably
i literally don't
Bullying OUT.
Anime IN.
English football is in the beginnings of a huge abuse scandal. Why is no one here talking about it?
not really meme material
Being a Scout leader and knowing all the paperwork and general hoops we have to jump through these days because of shit that's happened in the past it always amazes me how free coaches are to just do whatever they want in private desu
Fuck of leedsgypsy
What is there to say?
I do kind of admire Leicester for what they're doing. Going all out for the champions league and giving hardly a fuck about the premier league. Good on them. Hope they progress further after smashing the group stage and also avoid relegation at the same time lol.
thoughts?
You now remember Leroy Sane
>claim to have an elite academy
>spend 140m on young players
I remember seeing him break a ref's ribs
Yeah fair play to them, this is their chance
Makes me sick when teams like wet spam put out weakened sides in Europe so they can focus on trying to qualify for Europe
Reminder West Ham literally lost to a team from Malta
He's a fucking ledge m8,my favourite player after chris wood
Pulisic
Funny thing is West Ham put out strong sides in their Europa ties this year and genuinely tried to progress
But they still lost
>losing to the romanian mk dons
WEST HAM A SHIT
>put out strong sides in their Europa ties
This was the line up in their final match
>2 white players
There's your problem.
Our next predator goes by the screen name "LeProfesseurInvincible". He's a 67 year old soccer coach based in North London, England. He thinks he's talking to Manuel Garcia, a 14 year old prodigy from La Masia youth setup in Barcelona. But he's actually talking to our decoy. We've teamed up with FIFA and the European Commission in a hunt for online predators looking to subvert transfer laws on minors. This creep was one of the first to contact us and he made his intentions clear immediately:
>LeProfesseurInvincible: I've seen your highlights online, you've got good awareness and quick feet
>decoy: thnx
>LeProfesseurInvincible: You should come and play for me lol
>decoy: lol im not sure my parents woud want me to move
>LeProfesseurInvincible: I can provide you a platform to play. My team is exciting, built good
And it gets scarier when he goes on to add:
>LeProfesseurInvincible: I would really like to coach you. I'm experienced, I think it would be great
>decoy: yah maybe
>LeProfesseurInvincible: Have you signed a pro-contract before?
>decoy: lol no im 14
>LeProfesseurInvincible: I would like your first time to be with me
Clearly not deterred by our decoy's age, he organises a face to face meet:
>LeProfesseurInvincible: Pick a time when your parents aren't home k? What's your address?
>decoy: *** *********** Fairfield Connecticut, i'll be free next week. that's not too long is it?
>LeProfesseurInvincible: I can be patient. I've had 13 years of practice
After flying 11 hours, this predator thinks he's found the back of the net and secured himself the next hot young prospect. But he's yet to realise that the last thing he'll be doing.. is scoring.
3
more like 4
twitter.com
>that Brodge face
Only rubbish players got bummed. If a famous player comes out and says he was slipped the naughty willy, it will probably get a thread, but right now it's just a bunch of nobodies from Crewe Alexandra.
Are you the guy who was stalking UTV? I recognise a lot of similarities in your posting style.
Been England internationals saying it
how many goals will Spurs beat Chelsea by
>and also avoid relegation
'no'
It's like you don't want the absolute ultimate banter to happen.
Desu,we need more managers in the epl,we know Rafa is coming soon but who should Carlo or Lucho Enrique manage on the event that they get sacked this season
those eyebrows are shite
>how many goals will Spurs beat Chelsea by
feeling a comfortable 3-0 Chelsea victory actually
or they stay up by the skin of their teeth, hire a new manager and win the league again
that'd be good fun
When will they learn?
Who doesn't feel slightly annoyed when they hear a Southerner speak though?
Dutch southerners are shit tier as well with their soft-g's
Today
Barnsley vs Forest
Saturday, 26 November
Newcastle vs Blackburn
Brentford vs Birmingham
Reading vs Bristol City
Preston vs Burton Albion
Brighton vs Fulham
Ipswich Town vs QPR
Derby County vs Norwich City
Aston Villa vs Cardiff City
Wolves vs Sheff Wed
Rotherham vs Leeds United
Monday, 28 November
Huddersfield vs Wigan Athletic
Predictions?
Give them a break though. They were almost Walloons.
>tfw Sup Forums said he'd be a shit signing
A P O L O G I Z E
Why is rafa leaving newcastle?
I mean he'll be getting them to the PL,no?
Yeah, he'll be doing that
>Implying it would be possible to listen to someone from Salford for more than 30 seconds without praying for death
No we didn't.
Everyone loves Rafa, we wish him well and look forward to Tooncastles return.
was good in cm 99, not moukoko good, but solid
see
>scout leader
guaranteed nonce desu
southern accents are hot especially on all them qtie posh girls
posh girls are tolerable tbf
essex/saaath is no
Who /ivanovic/ here
Peter Risdale 1998
>huddersfield v wigan
>monday night efl
this is not rugby league
Is Sup Forums ready to accept that Brendan Rodgers is a football genius?
Would have been a legend if Gerrard didnt slip
>winning the SPL
>with celtic
wow
You mean annoyed by our superior accents?
Also as a southerner I don't really class London as the south. It's too far up north.
...
>10 point gap with game in hand in charge of celtic
>football genius
"no"
now if he had done that with the likes of hamilton or inverness then yes he would
Proof that Fergie was amazing, he won a european title with a scottish team from outside Glasgow
>scottish premiership
Wasn't his Aberdeen side the last team that wasn't Celtic or Rangers to win the SPL too?
>That obvious CGI
Do you think Brodge isn't allowed around kids so he had to film his scenes separately?
Think so yeah, Dundee United were pretty good at the time too, should have made the European Cup final
Apparently so, in
>1985
en.wikipedia.org
>tfw literally nobody here will have been alive to see any team other than Celtic or Rangers be Scottish football champions
>83 to 85 represents the longest spell without a glasgow winner in the scottish history
Fergie was a meme coach
>Stoke manager Mark Hughes says on-loan striker Wilfried Bony has a clause in his contract allowing him to be sold to Chinese Super League clubs in January.
Wow.
elite post
there's nothing hot about tory cunts
>does nothing for stoke except relegate his home club Swansea
you literally can't make it up
Imagine wanting to live in the smog filled, claustrophobic shithole that is China.
Imagine thinking that learning Mandarin and moving to China is a smart life decision.
If you're on footballer salary it's pretty great, cost of living isn't that high
writing's on the wall, my irish friend. largest population, largest (and fastest-growing) middle class...it may behoove you to raise your children learning english and chinese
id imagine you could create your own western bubble with those kinds of wages and still have enough to return home without too many empty pockets
it's not about the cost of living or anything related to money
it's just a grim dictatorial country
>you now remember graziano pelle did that after choking in the Euros
Still completely surreal.
It's probably okay for half a million quid a week. You could just buy a small town and evict everyone and let them die in the wilderness. Then you'd have a comfy estate all to yourself, and the Chinese government wouldn't even care about all the dead citizens.
beats Ireland
already accepting relegation then fatty?
where's the fighting (and winning!) spirit?
>moving to china isn't about money
great sport related post
you're justifying the choice of moving there with the cost of living and stuff. Honestly I'd rather live middle class here than super rich in China
>fatty
why?
For a few years at the end of your career it would be good cause you'd earn more money than you would in europe. Then you just move back home when you're done
>wanting to
No one wants to live there, not even the Chinese. It's where the money is. It's like the MLS (a retirement league), but worse.
I guess it's not as bad as living in India though.
Ireland is an ugly, insular little place but I can at least breath in our air without shortening my lifespan by 5%
> I'd rather live middle class here than super rich in China
lol. this is the mentality that is poisoning europe
because Swansea are going to stay up
fair enough
I had a good time in Ireland actually, people were nice
makes me wonder why the Irish posters here are usually such dickheads
fuck off pardner
t. lin-chin wis kang
oh and football
Harry Winks is the next great English striker la's
Redpill me on Ireland, what's so bad about it?
stay blind to glaringly classist national policy, chums. globalization will surely save you!
they're all autistic posters, go to /brit/
It's basically Alabama except they fuck kids there.
And Guinness is shit.