Be American

>be American
>go to the bar
>get shot

>be european
>go outside
>get raped
>"no no, its just their Islamic culture"

>be latino
>go outside
>get killed

Wait what happened?

Oh right.
It's Wednesday.

>be Canadian
>go outside
>die of hypothermia

>be indian
>go outside
>take a shit on the street

>be Canadian
>go outside
>get arrested for being an Islamaphobic, non-feminist 'bigot'

>be kebab remover
>go outside
>remove kebab

You're an idiot and probably not even Canadian. You don't understand the laws and your knowledge is very limited.

My anus is ready

>be a sensitive bitch
>see post on /b
>miss the point

>be Australian
>go outside
>get called racist

>be american
>go out side
>if you dont reply to this your mow will die in her sleep

>be mad burger
>make Canadian joke about something he doesn't understand
>lololol triggered

>be America
>go to school
>get shot

>be OP
>make a thread on Sup Forums
>be a faggot

/thread

>be a special snowflake who doesn't get Sup Forums
>go outside
>get raped by giga-nigggas

I'm not that guy, but what was the point?

Next time make a fedora unpacking video to send a clearer message.

...

>be SJW on Sup Forums
>get triggered
>goes back to Tumblr to write an essay on why you're triggered

>live in a 98% white town
>burger think we're multicultural because ''muh toronto''
>keked

>be American
>be raised by divorced parents
>move to each biological parent's house like a ping pong ball
>pass high school with shit GPA
>work at McDonald's
>Marry slut
>Join army
>return home
>see wife's son
>see wife fucking another dude
>divorce.mp4

For son's life description go to second line of green text

>be islam
>get phonecall
>dead

> be american
> cant even post to Sup Forums without goverment monitoring you.

>be burger
>Canadian trash talk back at me
>how dare he not suck my cock like an Australian sissy

>be american
>go outside
>realize that you want society to just off itself as you soak in the image of burning buildings, rotting apartments, shit community, desimated neighbourhood, and that dreaded rising flag, printed with shillary's face. Hillary supporters, you scoff to yourself. Stupidity is chaotic, you thought to yourself. This is what we will wake up to in the next election
>wake the fuck up america

>be a nigger
>niggers gonna nig
>dindunuffin

>be swedish
>go outside
>suck kebab dick

> live in toronto
> go for indian food
> get naan from one store and curry from store next door

>>Be american
>>go outside
>>think I'm free
>>oh right the jews

>when OP posts carlos for a reason

>be burger
>go to the bar
>get ate

>be american
>go outside
>see this

leaf detected.

>Be American
>multiculturalism doesn't work in Sweden
>we need to protect the existence of our people and a future f...

still keking

kek

...

>Be Australian
>go outside
>be racist

be Trump
go anywhere
suck Putin's dick

>be trump hater
>on Sup Forums
>start a feels thread

>be a faggot that can't even greentext

>be Putin
>penis extends 5,600 miles
>how pee

>be American
>go to school
>get shot

>Be Latino
>Answer the phone
>get shot

>Be Aussie
>ruin 4chin
>oi mate

>Be Canadian
>Feel 10 inches of progression up to my butthole
>A fucking leaf

>Be European
>be the cucking joke of the entire world
>

>be American
>ruin 4chin
>

kekd outloud

Kek

>Be Serbian
>Die from poverty
>Family in debt for coffin

>be white
>see cop
>don't get shot