Kirby has absorbed you!
What power does he get?
Kirby has absorbed you!
James Moore
Jayden Cox
THE POWER OF PROCRASTINATION
David Moore
Faggotry
Jacob Lopez
Autism.
Xavier Lee
Depression
Blake King
Deep depression with a side of alcoholism/drug addiction
Nolan Diaz
Not giving a shit
Jack Taylor
the power to get himself drunk and complain about
>tfw anime is not real
Michael Cruz
sadness
Angel Gray
...
Caleb Russell
...
Aiden Jackson
High
Kayden Gomez
procrastination
Gabriel Williams
THE POWER TO READ
Samuel Powell
A shit job that doesn't pay much
Connor Cruz
A blood disease that prevents him from doing most shit in life
Jonathan Ramirez
The power to suck a dick super lame
Landon Lewis
>Kirby gets BPD
Well I'd like to see how that plays out
Dylan Rogers
...
Lincoln Ross
The power of Pessimism!
the ability to depressing all those around you, knowing all fighting ultimately leads to the same conclusion of repeating the causal cycle that put king Dede in power to begin with.
Juan Cox
to gas jews
Adam Brooks
...
Brandon Murphy
Kirby gets low self esteem!
>I mean c'mon, look at him
Owen Richardson
to elect Donald Trump
Jaxson Turner
Nihilism, Depression, and Schizoaffective disorder
Justin Ross
>congestive heart failure
good, if i have to die then the little pink prick is coming with me
Jaxon Johnson
Erectile dysfunction
Porn addiction
Weird fetishes
Sebastian Sanchez
The power to obsess over a fictional rabbit
Colton Davis
Boredom
Jace Kelly
The power to beat all Kirby games
Ayden Bell
Pedophilia.
Lucas Morris
Selfdisrespect!
Benjamin Moore
The ability to day drink and not get drunk off of vodka
Jaxon Murphy
normie