Be me

>be me
>visiting dad and little sisters for the weekend
>little sis wears the tightest leggings known to man
>hnnng.png
>...
>later that night
>"I've got to take a shower user, you need the bathroom?"
>buzzed me says "nah"
>5 minutes later
>NEED TO PISS.PNG
>knock on door "Need to pee,hurry up!!!"
>Sis comes out wrapped in a towel, "Hurry up and go real quick"
>Proceed to urinate
>look down and notice her leggings with her panties stuffed inside
>"OMG YES!!!!"
>Pull her panties out and examine
>FUCKING WET like pic related
>sniff/lick real quick
>Godliest aroma I've ever encountered in my life.
>Boner the size of Texas
>"Hurry up user I'm dripping wet!"
>dad in the next room, gtfo of there so as not to be too suspicious
>Sis notices my boner and gives me a look of utter disappointment and hatred
>remember she hates my fucking guts...
>feels bad man...
>she goes back in and finishes her shower, I finish my beer.

The End.

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>Be me couple of months back
>Met a girl in Tinder and she invited me to her place
>Spent the evening eating and watching a movie
>It's pretty late and she invited me to spent the night
>I'm sure I'm getting laid
>We kiss, fondle, etc but she doesn't want to go further
>We go to sleep
>Wake up in the morning
>She goes to take a shower
>I'll go after her
>Find the panties she wore last night on top of ther laundry basket after I carefully peek under the cover
>They are soaking wet and slimy, I can tell she had been horny upon waking up
>Considering I'm leaving after taking a shower anyway, decide to sniff and lick her cunt slime soaked panties and jerk off while the shower is running
>Be done, come out of the bathroom, kiss her on the cheek, thank for the great evening, and leave


Not my proudest moment.

so this is a panty-licking not fucking thread ?

slimey slugs slithering up inside a fanny

but did you tell her to suck it?

no...

yes...

hot.

sorry

likewise...

y

me too.

she fucking hates me
she is my sister
dad already has suspicions of my lust for her
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>Sis notices my boner and gives me a look of utter disappointment and hatred

What were you doing, wearing tight leggings as well? Its your own damn fault if you can't hide your dick while walking past someone for 2 seconds.

yeesh that's ugly, sry

kys u fuckin pussy

lol
maybe I didn't try to hide it.

>>We kiss, fondle, etc but she doesn't want to go further

This is called last minute resistance, it's part of our society. She's freaking out because she doesn't want to be thought of as a slut. You're supposed to comfort her and press on to the sex part.

>Find the panties she wore last night on top of ther laundry basket after I carefully peek under the cover
>They are soaking wet and slimy, I can tell she had been horny upon waking up

Case and point.She probably told her co-workers about her weekend with another shitty guy who was too nice to fuck her how she wanted.

tHIS

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maybe your right.

>This is called last minute resistance, it's part of our society. She's freaking out because she doesn't want to be thought of as a slut.

Yeah sure, she even said she can't go all the way on the first date.

> You're supposed to comfort her and press on to the sex part.

Nah I just said no matter it's okay. I was fucking someone else anyway so I wasn't desperate for sex. In the heat of the moment I felt pretty annoyed that she chickened but I didn't want to pressure her, she was a nice girl.

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oh no Sup Forums my sister hates me. WAIT ! let me show her my boner, it's not like she's gonna hate me more, right ?

>Yeah sure, she even said she can't go all the way on the first date.
Yes, you need to pay more attention to what she does, and less attention to what she says. Her pussy was fucking drenched for you.

>Nah I just said no matter it's okay. I was fucking someone else anyway so I wasn't desperate for sex.
Whatever you say kid

> I didn't want to pressure her, she was a nice girl.
a nice girl who's getting dicked right now by someone who didn't friendzone himself.

Calm down, why are you so salty that I didn't fuck a girl after she repeatedly said she doesn't want to have sex that time? I'm not that desperate that I'm going to daterape a Tinder chick. Unless youre ugly, fat or autistic, you can pull pussy from Tinder pretty much any time you want if you live in at least a medium size city. It's no big deal.

You're the one telling the story about how you didn't get laid because you're a pussy. Why are you here reminiscing on that instead of getting laid?

That's gold... that guys is probably a beta fag that clearly is playing the nice guy in hopes to get pussy because he's too much of a bitch to be confident enough to fuck this chick.

exactly, so fuck it.
Bitch can rub one out to the thought of my dick, even if she does hate me.

Hate sex is great sex

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