You have encountered the mythical Dong of Long Statue

You have encountered the mythical Dong of Long Statue.

Every post in this topic will grant you an extra inch to your penis size.

How does someone carve this and think it is a good idea? "HURRR WE MAKU DU BIG PENISU"

>Every post in this topic will grant you an extra inch to your penis size.

Size doesn't matter, OP.

Inch by girth or inch by length?

You dont see the ties around him? he has a big dick but cant use it..

Other cultures are simply less prudish about these things.

Yoda was talking about height. Look at Dong of Long statue, he is short, but still has a giant cock with cock growing powers

both

why is that thing tied up?

Wow, that's a long dong.

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to further that question, what happens when you untie him?

Donger

It's a fertility idol you stupid cunt

Bamp

>I found the guy with the tiny dick.

Long Boy
HaHaHa

hehe

UNLIMITED DONG

gotta love japan

Like searching for a needle in a

thread full of average guys

LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOO

One inch is all I need! 1.5 inches here I come!

leave it to the Chinese to make such a thing

First Asian to actually have a cock long enough to sexually satisfy. His jealous gook friends tied him up so he could not brag over them. I'd be pissed too with such blue balls.

Hell yeah

Worth a shot

deal.

already 10 inches, don't need any more thanks

If dubs again, I want 4 extra inches in length and girth

Lets go!

let's do this.