ITT: Characters that remind you of yourself.
Pic related for me.
>Wear black shades and black leather outfits at night
>Quiet and stoic with limited eyelid movement
>Take a sword whenever I walk to the 7/11
>Feel like I could slash a vampire in two at any second
kill yourself
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so much cringe
kys
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>extremely meticulous and analytical
>prefer to crouch rather than sit
>love eating sweets
>feel like I'm the smartest person in the room at all times
Wrong neighborhood, fuckboy
cool story bro
Lurk moar newfriends
Sums me up
>a real cool guy
>watch out i can be crazy!
>kinda devious too
>a real bad boy
>the ladies think I'm hot stuff
>great at flying
>can fix my own stuff
>has giant eye
>can stalk people from great distance
>makes cool rings
>never moves
>hates Frodo
>controls mordor
>I'm always wearing my leaf ninja headband
>love practising throwing kunai knives
>I never give up(Believe it!).
>I love my waifu Hinata
>Helps everyone no matter what
>Warm
>Made for food
>Black
Every day we grow further from gods light
>googles pizzazz
You remind yourself of a nigger in a sm outfit.
With agresion problems.
gtfo nigger.
>I'm really akward
you are
>naive but aware of that naivety
>confident in my skill level
>often the last person to lose their cool
>a little dumb but not outright stupid
>can't not express it when I'm excited
But also
>tends to shirk away from social responsibility
>excruciatingly difficult upbringing
>constantly pressured by others to crumble before my fear and walk the path they think best suits me
>kind of a dick without trying to be
>still generally well intentioned
Jean Reno is awkward? always kinda seemed like a cool guy
Sounds a little like psychopathy
'Grandiose opinion of one self'
Ffs
>characters
>Both misunderstood
>Both genius level smart
>Sexy and the ladies love us
>Likes vodka
>Both us don't pee, poop, fart or burb
>Both only want whats best for our friends
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Who is he
I honestly don't doubt that. Not sure how you inferred that form the information given and I definitely don't hold myself in too high an esteem. By their is definitely something not quite right boiling under the surface.
>bawls
Fix your posture m8
Chronically masturbate and then dies alone
And a nigger that steals shit
this is a more accurate statement
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Nigga please
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is he out of prison yet?
>being this delusional
>have had to make hard decisions but still have the greater good in mind even if they look bad to others
>had his one true love abandon him because she didnt like the person he was becoming
>isnt in contact with any family members
>likes skulls
>has a deep voice
>wears bulky and heavy clothing
>is an introvert
>is the kinda guy to help out people who are loyal to him but will fuck you up if you try to betray him
>prefers the cold
>even have the same sword
im literally him
>Trying this hard to be funny.
I'm fucking wet from reading this. Please stab me in the pussy user-kun.
Jesus Christ you fucking 12 year old just off yourself now, do the world a fucking favour.
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How dare you, our love is pure
>filename
>prefers the cold
i laughed harder at that than i should have
>mentally ill
>forgets stuff
>secretly wants to be pretty
>has a tight little bod when in a dress
> skill beyond my peers
> heartthrob for women
> can be a good guy but if you get in the way of my goals I have no issue ending you in a second.
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Cocky, self-assured, and destined to fail
>never knows whats coming through that door
Kill yourself then cos your gonna die alone you mongoloid.
>Smirks while appearing at your back
"Wow, your a lot faster than last time kid..."
>wants to be alone for the greater good
You're right, how could I miss that one
Blade is god end yourself you lonely disgusting lardball
>so many of you fags falling for the same "le grimdark trenchcoat samurai" meme posted half a dozen times in the same thread
>get off Sup Forums. go read a book. please. for the species.
holy fuck ignore this thread and check out snap chaty .me right now
Bet you're a Dwight in real life
>Traitorous, weak-willed scum pursauded to murder an entire city and his father because a voice in his head told him to
I think you may be spot on, user
Underrated post.
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Love these
got any moar fag?
Pretty damn close. If nothing else I agree with the sentiment of the statement.
>only wears black
>literally unkillable with katana equipped
>incredibly classy fashion
>self assured atheist
>incredibly intelligent
>people intimidated without even trying
>girls find me awesome and tell me im a super nice guy
i like theses
Kek, implying that's truly how you feel. If only I could be so naive. Now tie that noose quickly faggot.
Social retard who looks inbred and is less funny than wet toilet paper.
Checked
But did you shoot first?
Checcccccccccccccked
>self assured atheist
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see this guy looks cool
>Like to be old fashioned
>Can kill anyone
>Linux over Winsomeshit
>As white as snow
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That's why I said it, dickcheese.
I have a better haircut, though.
indeed
You aren't the first person do doubt me or try to stop me.
> every day is the 5 kage summit for me
I have more skill and power in my arsenal than your entire family tree.
>impressive stock
Super nice guy....yea....
Fuuuuuuuuck.
Get after get. Fucking checked thread.
Easy.
nice trips
this is the most terrifying human ive ever seen
this
when did people stop understanding irony
Check these dubs
Okay okay, nice bait. Kek should've seen it coming. Can I be the Naruto to your Sasuke? Believe it?
....why do you keep following me?! Why won't you leave me alone!?
Sure man, minus the homoerotic undertone.
checked
Because they saved me from myself, they rescued me from my loneliness. They were the first to accept me for who I am. They're my friends.
As long as we say no homo we're all good for anything man,
>be nice to people
>drink wine
Cool if I raise your douchebag son?
>>Smart ass who always feels the need to point out the flaws in people's arguments.
>>Often the most knowledgeable(but not necessarily smartest) person in the room as I have an eidetic memory.
>>Constantly making observational jokes and making people laugh.
>>An asshole who openly mocks everyone around them, but is also self-deprecating.
>>Agnostic, weed smoker who laughs at illogical beliefs.
Fucking go for it man.
>stonger than other kids my age naturally
>now as an adult I'm stronger than 99.5% percent of the human population
>eats more than fatties more frequently
>still cut
>hair stands up
>12-14 wins in MMA
>Dumb af, unless it's fighting.
>may actually be retarded
Not me, my gym bro and best friend
If you're walking around with a sword, you are a massive faggot
Hes not agnostic user
This just makes you a dick
Massive faggot detected
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Kill yourself, faggot