I just started to boil my spaghetti, AMA

I just started to boil my spaghetti, AMA

Did you salt the water

Time stamp or this is fake

No I didn't.

I don't know how

Make sure you stir it regularly so it doesn't stick together.

Olive oil or marinara?

Hey pal you should put a bit of olive oil in it, helps to noodles not to stick together. Better than simply stirring that the faggot above me

Spagett!

Why the fuck are you boiling spaghetti in an omelette pan?

What shares should I invest in?

Let's see those tits

Thats a normal thing you absolute autist what are you? 11? Have you never cooked before?

Just added pepper and chilli flakes. Now I'm cracking 3 eggs into the water

FUCKING GAMESTOP

NONONO DON'T CRACK INTO THE PAN PUT THEM IN A BOWL MIX IT THEN PUT IN PAN

>omelette pan
>that lack of notion of depth

Are you retarded or just blind, kiddo?

Been cooking for 35 years, and just sat down after shaping the loaves of my artisan bread (12 hr pre-ferment). SO yeah, I know how to cook.

Most people not living in a dorm or their mom's basement tend to use a pot to boil pasta, not a NON STICK omelette pan.

Vegetable oil is better and cheaper than olive oil.

Great meatball recipe
3 cup plain bread crumbs
1/2 cup milk
2 tablespoons olive oil
1 onion, diced
1 pound ground beef
1 pound ground pork
2 eggs
1/4 bunch fresh parsley, chopped
3 cloves garlic, crushed
2 teaspoons salt
1 teaspoon ground black pepper
1/2 teaspoon red pepper flakes
Optional:
1 teaspoon dried Italian herb seasoning2 tablespoons grated Parmesan cheese

>doesn't know how to judge focal length.
>phones don't do wider angles and 35mm
>judge edge of PAN to kettle and stove top visible on upper left.

Yeah, I'M the retard.

Eggs are cooking nicely. Time to add cream cheese to the boil and milk.

Tomato sauce + tabasco's best

>know how to cook
>end to use a pot to boil pasta, not a NON STICK omelette pan

Goddamn you're retarded. Need to go see an eye doctor to get that lack of depth perception worked on.

Nah faggot, the oil doesn't actually do anything. Shit was disproven.

did you break the fucking spaghettis in half you uncivilized monster?

>Yeah, I'M the retard

We already know that, retard. Now just fuck off.

Are you down with OPP?

You fucked up those egg my man but whatever more pics? Maybe make some meatballs the other user suggested

The oil isn't to keep the pasta from sticking together, it's to keep the foaming on the top to a minimum.

Although you shouldn't be doing pasta at a hard boil anyway, just a gentle boil.

nicky you're a fag

Sup Forums at it again providing meatball recipes

Eggs are fine. I'm making my sauce out of fish heads and tuna.

Pics?

Trololololol

No shit? Damn, I'll have to start using it again. Thanks user.

This makes mustard gas

Sorry about that, guys i forgot i made this thread

Are you going to add hot dogs?

>dogs
gross no

OP here. Wife came home and she's already eaten dinner. She had black cock and pasta

Stop being edgy this is an actaul fucking meatball recipe and its great

if anyone has claimed to be op before right now they were fuckin lying, i was just gone

IT WAS MEEEE MUWAHAHAHAHA

Make them meatballs OP

You put a little bit of oil/butter on the noodles after they're drained to prevent sticking unless you're putting sauce on immediately. Oil in the water just keeps it from boiling over, dummy.

i dont have any meat, i have some sauce tho

Are those rice noodles or some kind of gluten free noodle?

i just used a lot of butter

this is what i used

Ah, ok. Just looked a little pale for wheat. Might just be the lighting.

kys, imposter

Make us a dish OP show your cooking skills

one sec, this is what I've got rn

delicious

makin some sauce rn

How rich are you 5 fucking dollars!?

i got money, i wont lie

From "On Food And Cooking: The Science And Lore Of The Kitchen" by Harold McGee

He might be a senior. Old people do that dumb shit. if not, then yeah, thats dumb as shit.

i didnt faggot, my roommate froze that shit and it broke when i dumped it out

Sorry about that

fair enough. btw, You should really try this.
I could drink this stuff right out of the jar.

can i get it at like giant eagle?

it says you can get the regular "Victoria".

My experience has seen the "White Linen" at
Costco. Sorry bro.

bummer, well I'll keep it in mind if I'm near one

Shannon is that you?

Anyway, gotta jet. But as long as you're not using
Ragu *shudders*, any spaget is good spaget!