/Africa/

Africa general
Racists not welcome

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back to nairaland with you

this site could really use some african shitposting

african /r9k/

I can't even understand the last line. Is he saying that they engage in oral sex?

What the fuck lmao

not even Africa is safe from feminists

You're welcome to Nairaland, user.

absolutely fucking based. It literally mirrors Sup Forums's "white women are horrible to date/marry" daily threads.

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>it's a human nature to shitpost
the more you know

Requesting that Nairaland threat where people complain they can't get girlfriends because whites steal all the nigerian girls. Did anyone screencap it?

I don't think I've ever gotten a (You) from an African. Please gib

this can't be real

damn, I thought I had saved more
but just go to nairaland forums and see for yourself, pretty much every thread is gold

Tell me about Nigeria, what is going on in this country?

>Islamist fighters in the north
>TONS of oil
>crazy population growth
>all old used cars of the entire world end up there somehow

If I didn't know it was real I would assume it's something out of a novel

Also why do other Africans hate you?
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I'll need your credit card number first, user
^:)

Hello, I'm German and white, but my country looks like north Africa - hope this helps. Fare thee well

Viva la Africa!
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They're just jealous.

Largest economy in Africa, biaaaatch

not a real country

>Taking them rants of an IPOB Flat head seriously
Baka desu senpai

Are you a Nigerian prince, perhaps? :^)
Thanks Tobias Al-Ahmedi

unironically thought another african country entered the thread desu

Y-y-yes
Do you want my inheritance?

I just need your credit card number :^)

I am actually impressed. People are friendly and try to help. The only bad thing I noticed is mentoring attitude some people have even though they write absolute bullshit.

How are you my nigerian friend?

Very good, Alberto
How are you?

I'm good, above all because summer's over

So where are all the Africanons? All I see is Nigeria

Hello I live in Chicago which is basically africa what is happening my fellow negros

Don't Africans hate black Americans?

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> Hello I live in Chicago which is basically africa what is happening my fellow negros
At least your don't live in Detroit.
> Don't Africans hate black Americans?
Fucking akatas
They made us look bad

The sudanese poster didn't count?

It's truth that nigerians don't like yorubas?

Oh yeah. But even then, there's very few posters from Western, Central or Eastern Africa on here.

I saw your brother in the zoo.

A somali used to post some months ago, he even posted a picture to prove that he really lived in somalia

Yorubas are Nigerians.
There's tribalism like there's racism in the states and the UK but overall we get along pretty well.

Yeah I remember him, he posted on Sup Forums a lot

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Do you have internet cap? How fast is an average internet? I was thinking uploading some programming books I have on mega.nz and post links on nairaland.

I will take your inheritance and my credit card number but you must first give me a small loan of $1000 and then I will give you my gold ok? :^)

rude

> Do you have internet cap?
Depends on ISP
> How fast is an average internet?
Depends on ISP and location.
Some ISPs have shitty speeds some places, while other places have God tier speed
Pic related
> I was thinking uploading some programming books I have on mega.nz and post links on nairaland.
Please, do
Not many people use Mega
You can mirror it on another hosting site, zippyshare, dailyuploads, datafilehost, etc

Gold is worthless.

Your credit card number would do. :)

How many people in Nigeria know about Sup Forums?

That live in Nigeria?
Not much, honestly.
Most of the ones that know about it think it's a racist cesspool of pedophiles( which is true of course. )

I've met some on Sup Forums and Sup Forums that live in Nigeria and know Sup Forums, but the majority of Nigerians that know about Sup Forums and post here live abroad.

We used to have regular /Africa/ threads sometime last year

On what part of Nigeria do you live?

I want a gf

>I made this
Reminder: both East Africa and West Africa developed some kind of writing systems by the 9th century while Finns literally couldn't figure it out until the 16th century despite the cultural and geographical proximity with European civilizations.
Don't take credit for things you didn't invent

He doesn't know the ancient language of Spurdonese

South West
Lagos, precisely

black gf?

Hello nigger

Jesus.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Of course
Hello ugly:-D

>when most meds had a writing system much earlier than anyone else
>when the current writing system was formalised by one of the meds

I want to colonise that ass

>Brazil have worse internet than Afrika.

>racists not welcome

Does it really bother you that someone you never met has a low opinion of you, for nonsense reasons?

The Fuck you say, cumskin?!
Not today, my pale kin!

Whad da fug u saie 2 me neanderthal?

GREEN PERU
THE CYCLE IS COMPLETE

You call me a Neanderthal,

Though their genes are in your balls

Why is there an entire thread dedicated for Toto's song Africa?

LOL post more

why are they penises

DAS RITE!

I ask you my dumb fool

Show your asshole and your jewels

Nigger

Oh Britain thinks it's cool

But their people are ugly fools

"Nigga, get your black ass outta here"

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This is a blue board user. Bring that lewdness back to /soc/

This imperial is sad

And his YouTube links are bad

I was honestly just kidding

You don't have to do my bidding

Ah the poetic poster
Methinks he be a poser

You probably are right

Unfortunately you're white

You cant be too bright
But of course
Youre not White

I'm going to go fap

So I'll leave you with this BRAAAAAAAP

My friend i implore you
Dont let your wife cook for you

For you raise such a stink
That you made me blink

But i'll leave you with this
Though fapping be not not amiss
Those bowel movements cant be good for you

Not in the least.
I have 'minority' friends and we call each other slurs.
So IDGAF
Don't want dumb Sup Forumsacks to bump the thread to the limit, I just ignore them.

Kek

Tell me about Angola. Is it a nice place?

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Isn't Luanda literally the most expensive city in the world?
The urban planning for big cities seems to be quite decent. A friend of mine used to live there (can't remember which city), he once got his appartment robbed despite living on the third floor. They broke into his house from the rooftop, it seems.
Here are some pics from his FB profile

Things are getting old, they should put a new coat of paint.

Funny how the streets are empty