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settle canada edition

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janny? is it safe?

just a bigger scotland

*looks around nervously*

Canada is the Scotland of NA.

RE: the last thread

I don't actually want anyone else around 'to do stuff with' or emotionally support me, beyond those I already have. I think the epiphany reveals time and time again that I'm only interested in women for sex, which is a vastly more complicated and costly proposition than just wanking.

That '99% of the time' is just me being horny and/or bored.

shut the FUCK up

>tfw read the virgin walk image and it describes me perfectly

any grim shots of coleman's leg??

it's designed to.

currently drinking bourbon straight

if i wasn't poor i'd do this every day

who /hangover/ here?

'stenin' t' 'rillaz

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*fills the thread with my putrid effervescence*

How does hair overreact to wind?

I want to go to Toronto. Is it awesome there?

andromeda is better

i did the citizenship test online and didn't pass.

do i have to convert to islam or are the chinks discriminating against mongols?

Yeah probably. Full of left wing wankers who speak funny and shouldn't be independent

I posted one of the oldest settled and densely populated areas of the country, so as to dampen the traditional british agoraphobia experienced when in true unadulterated nature

this area has been continuously settled by loyalists since at least the 18th century

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It doesn't fit me.

I see a lot of you lads about though.

the virgin is too self conscious to use product

when you don't wash it it sticks together and therefore there are bigger chunks flapping in the wind

Hair: "OOH INNIT WINDY?? BLUSTERY IT IS! OOH I'M ALL OVER THE PLACE 'ERE, CAN'T BLIMMIN' STAND IT! GET TO SHELTER I'M FLAPPIN'!"

every single one of these new songs is shit

I have a physical revulsion to nigger noises

How can anyone justify living if we are all doomed to die?

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NA is a default landscape in a video game compared to europe

Product doesn't work well with my hair since it's curly

might start a math cult lads.
going to execute anyone who believes in irrational numbers

because we make the games, for the most part

muslim concentration camps when

where's yankland (New England)

Rather hungover

Regret going out because I spent so much but I had to do it because it was my mate's 21st

>we will never make contact with a friendly alien species
>i will never make friends with an alien bro
>we will never talk about the mysteries of the universe and question the meaning of existence

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Which part of England are you from lads?

ah so you're a child

you didn't have to do anything

No, you didn't put the landscape in games. Your landscape looks like it's from games. Stretched out and empty . look at yankland, literally just 2 coastlines

You didn't find a lovely bird? Bollocks mate

feel shit too

managed to have a great night on only €15 though haha

team

me riding the m

Liverpool desu

toronto is boring. Its a smaller version of NYC with pakistanis and chinese instead of black and puerto ricans. Montreal has more far more character and it has more stuff to do anyway. It also has a much more vibrant night life, and a better public transportation system. Lastly, everything here from the alcohol to food to rent is cheaper. The only downside is that a portion of the population is monolingual french

If aliens are discovered you'll be relegated to 4th place below alien chads, alien spergs and people chads

Everything French is better than everything Anglo

You're right

But he invited me out to celebrate his 21st and he's not got many mates here

Unfortunately not
Trimmed my pubes and all

I think I spent about £120

ebbingflo

>spent about £120
fuck were you drinking lad?

come to montreal and have a coffee and croissant in the plateau looking at the cute hipster girls cycling by jean mance park

its basically paris in north america

...

What's going on with all the fucked up county borders on this map?

ah yes and you'll be an alpha male

dance for me, puppets

why would you want to go to canada? literally became 1984 yesterday

4 of these were me

explain

1984 the year or 1984 the book?

It would be significantly easier and cheaper for e to go to Paris haha

Few cocktails then just beer and shots then a taxi home.

To be fair I could have spent a lot less. If I bought less drinks for other people and also just drank less. I get too generous when I'm drunk.

*dances for you*

consuming some boiled unfetilised chicken ovums on carbonised sliced bread smeared with vegetable oils

Really triggers me how yanks pronounce mirror as "meer"

the movie

>vegetable oils
lol loser

>london
>white

Absolute mong

good movie

she was very hairy

>he says from the United Kingdom of CCTVs

lovely

having some stuffed capsicums for lunch myself

Australia is pretty much the only country that's just as nanny state as Britain

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at least im allowed to criticise particular ideologies that people willingly subscribe to. not any more in Canada.

not even going to debate this, i got fined for riding a bicycle with a helmet once. fucking bullshit.

Lol

NHS regions

>fined for riding a bicycle with a helmet
wat

the pearl of europe

me waving my hand

Ahh yes Canada is 99% white isn't it

i guess it's the price we pay for having a world class universal healthcare system

me on the left

just realised how terrible McGregor's line delivery is here

sounds like he's reading them off the page

He meant without. It's been a law for decades but he's a runt who couldn't be bothered wearing a helmet and is going to cry he got punished got breaking a law (sidenote: have done it myself, unless he was on a busy road or caught multiple times the cops will just give you a talk and send you off)

Shan't be having it, he needs to fuck off

montreal the city proper is 68% white and the greater region is around 85% white. its also highly segregated. downtown, the plateau, east end and west end are all white. there is an ethnic ghetto called montreal nord where most of them live, the south americans and haitians

Thought I had 150 ETH but I've only got 125

Few weeks ago my dad said he'd lend me some money but he's been dodging my calls since

Could have made a lot more money. Like enough to buy a house if the price goes up to what I think it will in a few years.

Now it will make enough for a deposit outside of London at most. Not much use to me really.

>getting fined for something like that

only had 4 beers last night and I'm fucking hungover

must be getting old

Going to be hilarious in 20 years when Sup Forums tards realise immigration is never stopping, and all western nations WILL be diverse.

Like I said I've never once been fined and I haven't heard of anyone else being fined, he would have had to have been a gigarunt to get slapped with it. NO sympathy for his sort

and arabs, mostly arabs.

it's a stupid law

who the fuck gets into a bicycle accident?

ha ha, guess your Saturday is ruined

you're all a bunch of knobgobblin hobgoblins

reckon it'll be the opposite desu
Sup Forumstards are getting worked up over nothing

you too x

>United colors of Benetton
pottery