settle canada edition
/brit/
janny? is it safe?
just a bigger scotland
*looks around nervously*
Canada is the Scotland of NA.
RE: the last thread
I don't actually want anyone else around 'to do stuff with' or emotionally support me, beyond those I already have. I think the epiphany reveals time and time again that I'm only interested in women for sex, which is a vastly more complicated and costly proposition than just wanking.
That '99% of the time' is just me being horny and/or bored.
shut the FUCK up
>tfw read the virgin walk image and it describes me perfectly
any grim shots of coleman's leg??
it's designed to.
currently drinking bourbon straight
if i wasn't poor i'd do this every day
who /hangover/ here?
'stenin' t' 'rillaz
*fills the thread with my putrid effervescence*
How does hair overreact to wind?
I want to go to Toronto. Is it awesome there?
andromeda is better
i did the citizenship test online and didn't pass.
do i have to convert to islam or are the chinks discriminating against mongols?
Yeah probably. Full of left wing wankers who speak funny and shouldn't be independent
I posted one of the oldest settled and densely populated areas of the country, so as to dampen the traditional british agoraphobia experienced when in true unadulterated nature
this area has been continuously settled by loyalists since at least the 18th century
It doesn't fit me.
I see a lot of you lads about though.
the virgin is too self conscious to use product
when you don't wash it it sticks together and therefore there are bigger chunks flapping in the wind
Hair: "OOH INNIT WINDY?? BLUSTERY IT IS! OOH I'M ALL OVER THE PLACE 'ERE, CAN'T BLIMMIN' STAND IT! GET TO SHELTER I'M FLAPPIN'!"
every single one of these new songs is shit
I have a physical revulsion to nigger noises
How can anyone justify living if we are all doomed to die?
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Important
NA is a default landscape in a video game compared to europe
Product doesn't work well with my hair since it's curly
might start a math cult lads.
going to execute anyone who believes in irrational numbers
because we make the games, for the most part
muslim concentration camps when
where's yankland (New England)
Rather hungover
Regret going out because I spent so much but I had to do it because it was my mate's 21st
>we will never make contact with a friendly alien species
>i will never make friends with an alien bro
>we will never talk about the mysteries of the universe and question the meaning of existence
vote or face genocide
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Which part of England are you from lads?
ah so you're a child
you didn't have to do anything
No, you didn't put the landscape in games. Your landscape looks like it's from games. Stretched out and empty . look at yankland, literally just 2 coastlines
You didn't find a lovely bird? Bollocks mate
feel shit too
managed to have a great night on only €15 though haha
team
me riding the m
Liverpool desu
toronto is boring. Its a smaller version of NYC with pakistanis and chinese instead of black and puerto ricans. Montreal has more far more character and it has more stuff to do anyway. It also has a much more vibrant night life, and a better public transportation system. Lastly, everything here from the alcohol to food to rent is cheaper. The only downside is that a portion of the population is monolingual french
If aliens are discovered you'll be relegated to 4th place below alien chads, alien spergs and people chads
Everything French is better than everything Anglo
You're right
But he invited me out to celebrate his 21st and he's not got many mates here
Unfortunately not
Trimmed my pubes and all
I think I spent about £120
ebbingflo
>spent about £120
fuck were you drinking lad?
come to montreal and have a coffee and croissant in the plateau looking at the cute hipster girls cycling by jean mance park
its basically paris in north america
...
What's going on with all the fucked up county borders on this map?
ah yes and you'll be an alpha male
dance for me, puppets
why would you want to go to canada? literally became 1984 yesterday
4 of these were me
explain
1984 the year or 1984 the book?
It would be significantly easier and cheaper for e to go to Paris haha
Few cocktails then just beer and shots then a taxi home.
To be fair I could have spent a lot less. If I bought less drinks for other people and also just drank less. I get too generous when I'm drunk.
*dances for you*
consuming some boiled unfetilised chicken ovums on carbonised sliced bread smeared with vegetable oils
Really triggers me how yanks pronounce mirror as "meer"
the movie
>vegetable oils
lol loser
>london
>white
Absolute mong
good movie
she was very hairy
>he says from the United Kingdom of CCTVs
lovely
having some stuffed capsicums for lunch myself
Australia is pretty much the only country that's just as nanny state as Britain
at least im allowed to criticise particular ideologies that people willingly subscribe to. not any more in Canada.
not even going to debate this, i got fined for riding a bicycle with a helmet once. fucking bullshit.
Lol
NHS regions
>fined for riding a bicycle with a helmet
wat
the pearl of europe
me waving my hand
Ahh yes Canada is 99% white isn't it
i guess it's the price we pay for having a world class universal healthcare system
me on the left
just realised how terrible McGregor's line delivery is here
sounds like he's reading them off the page
He meant without. It's been a law for decades but he's a runt who couldn't be bothered wearing a helmet and is going to cry he got punished got breaking a law (sidenote: have done it myself, unless he was on a busy road or caught multiple times the cops will just give you a talk and send you off)
Shan't be having it, he needs to fuck off
montreal the city proper is 68% white and the greater region is around 85% white. its also highly segregated. downtown, the plateau, east end and west end are all white. there is an ethnic ghetto called montreal nord where most of them live, the south americans and haitians
Thought I had 150 ETH but I've only got 125
Few weeks ago my dad said he'd lend me some money but he's been dodging my calls since
Could have made a lot more money. Like enough to buy a house if the price goes up to what I think it will in a few years.
Now it will make enough for a deposit outside of London at most. Not much use to me really.
>getting fined for something like that
only had 4 beers last night and I'm fucking hungover
must be getting old
Going to be hilarious in 20 years when Sup Forums tards realise immigration is never stopping, and all western nations WILL be diverse.
Like I said I've never once been fined and I haven't heard of anyone else being fined, he would have had to have been a gigarunt to get slapped with it. NO sympathy for his sort
and arabs, mostly arabs.
it's a stupid law
who the fuck gets into a bicycle accident?
ha ha, guess your Saturday is ruined
you're all a bunch of knobgobblin hobgoblins
reckon it'll be the opposite desu
Sup Forumstards are getting worked up over nothing
you too x
>United colors of Benetton
pottery