I hate this nasally-voiced fucker I wanna punch him in the throat every time I see him on tv
I hate this nasally-voiced fucker I wanna punch him in the throat every time I see him on tv
reign in you violent tendencies
we are all one
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he is a lying little shit
His suit always looks really tight
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yup.
He is what I imagine a manchild to look and sound like
holy fuck, really? you mean to tell me that he's the first white house press secretary to lie to the american people?
>you can't turn the TV off.
Don't be so angry. Everything is theatre.
Whenever I see him, I am reminded of this guy.
Both of them fools. Both of them spreading lies for their boss.
I've never liked a press secretary yet. Then again, if I were him, I'd probably be a dick just from dealing with those press corps jackals. I'd be the Bill Belichick of press secretaries, just giving one-word answers, death glares, and telling reporters how fucking stupid they are. Pretty sure Belichick has way better job security, though. He could whip out his dick on live TV and Robert Kraft wouldn't care.
I'll this deer
Is he too spicy for your senpai?
I kinda feel bad for him. He knows he has to eat shit every damn day, and I see him lose his temper and shit. I expect he has to chug down whiskey and drop a xanax before going out there. Some day he's going to Bud Dywer out there or at least rage quit.
Thats pretty much the press secretary's job in any administration.
Yeah dude I'm so sick of seeing his stupid ass forehead
I don't know how people accept his shitty attitude in those conferences, the way he talked to April the other day is just a joke.
"Russias your problem not ours"
ROFL. You're being investigated you retarded fivehead egotist
pls don't i beg you
I hadn't realized his voice was so high-pitched. It does make him somewhat hard to take seriously.
That, and the angry, unapologetic lying.
>Yeah dude I'm so sick of seeing his stupid ass forehead
I keked way too hard at this
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his voice sounds exactly like Paul Ryan. Close your eyes and you cant tell the difference.
I'm not gonna lie though, when he said "don't make me pull the podium move" to that lady I laughed harder than I have in a long ass time
He could totally change his image with sarcasm but I'm pretty sure "dead inside" is a job prerequisite to work for Trump
bumper man
Yeah I hate that guy too and I'm a Trump supporter
You know who has a weird voice and cadence of speech? that fed chic Janet Yellen.
It just sounds weird when she talks.
If hillary had won (she didn't LOL), and hired Spicer as PS.....you'd want to tongue his anus with love.
Uh no, he would still sound obnoxious
m'kay
>Won
won the popular vote of the 60% of the US that actually voted, in other words she got about 30.6% of population of the US behind the dems (cause lets face it if she'd been running under the Clinton party she probably wouldn't have even got 10%)
>Not my president
fight me irl faggot
a shining example of liberal tolerance and love
He really does have small hands.
I ain't a fuckin liberal he's just got an annoying voice
You should have called him "kid".
He does have a little girl's voice. Just noticed it yesterday. First time I actually listened to him. Did you know he used to be the Easter bunny?
He's like Chuck-you Todd, then
Here he is, busy being a republican.
That's super creepy.
>Did you know he used to be the Easter bunny?
This is new information to me.
Spicer's lisp make him sound like a child. Why don't people work on fixing this if they have lisp - it is correctable with therapy. Jesus, lispers are everywhere now - Jake Trapper, Chris Christi, Giuliani, Christian Bale. Mommy thought their lisp was so cute and now they speak as children as adults.They also slobber on you if they have a lateral lisp (sloppy lisp) like Giuliani.
>tfw have a lisp but am working tirelessly to get rid of it
Family tells me to stop trying but fuck them
They love you just the way you are.
I Iike that. Good family. Hug them. Everything I ever did was wrong.
Keep it up, you'll get there. I know people that have corrected their lisp.
Melissa-Harris Perry had one and she is in her 30s. It seems to be almost completely gone now.
>someone else did it so that makes it ok
bumperino
Just got 8 more years of him buddy
He's the worst
No he doesn't. Maybe a bit mono tone but do you seem like you are forcing this? I like that he is stern and does not let people cram bullshit down his throat or put words in his mouth.
That guy sucks.
I almost feel bad for spicer. There's virtually no way to put a good spin on most of Trump's insanity, and this poor faggot has to get up in front of the whole world day after day and try to do it anyway. You can tell he's starting to crack a bit and it's just a matter of time before they sack him.
>does not let people cram bullshit down his throat or put words in his mouth
that's probably because his mouth is already full of trump cock
Seriously? Have you forgotten Robert Gibbs?
Pic 1. You've seen this before...
Look familiar?
Pic 2.
o shit
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