What are some funny/weird town names in your country?

What are some funny/weird town names in your country?

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pallivaha

>testicle wax

I guess the most understandable for you anglo is this one

>posting Poowong when Straya can instantly steal the show with fucking EROMANGA

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Postoloprty
>farts on the table
Řitka
>smaller ass
Pičín
>pussytown
Kozojedy
>goat eaters
Hrdlořezy
>throat cutters
Konopiště
>weed town
Mokrovousy
>wet beards

And many more

Isn't there an Australian town that has a giant pineapple and has had tons of nuclear and social engineering tests done on it

I think we got a village named "Die" in the southeast

Marx
Engels
Tagliatti

>Hébécrevon
litteraly, "well... let's die"

Dambaegogae
>Cigarette village
Ori yuk
>Duck station
Jungjagong
>Sperm town

Samsung-dong
>Samsung town

Not really the point of this thread, but still funny.

>fnaskberget
Hookermountain
>horsby
Whoresvillage
>kåtaträsket
Hornyswamp
>kräkånger
Pukeregret
>runkarp
Jack off-croft
>snålkuk
Cheapcock
>mänsträsk
Menstruationswamp
>fröslida
Seedpussy
>intrånget
The penetration
>brittas hål
Bittas hole

-Homeperseensuo (Moldy Ass Swamp)
-Koirankyrpäoja (Dog Dick Ditch)
-Nahkahousut (Leather Pants)
-Pallivaha (Testicle Wax)
-Rovastinnanpillu (Senior Priest’s Wive’s Pussy)
-Viheltävän vitun aapa (Bog of the Whistling Pussy)
-Neekerisaari (Negro Island)
-Peräpukama (Hemorrhoid)
-Pervonkallio (Pervert’s Rock)
-Hätäpaskanlähde (Emergency Shit Spring)
-Vittuvilkkamalampi (Pond of Flashing Pussies)
-Saaranpaskantamasaari (Island Shat by Sarah)
-Joulu-Viinavaara (Christmas Booze Danger)
-Persehuokonen (Ass Pore)

and Äteritsiputeritsipuolilautatsijänkä

but most are just place names not towns

Mandatory

Tuji Grm
>foreign bush
Mokronog
>wetfooted
Lipoglav
>birch-headed
Črna na Koroškem
>black in Carinthia
Novi svet
>the new world
Ščurki
>cockroaches

well........

well idk if this is funny but there is sooq al hoot
meaning whale market
........people here refer to fish with the arabic word for whale..........................
yes..

>CONDOM
Oh shit

Tsu (津)
Maybe the shortest name of the city in Japan.

The legend says these names were born when swedes hundeds of years ago asked locals what are some lakes or hills called and finns autistically memed and told theyre" ass mountain" or "wolverines dick island :DD"

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There's one named "Mort-aux-juifs" which means "death to jews".

Hell (meaning luck or tilt)

youtube.com/watch?v=rriSNjEVmFQ

Cuntis is 15 minutes from MY town
Its actually full of cunts Irl too

Łódź.
Second largest city in Poland.
Literally means "boat".

Not in Straya'.. But this one needs a mention

OwO in Nigeria

>look just under
>Valence-sur-Baise

thelocal.es/galleries/Other/spains-strangest-place-names

Two of my favourites out east

Glenburnie-Birchy Head-Shoal Brook in Newfoundland

Theres also a place in Cape Breton, I forget the exact name but it goes something like East South North East Margaree

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And

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kurvelesh
means damned whore
it was named after an old saying

fshati digjet (the village burns)
kurva krihet (the whore combs her hair)

pic related

Is it saying that the whore does not care about the village being burned?

>kurva in Albanian

yes

while this town is called puke