How did you lose your virginity, Sup Forums?

How did you lose your virginity, Sup Forums?

Tell me your story.

i got laid in one of my dreams. it was cool. never happened again though

Met a willing girl on teenspot (a fatty, sadly)
Arranged to pick her up at the mall.
Fucked her in my car in the parkade.

my parents were out of town for some reason, so my gf and i fucked in my bed. it was painful for her and i didn't even cum the first time. it got much better thereafter, though

I did not

I didnt

got fucked in the ass by my dog

Went to a party during a low part of my life. Trailer trash girl was flirting with me and my "friends" at the time thought it would be a good idea if i hooked up with her.
Had sex right around the time I turned 19, hung out with for the next few months as well. Came to my senses about 2 months into this all, realizing my friends were not the best and maybe doing drugs everyday wasn't a good life choice. She said she wanted me to not go to college etc, called it off. Whole group of people got mad at them and haven't talked to them since. So that's how it happened....

My first gf junior year of hs. She couldn't get me off with mouth or hands so a month after our first date her dad left with her twin sis and we banged on her twin sized bed with fairy sheets. Hurt for both of us, neither came.

I had sex in the back of a target parking lot in my car for my first time

>tfw I'm 21
>tfw I will never lose my virginity at the age of 19, ever.

Fuck. What am I doing with my life?

with my neighbor when i was 9 or 10, in my house after we started talking about sex... she was 13~14

>Just turned 21

Same. Fuck my life. I'm a virgin but at least I'm not a kissless virgin.

...

Very carefully

You all talking about how you're like 21 and you still have never had sex. I was 13 guy was about a year older then me. Very much pain, only dated girls ever since.

Mine was pretty embarrassing

>be me 17
>junior in high school dating senior
>hanging out at friends house one day when he wasn't home (he was cool with it)
>decide to smoke a bit before heading to do the jiggy
>we had talked about it so I knew it would happen
>previous gf wanted to wait til marriage so no bone
>proceed to bedroom
>realize I am way too fucking high rn
>things start heating up and I go to put condom on
>dick too soft
>unsure if I was too nervous, high, or just not into her enough
>she tries to sit on my soft dick
>not working, change position
>good ol' missionary
>proceed to shake floppy in her
>give up, she tells me it's alright shit happens

I broke up with her about a month ago, this happened a bit before we started dating. We didn't even date a month.

Why did it hurt for you

I can top dat nigga, bump the thread while I greentext this

I've masturbated while texting a girl who was masturbating at the same time as me on the other side of the globe. ...Does that count?

no

nice trips

>be 18 yo me
>gf went abroad for 6 months
>immediately plan to fuck
>ask a bro for his bachelor pad
>only uses it to party and bone bitches, he says OK
>gives me the key
>awwwyisssss.png
>didn't know he had a party the day before
>take girl there, smells like vomit and stale booze
>start fondling in the wretched sofa

Cont.

>>be horny virgin
>>watch porn almost everyday
>>spittin game is a good 7/10
>>be 7/10
>>meet grill from tinder
>>grill is 6/10 ugh
>>fuck grill
>>cant stay hard
>>tl dr
its not really worth it user.

Lost mine at 15

>we go to the bedroom
>velvet red fucking covers
>she goes to the bathroom to get changed
>the horror.mov
>fucking bathroom full of piss and shit and blood
>tp all over he place
>she goes out horrified, and me too because I wanted to piss so bad
>fuck it, I can do this
>start boning

Cont niggaz, plz bump

Of course it's not worth it if you're going to have shitty sex, faggot. Your fault for attempting to fuck an ugly.

>be 16 yr old me
>go to girlfriend of 9 months house
>there with 2 of our other friends
>we watch high school musical
>i cum on her ass after losing my virginity to "all in this together"
>no regrets

>>we watch high school musical
>>i cum on her ass after losing my virginity to "all in this together"

Long story short,
>slutty little petite 6/10 redhead.
>me 16

Red and her friend snuck me and my buddy into her dads place one night. Buddy got a handjob in reds bedroom from the friend and I lost my v card on the floor of the bathroom next to her dads bedroom. It was pretty cool but I always thought it was gay red offered them the bedroom

>Be me
>High School graduation trip with best friend
>Fly to Aruba, rent a house with a pool
>We fuck around the Hotel Row or whatever in Oranjestad
>Decide to go gambling
>We don't like anything but discover 'Craps.'
>Virgin's Luck hits us, we win $1,500 in 2 hours of playing for the first time
>2 18 year-olds ran tables, had a whole group of adults (30-70 years old) following us around because we were 'hot' and ran tables
>Everyone won money, even won one dude almost $10,000 the first night.
>We start going nightly, and about 1/3 into the vacation we stumble out of a casino plastered from whiskey and coke
>Some weird guy comes up to us
>"Wanna buy some grass?"
>My Sup Forumsro used to deal, so he smelled a rip off
>Negotiated a deal- 1oz for like $125
>We get fucking stoned, and smoke with people we gambled with for fun
>One guy says," You kids are fucking awesome, you should go to Saint Nicolas and party at the bars there. I did that when I was your age."
>Okay.jpg
>We get a taxi and drive there
>Walking down the strip, little did we know it was a Red Light District
>Instantboner.exe
>Walk into a brothel, start chatting with women and turn around to find Sup Forumsro going up the stairs with a hot piece of Colombian ass
>I talk to this chick from the Venezuela with a fat ass, she takes me to her room
>Pays $30 for 1 hours or 2 nuts within the hour
>Hands her the money
cont

>virgin me only knows 3 positions, and she hates doggy
>we get bored
>I last half a fucking hour
>can't cum because I need to piss and can only think of that
>fake orgasm, yes, on my first boning
>go to the kitchen to get rid of condom
>throw it through the window
>piss on a cabinet
>smell of fresh pee through the place
>mfw she noticed and looked me in the eyes

Never boned her again.

Bought a hooker off craigslist when I was like 19. Big fake titty blonde, really hot and nice. Was maybe the worst sex of my life. I stayed hard, but just felt absolutely nothing. Lots of good experiences since then but yeah just felt absolutely nothing for her. Dont regret getting it over with though, was fucking my life up, after that I chilled out alot more.

>She immediately gets naked, and pulls off a cocktail dress with no bra and a red/black g-string
>Tells me to 'Get naked'
>Oblige, pull cloths off and semi-hard, trying to play cool
>Puts condom in her mouth, rolls it over my cock
>She then mounts me and rubs her pussy lips on my cock, makes me rock hard like cutting diamonds.png
>Goes down on me for a minute or two, sucking dick like a pro, praying I don't nut like a virgin
>Survive the blowjob, she mounts me and begins to ride my cock into the Nth dimension
>I last about three minutes and just fill up the condom to full capacity
>She pulls it off, I wipe my cock off and roll on another condom
>Fuck her in the ass for a while, then she rides me
>Able to last a while now I blew my first load
>Rode me for about 10 minutes, then I nutted outright again
>She let me hit it one last time for free
>Hit it in doggy-style
>Pulled muscle in my ass while doing doggy
>Came buckets a third time, then cleaned up and left

That's how I lost my virginity, Sup Forumsros. From a Venezuelan whore while drunk and high for a grad trip.

Wild story, user.

Does being molested at 5yo count?

Was there penetration? If so, then yes.

Only if dick in pussy

met an asian girl off /soc/

lost mine at 15, me and my close friend were just hanging out then she got the great idea to go on omegle and tell people we were bother and sister then kiss and see the reaction. It started out as little pecks but every time we did it we kissed longer and longer until we were making out after awhile she was sucking me off i pulled her back up and said "i'll only use the tip" then we fucked for almost 4 hours

You did not fuck for 4 hours as a 15 year old.

>be me
>be 16
>get into argument with gf about partying too much
>decide to go to friends Halloween party
>see ex with her new bf
>ask cousin to bring me bud to get her high
>her boyfriend gets the shits so he has to leave
>1 am
>start smoking with ex and getting really close and touchy
>host of party is also friends with my gf so I have to be careful
>cousin brings more beer
>ex and I go with everyone else to seem less suspicious (only 10 people at party now)
>nothing happens for an hour until host (bestfriend) thinks he saw us kiss
>we never kissed
>she tells him shit and he calls my gf
>cousins, friends, and rest of the party decide to go to a park and finish the night there.
>everyone gets too drunk so they go home
>cousins leave together so I can leave with ex
>I go with her
3am
>she pulls over in a deserted road
>gets emotional and asks why I ended it
>talk for about 10 minutes about relationship
>lean in for a kiss
>she kisses back
>she gets on top off me and throws my bald cap off (was dressed as priest)
>we make out for and I start sucking on her tits for about 20 minutes
>she grinds on me furiously for those 20 mins
>tell her she's going to make me cum in my pants
>she says good I want you to
>tell her to let me fuck her
>she asks if I have condom
>have no condom so we cont to make out
>10 mins later I start to pick her up a bit and pull her pants off
>she tells me fine but she wants to get bottom
>switch positions
Small car so I'm uncomfortable
>doesn't matter really horny
>take her panties off and she's soaking
>pull my dick out and I can feel my pulse through it
>heart starts beating and time feels slower than usual
>start making out with her and slowly slide it in
>fuckinhurtsme
>feels like my foreskin is getting ripped open
>don't care keep going
>2 mins in feel like I'm going to bust
>I don't so we keep going for about 45 mins
>fall asleep inside of her
>think she did too since we were both cross faded
>wakes up and she drops me off

>22
>best dude friend and me go out for a few drinks after he got dumped
> at that momment i was only a mild faggot
> Hes no faggot
> we get so drunk we get kicked out and he forgets where he lives.
> we go to my place,
> Friend pulls out a little black book and we find two nunbers and call them up
> I got laid and my friend ended up crying the whole night about his girl.

>Not as you expected huh.

>omegle
That place is pretty fucking legit. Met many nice girls on there. Problem is, the ratio of females to males is 1 in a thousand, and the percentage of those girls that you'd have any chance with is even smaller. Would only recommend if you're extremely autistic and like pressing the ESC key a lot.

Not much happens after that, we fuck a few more times. She's almost 3 years older than me and she's getting married now. Miss her pussy because 10/10

Also sorry about shit green text first time making one.

we didnt fuck the whole 4 hours thats just how long the whole thing lasted should of been more specific

>be me
>16
>14 year old gf
>her birthday is two days away
>calls me on the phone
>her parents are going to be gone the whole night
>just her, her sisters and her little brother
>begs me to come over
>says I can make it her birthday present
>no car, no friends with a car
>have to ask my mom to drive me over
>quiet the whole way
>right before I get out I tell her that I'll be staying the night there
>she just stares blankly ahead and nods
>go inside
>gf's sisters and little brother are watching tv
>gf comes out and leads me to her room
>closes and locks the door
>"I told them not to bother us."
>she unbuttons her pants, she's blushing and her hands are shaking
>I ask her what she wants to do
>"I want you to spend the night.... in my bed.... with me... you know..."
>I walk over and slip my hand down her pants
>perfectly soft bush
>hot and wet pussy
>start rubbing her clit
>"Fuck its hard to stand while youre doing that."
>pick her up in my arms and lightly throw her on her bed
>start undressing her while she holds her eyes closed from embarrassment
>get her completely naked and she cant stop blushing
>tries to cover her breasts with her hands
>I pull them away and ask her if she wants me to pull it out
>"I dont know if I'm ready for that."
>pull out my rock hard cock and I guide her head so that her lips are right on the tip
>I tell her to lick it
>she opens her mouth and just takes as much as she can
>chokes a few times but really starts going
>I tell her to stop and lay on her back
>"Do you have a condom?"
>Tell her I don't but we're gonna do it anyway
>shes still really nervous so I get completely naked and sit on her bed with the wall at my back
>have her lay her back down on me so that I can finger her
>finger the shit out of her til she cums twice
>shes crying and trying to breath steady
>basically in a coma
>lay her down with her legs spread and place my cock right on her clit, dripping precum on her
>"Be careful ok?"

>foreskin

KEK. Fucking faggot.

>be 14/m
> 15yr goth gf invites me to hang out at local park
>dad drops me off unbeknownst of our mutual teenage hornyness
>idiot.jpg
>ff 5 minutes later we've entered a drainage tunnel next to the park
> father long gone but not forgotten in enabling my virginity to be ravenged by this (obvious) daddy-issue harlot
>stick her angsty hole with my directionless, insatiable teenage hambone for 15mins literally 6ft. under passing traffic onabove the street above us
>have sudden urge to piss
>end scene
>The next day it was Halloween
>8 years later she has two kids and both the little bastards arent mine
>still winning .jpg

In my Mom's Mazda MPV behind a Lazerstar a lasertag arena in Glendora, Ca in 1997. I lasted a solid five minutes which I'm pretty proud of.

Kek
Fucking jew

Tried fucking gf in HS, we stopped, and later she told her mom for some reason

Her mom said it was okay so we banged immediately the weekend after

Kike detected

>Tell her that I'll go slow but I am going to cum in her
>"Please don't..."
>Say I get why she's afraid but I want what I want
>"J-just go slow ok? You can cum, just go slow..."
>Slip my cock in her as deep as itll go
>she's crying and gasping for air
>start pumping, completely in and all the way back so just the tip is still in
>she starts to relax and the tears are still streaming
>"aaaah fuck.... p-please.... just a bit harder...."
>feel her cumming on my cock and I decide nows a good time
>blow my load in her and keep pumping as long as I can stay hard
>pull out and my cum basically bursts out of her pussy
>her parents are gone the whole night
>fuck her three more times
>my cum is dripping out of her and down her legs when she finally passes out from exhaustion

Later I got her to be ok with me fucking other girls, though she never wanted to hear about it or see anything close to me flirting as she said it

>Oy vey, goyim must not half his rolling skin system or half his penile nerve endings, this is evil!

But on another note
>foreskin almost ripping open

He cant peel his foreskin back? Thats the actual faggotry

Foreskin means he's not Jewish you goddamn moron.

>she told her mom for some reason
Parents are the bane of every teenage male's existence.

Several years ago, I visited my then-girlfriend's house, met her parents, and then they left to run errands or something. I made out with her then - it was the first time I kissed a girl. I still remember to this day the visceral feeling. I awkwardly attempted to go further - I groped her a bit, tried to kiss her breasts - but she resisted, so I stopped. When I left that night, she overall seemed happy. But the next day, she apparently told her parents that I was "too pushy" or something. Her dad wanted to have a talk with me. Needless to say, I decided to fuck right out of that situation. I never really had contact with her again. And I've never kissed another girl since.

You're retarded.

You do realize it's painful for all girls the first time right...?

>had gf in HS
>I was 17, she was 16 (and the youngest child,so she was needy and insane 23/24 hours)
>talked about taking v cards a lot
>finally set a date to do it cause HS and expectations
>she gets invited to some birthday party or dance that night that I wasn't invited to
>idgafilljustgetwastedwithmybuddies
>relocate to the woods with beer, blunts, a fire and friends
>she somehow finds out that I'm across town getting sloshed and calls me freaking out
>demands I drive there and "pick her up at once!" (actual words)
Stellar call since I'd been drinking and smoking weed all afternoon and night
>I get there
>makes me take her to a diner
>at diner proceeds to flip out on me making a huge scene
>accentuated by the fact that she is in formalwear and I literally was standing in mud for 3 hours prior, so everyone was looking at us
>super embarrassed but, eh.
>doesn't take kindly to my indifference and demands I take her home
>lol, aight
>take her about 90% home of the way before she yells to pull onto a side street cause she wants to yell at me more
>within 5 mins shes naked in the back of my chevy blazer and we're fucking
>pretty much what I expected
>she bled
>like a LOT
>ruined her nice ass dress with blood and all the upholstery in my whip then offered to take her to the hospital

We dated for like a year, broke up, then we hooked up at a party wasted a few years later. It was better, but not amazing.

>be 21 (yes, there's even hope for you)
>raised by asshole parents who always said I'd die of AIDS or the clap if I fucked a girl and I wasn't married
>start dating really cute girl with nice tits and a set of hips as wide as a Mack truck
>after couple weeks, she wants to blow me, scared of AIDS
...now I've been here before. Even had gotten some stank finger. But never had my dick in any bitches orifice due to parents so I always fucking did something retarded to end up getting blueballed....
>decide tonights the night, whip out cock
>goes to town on the thing, do a little fingering
>give the old "head tap" to let her know, she's not stopping, blow load big enough to wash a water buffalo
>next morning, realize dick wasn't going to rot off so make plans for that night
>go out for dinner, nice little stroll, get an ice cream, real romantic shit
>end up at her moms, heavy making out, she takes me to her room
itshappening.jpg
>more macking, eventually she gives me the go-ahead to steal home
>get dick out, no rubber, says she's on the pill
>whatever, figure its all good, she guides the pork bus into tuna town
>last of about 10 seconds
>she's says its okay, lay their talking, finally get hard
>get docked, this time it lasts about 2 minutes before its over
>end up just leaving, didn't talk to her for a few days
>she calls me up, asks if things are okay, explain the whole premature thing
>says its cool, just need to practice more *wink*wink*
>eventually get better, by this time addicted to fucking
>end up breaking up when she says our relationship is just about sex
>still regret it but don't miss her...just feel like something good could of happened between us

>2003
>just turned 16
>growth spurt over summer from 5'8 to 6'2
>apparently slutty girls find this inherently attractive despite my awkward personality
>drunk girl from neighboring high school mad flirting with me at friend's house party
>we go upstairs
>she instantly takes off her clothes and jumps on the bed and smiles back at me
>rawdog her for over an hour in several positions because I'm drunk and nervous
>pull out from missionary and shoot clear onto her tits, some gets on her chin and she laughs and says "wow i've never seen a guy cum so hard"
>she says it's the best fuck she's ever had and that she's going to be sore as hell tomorrow
>get dressed and go back downstairs, she hangs on me rest of the night until her friend drives her home
>never even learn each others names
>never see her again
>still remember the frown and wave-goodybe she gave me as she left

> be 18
> flirting with fat chick
> finally go to fat chick
> we make out
> touch boob
> put dick in her
> cum after 4 seconds
> paranoid for 9 months

That was not how i hoped it would happen. Later had a better one.

> be 18
> flirt with chick i've been D&Ding with
> go home to me
> have actual sex for like an hour
> actually had sex

(felt more like loosing virginity and less like masturbating with fat chick instead of hand)

... Griffen?

>paid for it to loose .

>also i lost it at 20
>now im 22

Bro, you seriously think that you're gonna call someone out? Losing virginity to a fat chick and cumming immediately is like 90% of all dudes first experience.

Thank you for the laughs user

gabe?

Sup Forums the only site were losing your virginity at 19 isnt embarrassing. Fucked my friends mom to this day still the tightest pussy. Actually miss it! She was like 5 foot..god damn i want that shit now.

meet girl on music festival, but she was with her fuck boy, fat but nice tits, and she liked my music, some time after we writed on fb and we meet, we go to some bars and than i fcked her 5 hours streight idk how i did it, now i cant do it for such long...

Reeee get out normalfag, etc.

More the D&D thing... but I see what you mean.

Nah, Joe

Thinking back it seems like it was scripted

>be 6 years ago
>at a friend's
>playing hackie with his sister and her friend
>all of a sudden they suddenly start asking me what do i think about one of their friend
>tell her she's hot
>they ask me if i had the chance to sleep with her if i'd do it
>laugh it off saying that it's highly unlikely to happen but would definitely not turn her down given the chance
>said girl drops by not long after
>fast forward
>i end up sleeping at my friend's that night
>be sleeping in the basement
>as soon as i turn off the lights and go lay down i hear noises coming from the staircase
>holy fuck it's her!
>kinda shook she just randomly appears like that because i hadn't seen her for the rest of the evening and everyone left
>she didn't fuck around much, it took her like a "hey!", "were you going to sleep?" and "do you wanna fuck?"

She had one of those fucking sexy black lace thong with floral designs on it

We fucked for 3 hours and a half straight, found out she's a nympho and i never came during the whole shagging

lol i hate you right now.... Ive been drinking and was checking that shit out! Then i was like wait thats a horse. Right click save haha j/k.

...

Had this girl come over and watch a horror movie
>long story short i lost my virginity while watching the saw 2 needle pit scene

My story isn't very long.

>Be me 14 GF also 14
>Visiting GF's house on indistinct day
>Spring break for me but not her
>Working for her dad mowing their Vineyard while she's at school
>Sagging piece of wire gets caught in the push mower and whips me in the shin
>GF gets home and tends to my wound with tender kisses and ice
>Hanging out outside in the Vineyard and she pulls out a condom
>"Reward" for my hard work that day
>Decide to walk 4 miles to the public library
>Fuck behind public library and finish up just as her mom and mine walk around the building
>Snickering the whole trip home without a word

Won't lie I only lasted like 15 minutes.

Is there any hope for skinny, awkward, unfit, slightly-autistic-faced men to fuck a girl whose not fat or ugly?

I should not that I'm 21 now, so that was 7 1/2 years ago.

kek man :D very good, ok i will tell you my storyyyy so you will feel better, i have story here (with music festival)
but there was one act before, with other girl so let me tell you
>be 18 lvl meet with girl from some shit date site
>she is not so ugly but man, she is wirdo in bad sense, most materialistic girl i have EVER met
>she broke with her bf and is using me to get him jalous, im with it ok couse i dont realy care only sex matters
>we go to ruined building once, and after some make up we go to basement
>she bend over avkardly af i put in my dick with no condome, and after some time i say
>"nah i dont want you pregnant"
>ok that wasnt so bad wasnt it? thats not end
>she say she spend some good money on pills to check if she is pregnant and want me to pay if i wouldnt she would tell my parrents or somth
>i pussy out and pay her
>hate myself and her for it
>never forgive it myself
>that greentext is no fun for me anymore
>live is pain

this is kind of cool because its only been like a month or so since this has happened.

14, short as fuck, i wouldnt say im particularly unnatractive but i look way younger than i am, not usually much luck with girls, lip virgin. my best friend is a girl who is super hot. hanging out with with best friend and best friends friend, who i also i know fairly well. at the end of the day we are watching zootopia halfheartedly and they both start kinda cuddling me but not super sexually. all of a sudden friend #2 starts talking about how great i am and how good my neck is or some shit. they both start saying they want to be friends with benifits. i naturally assume they are just fucking with me and i laugh and go home. they start texting me. they say they are serious. i agree because they are both fucking gorgeous. holyshit. next weekend i kiss friend #1 in the back of a movie theater and the week after that we gave it a go. it was ok for me but fried #1 started bleeding and then started crying because she was embarrased. #2 kinda gets weirded out and chickens, but its okay with me it was still fun. 2 blowjobs later still seeing where this wild shit is taking me, idk man.

im too fucking lazy to greentext lmao get reckd.

oh yeah friend #1 started to catch the feels and called it off (we dont want to go out with eachother, shes kinda high maintenance and we'd break up and never see eachother again) but she cant stop telling me how bad she misses it and how hot i am and whatever (sorry i really do not want to brag or anything) but its only been like 3 days since she called it off so i dont know how im going to handle this shit, advice maybe?

He probably took it in the ass

I put my erect penis into her vagina and then thrusted vigorously until I ejaculated.

I've probably masterbate at the same time fucking Scarlett Johansson masterbated, doesn't mean I've banged her though

Fuck off.

Lost it on a tennis ball court at my high school.
After rejection of being able to when I was dating her, somehow when I wasn't and she was dating some other guy I fucked her doggy style, tits flopping in the cold air around like 6am before school.
Shit was probably some of the hottest sex I've had to date. Her reluctance to do it made it hotter when she was willingly bending over and taking it like a good cheating slut she was, she was tight and moist inside each time it happened afterwards.

Mine was with my stepsis at 17. I've posted the story here before tho

so i met this girl on tinder last month and we met up at my house the weekend of valentines day and we got walked in on by my parents
blueballs.jpg

Better than if you were fat.
Also depends how loose you're willing to be with your definition of ugly.

havnt

(X) doubt

Lost my virginity in the backseat of my truck

It was awesome but I didn't com the first few times, and I lasted over an hour

But now I last a solid 5 minutes instead, which is slot better

Me and some literal nigger fucked his sister when we were 9.She was 14 The nigger boy then asked me to fuck him the next day. Niggers ain't people, man. I tell you.

Stop calling them niggers. Call them what they actually are. Apes.

>23
>Have a party at my place for my friends
>1:00am
>Only people left are me, a male friend and two female friends from HS
>Male friend and one female friend seem to have sort of paired off
>Other female friend starts stroking my arm
>She is married with a kid
>huh.jpg
>Start cuddling and kissing but nothing further happens
>Everyone goes home about 6am
>Over the next few weeks she is calling and visiting a lot
>She makes it clear she's not happy with her husband and wants to break up with him and wants to have sex with me
>She knows I'm a virgin and have struck out numerous times with numerous girls
>Eventually I'm like "what am I an idiot? I want to have sex and this woman that I was attracted to in HS is offering herself to me"
>I finally decide to go to bed with her
cont'd

I was at her house, it was summer. We were laying in bed reading. We were 16, been together for a year or so. She looked up surprised and this happened.

Her: Why haven't we had sex yet?
Me: Dunno, sex ed propaganda works I guess.
Her: You're a dork, let's see what the fuss is all about.

Then we made out for a while and fucked for like 5 minutes.

Her: Well that was...
Me: Shut up, just need more practice.
Her: Yeah, that's gotta be it.

Then she went and made sandwiches and we fucked like rabbits for years and it was great, Then we broke up over misunderstanding and homesickness and I haven't cared enough to go find a replacement since.

>I take off her shirt
>First freakout: she has longer nipples than I had ever seen in any magazine, sort of turned me off
>I get naked
>I am uncut and she says that my dick looks like her son's
>her son is 2
>wat.jpg
>I start asking her what she wants
>she basically refuses to tell me and asks me what I want
>she seems to enjoy what I am doing, cums twice I think
>I get hard
>I say "um, do we need a condom here?" like wanting to see whether she's on the pill
>she says "no, I just won't let you in"
>uh so we are not actually going to fuck?
>she starts sucking my cock
>not all guys like getting their cock sucked
>guess I am one of them, fuck this almost hurts
>I ask her if she wants me to cum
>she doesn't answer, just jacks me
>after a while she says "go ahead"
>"what?"
>"go ahead and cum"
>er... can't do it like that
>I get soft
>end of sex
cont'd

Holy smokes boys, i cant even read half these made up sad as fuck stories. If you got problems getting fucked go on back pages order a whore and jiggle your sad cocks up some smashed in over cooked pizza pops