ITT: Prove that you are not American

ITT: Prove that you are not American.

pinches gringos no hablan otro idioma así que nomas con poner puras mamadas ya todos saben.

My president is not a clown

He's not a clown.
He's an Oompa Loompa.

Fake thread cabron

I say "Good morning" to people of color, as well.

My president is not a clown but a cuck
>Canada

I don't shoot up schools

Haven't been to McD in a week.

my country is top 10 in education, healthcare and standard of living

Finland?

>what is Norway

There is more than three countries that exist in the world

perkele

I own no clothing size above XL

olen tyttö

ei

I know what real fruit juice tastes like.

jet fuel cant melt steel beams

My boss doesn't care if I only work 7 hours per day.

I haven't eaten a burger in 2 months

I went to the hospital for a broken arm and i still have money in my bank account.

I don't give a fuck about race.

I'm not fat.

I'm not a retarded obese fag... also.. hablo español e italiano, algo que sería impensable para un gringo puto!

my money is not worth much

If my country were to be attacked, we would beg and plead for big dick Americans to save us.

what a fag... how can you call yourself a man?

I don't need a mirror to see my own penis.