/bb/ Big Brother 18

Lisa Gaslit Edition

Previously on /bb/: HoH (Head of Household): Paul
Veto: Paulie
HoH Nominations: Day and Bridgette

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First for based Day

Second for based Jiz

will she ever find out who is the two face bitch?

Think Michelle has a yeast infection after not showering for three days?

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It's a little bit surreal watching these people have emotional conversations where a good 80% of what they say has literally no meaning

does Z have a brand or a red tattoo?

two idiots having a conversation is like mushing two bananas together really hard

Z has no adjective other than type of way and she says it for everything

Who were they actually talking about?

this guy just admitted that he gave misinformation to all the girls, its crazy

Do you have one of the end where Paulie just peaces out and crawls into the tunnel?

>shit made me lol so hard

>two idiots having a conversation is like mushing two bananas together really hard

Paulie

the new stereotype is that the black women are targeted early because "they are too good at the game". Happened to Day, and the past 3 season of BB Canada

maybe the different house guests just cant stand ghetto ass baby mamas

Why does big brother always cast the stereotypeical black girls

I know lol, I'm trying to say the House Guests always make this dumb excuse

It's what the media wants right now. Ghostbusters did the same thing

>this milf was eliminated first on BBCan before we could get any good caps

>ywn be trapped in your house by snow with bridgette and discover how to make new delicious snacks based on the random foods left in your pantry

Bridgette.

Why even live?

How does big brother feed the hgs? Do they just fill the house with random food everyday or can hgs request certain foods?

Can hgs ask production to buy them food/booze/cigarrettes and have them just take it out of their paycheck.

The door knob reaches his nippes how fucking short is he

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They ask every house guest what foods they like when they sign the contracts and such. They get a list of food from every person. They get food for them based off that, plus some random stuff thrown into the mix.

They stock once a week, maybe two or three times.

They can request stuff but it's usually never fulfilled. The one time they can request stuff is when they win HOH and get the food they asked for in their HOH basket.

they don't call him little ginger bread manlet for nothing

>man tries to tell a woman how it is
>woman is insulted he is being honest with her
>man doesn't argue, just walks away
>woman cries because her attempt to be stubborn backfired instead of making the man an apologetic beta

Perfect.

Victor, Paul, Corey, and Nicole are laughing about Michelle in the next room.

how did michelle get so upset over this shit? is she mad at the boys because of Z?

literally everyone is turning against everyone now
this is great

Shes mad Day is going home instead of Bridgette. Along with general paranoia.

Paul is so obvious about his intentions everytime he walks into a room nobody buys it anymore

so do Z and michelle know for sure now? That would make Day the last one that doesn't know but Nat was just saying moo doesn't know

She hasn't showered in three days.

They are probably 90% sure, the others keep misting them. They'll still try and vote for Bridgette though.

Yeah its pretty much confirmed that everyone knows and Day suspects but shes the only person i think hasnt actually been informed of the plan.

Z put on her pushup bra after crying in Paris and the cat ladies are making fun of her for being so thirsty for paulie

>Paul blow-and-go'd Reddit
>Paulie pump-and-dump'd Zika Virus
It's still good.

>this guy trying to make secret conversations with bridgette

>fool wants 2 bone

>Natalie jumping on the sinking Mean Girls ship

Paul now talking shit on vic for no reason

Paulie has truly misted himself

>Fool wants to secure his position as Paulie's lapdog

She is such a moron. I hope her and James bury each other in jury. Making the plebs see through her fake ass.

I honestly think Paul believes he's telling the truth when he talks like this

whats up with pauls nose ring?

infected

he's a big tough guy checkem

shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

>its a dick swinging episode

I missed it, what was she saying?

Oops

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is vic misting pp?

victor desperately wants to meme on michelle

>Victor: Dude, I've already gone once. I don't care. I don't know if you understand this. I was paranoid the first time around. Right now, I don't give a fuck, okay? So if she wants to come out and bullshit, and I'll be like “Dude, be a child. If you wanna put me up, put me up. Play me in the veto. If not, try to backdoor me. Do whatever the fuck you want, okay? But you gotta win HoH first.” Like, I really don't care.

>Moochelle doesn't think she's selfish because she wants to take a couple years of vacations and shopping for herself

bitch whos money you gonna use to do that? yeah its selfish your ass is broke

She will be hospitalized for malnutrition before then.

glad to see Z recovered from her meltdown and is looking good

BASED /FIT/

got em

>fool is having lewd thoughts
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paul keeps saying grandiose scheme

>fool doesn't even have “grand” in his vocabulary

>dick poetry

he does it for the hashtags

Paul really likes to make the same joke over and over again until its dead and no one's laughing anymore

now lets start making fun of vic

>Natalie, Da'Vonne, Michelle, Zakiyah are at the top of Joker's for no reason

so z out of nowhere

its because the vote just started and you waste your time looking at it with 100 votes rather than the thousands there will be later. why do you make this post every day at this time

would they give this if i demand it?
what if i go in the diary room and tell them i'm walking the fuck out if they don't give me this?


would they put it in my hoh room?
if they do can it stay in the house even after my hoh is over?

this would be so fun to have, bet none of you can beat my idea for an activity

she knows she fucked up hard

no

>playing tennis on astroturf

>Tue 11:33 PM BBT Michelle wants to wear her push-up bra. Natalie recommends she does saying her boobs are huge

>natalie starts accusing James of having herpes
>fish

vic gave everyone herpes

True..what a fucking piece of shit.

i'm not leaving the diary room until you say you can bring me those items

not sure what that means

She needs to shower first.

>be Paul
>shit on Vic
>Vic comes in
>laugh at his jokes
>egg him on
>dude you gotta do that shit to Meech that would be so funny lol
>Vic leaves
>Vic is such a fucking idiot
>he went down there just to get under Meechs skin
>what the fuck
I don't like Paul

they don't give a shit if you leave

>herpes talk
SHUT IT DOWN

The backyard of the house is astroturf: synthetic grass. I don't think a tennis ball would bounce properly on it.

hes necessary evil.
hes the bad guy of the show.

no one does

try me stupid production guy
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How do we know bridgette and davonne have been nominated?

Dan Gheesling

yall fucking looking at paulie and z right now? bitch loves the mist

what the shit is zakiyah doing

z wants the d

realizing she fucked up shit talking Paulie since her only options are suck his dick, get evicted, or partner with moo

HI DAN I BOUGHT YOUR BOOK ON AMAZON AND REALLY ENJOYED IT
I HIGHLY RECCOMEND IT TO EVERYONE WHO WISHES TO BE A STUDENT OF THE GAME

>fool gives you herpes

remember everyone hates z

seems like it's slightly more tricky than regular grass and when it gets wet it becomes a total nightmare
that's fine though, would still be the best activity ever
livefeeders would love it