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>inb4 Amish dildo
What's this thing Sup Forums?
>inb4 Amish dildo
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dildo
self bump
Amish dildo
one handed rolling pin
rolling pin
lol
its a pestle.
or amish dildo
Old southern nigger beater.
nigger thumper. you thump them on the head when they give you any back talk or look at the white women too long.
Kinda looks like it could be a club if it weren't so short
personal butterchurn ;) (that's farm talk for dildo)
roll dubs and ill lick it
Those were the days,
Honestly, looks like a muddler
Mennonite buttplug
Where do you live? I'll have to send it to you in that case.
Quaker dildo.
Second, probably a pestle.
Mr. Bunny Fu Fu's nite nite stick
>shush up now, here come massa!
Luddite Buttplug
Rural Pleasure Stick
Its for an apple mill. You use it to make applesauce or applebutter.
Anabaptist Anal-wand
A black jack????
Fundie Butt-Butterer
a Traveling Husband
Do they still sing that in kindergarten, or is it considered too violent now?
Pestle.
but where is the mortar?
You're both only partly right, there's a hand crank it connects to
under the dress.
Your mom's a mortar.
Yes your right
Amish gear shift handle for a cotton gin.
Pestle
It's part of an old Victorian style bed made between the years 1394-1462.
Here's what I know about it:
>probably dark oak
>not in pristine condition
>estimated value around $21 000
siberian pleasure plug
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samefag
vibrating amish dildo
It's ash.
It's a belaying pin
Oak. There is white and red oak. Hybrids in between. This ain't cherry wood George Washington, you liar
what this homosexual said.
or a bed post or some other piece of furnishings sanded down to make a mini billy club.
Me and some friends used to use old furniture scraps we found in the "odd & ends" containers in our high school wood shop class to make billy clubs and mini bats that looked almost exactly the same.
But i'm guessing no one was as retarded as us back then, so most likely pestle.
I was confused what a "butterchum" was till I realized it was "rn" and not an "m". I'd still like a butterchum more though, I think.
It's a pestle.
there should be a bowl to go with it. it's used for grinding things up into powder.
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>It's ash
Hard to say with only a photo. Specific identification would require a scale and clear cut for grain evaluations.
At least we agree it's some kind of hardwood
You're all wrong, it's a Pentacostal Pooper-poker
yeah i can dig it rnan, that's pretty cool
I may lie to women but I would never lie about wood
The dark spot on the thing is from water since the snow recently melted