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What's this thing Sup Forums?

>inb4 Amish dildo

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dildo

self bump

Amish dildo

one handed rolling pin

rolling pin

lol

its a pestle.

or amish dildo

Old southern nigger beater.

nigger thumper. you thump them on the head when they give you any back talk or look at the white women too long.

Kinda looks like it could be a club if it weren't so short

personal butterchurn ;) (that's farm talk for dildo)

roll dubs and ill lick it

Those were the days,

Honestly, looks like a muddler

Mennonite buttplug

Where do you live? I'll have to send it to you in that case.

Quaker dildo.

Second, probably a pestle.

Mr. Bunny Fu Fu's nite nite stick

>shush up now, here come massa!

Luddite Buttplug

Rural Pleasure Stick

Its for an apple mill. You use it to make applesauce or applebutter.

Anabaptist Anal-wand

A black jack????

Fundie Butt-Butterer

a Traveling Husband

Do they still sing that in kindergarten, or is it considered too violent now?

Pestle.

but where is the mortar?

You're both only partly right, there's a hand crank it connects to

under the dress.

Your mom's a mortar.

Yes your right

Amish gear shift handle for a cotton gin.

Pestle

It's part of an old Victorian style bed made between the years 1394-1462.

Here's what I know about it:
>probably dark oak
>not in pristine condition
>estimated value around $21 000

siberian pleasure plug

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samefag

vibrating amish dildo

It's ash.
It's a belaying pin

Oak. There is white and red oak. Hybrids in between. This ain't cherry wood George Washington, you liar

what this homosexual said.

or a bed post or some other piece of furnishings sanded down to make a mini billy club.
Me and some friends used to use old furniture scraps we found in the "odd & ends" containers in our high school wood shop class to make billy clubs and mini bats that looked almost exactly the same.
But i'm guessing no one was as retarded as us back then, so most likely pestle.

I was confused what a "butterchum" was till I realized it was "rn" and not an "m". I'd still like a butterchum more though, I think.

It's a pestle.
there should be a bowl to go with it. it's used for grinding things up into powder.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mortar_and_pestle

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>It's ash

Hard to say with only a photo. Specific identification would require a scale and clear cut for grain evaluations.

At least we agree it's some kind of hardwood

You're all wrong, it's a Pentacostal Pooper-poker

yeah i can dig it rnan, that's pretty cool

I may lie to women but I would never lie about wood

The dark spot on the thing is from water since the snow recently melted