2:40 in the morning, drunk and gotta be at work for 7. what do? call in sick?

2:40 in the morning, drunk and gotta be at work for 7. what do? call in sick?

meet me outside. how bout dah?

Don't be a pussy. Keep drinking and then go to work still drunk. Better than a hangover.

Drink two full tall glasses of water. Set your alarm one hour ahead, brush your teeth, go to sleep. Wake up and make coffee and tea, brush your teeth again after barely cleaning up/ Then you call in that your tire is flat and you have no pump so will have to go in for overtime tomorrow. I typed this pretending I was british I hope it was good.

Depends on what you do for a living.

Either stay up or crash for a few. If you stay up, get on the water tip...as a fellow drinker, you should have coffee and pedialyte handy at all times. If not, then crash, set your alarm close as fuck to your ear and hope for the best....waking up early is gay as fuck...

computers, heavy machinery, yelling! you know.

Maybe call in then. As a casino manager I am just going to keep drinking and go to work.

yes sir!

will calling in have any real consequences?

>As a
>Money Swindler
> I am just going to keep drinking and go to work.

yup

prolly

East coast?

go to the doctor, sober, but hung over, showing no signs of drinking, as in new clothes, shower, shave, brush ur teeth, mouthwash, and just tell them straight up u have a terrible headache and you need a day off work and can i please have a note and can you please check me out...

Get some rest, drink enough to function, and go to work pussy.

in the last 6 months showed up at work at least 2 to 3 hours late per week. 40 hr week. because of my drinking.

>Continue drinking
>Go to work drunk
>Occasionally sneak off to have a tiny sip
>Boss catches you
>Asks you what's going on
>"Break down", tell him you've got severe depression and you drink constantly as a result of it
>Wait and see what his reaction is
>Come back here and tell us what happened

No, don't call off. Vomit whatever alcohol is left in your stomach, then eat a piece of bread. Once that is done take 3 multi vitamins and drink as much cold water as you can handle. Then about 30 minutes before you gotta leave, drink some coffee, take a piss, and eat an orange. In that order.

Calling it now, OP is already passed out

Go to work you pussy.
If you're going to call in because you have to wake up early you should just an hero. I can't fucking stand when the spicks at my job do that shit. Don't be a fucking spick. Fap. Go to bed. Wake up. Be a fucking adult.


Or kill your self. Call in on life you pussy

Sleep. Go to work. Stop drinking so often. Don't ruin your life

k guys, guess i'll get off easy my boss is a drug addict anyways! do coke and shit w/ him times to times. :)

As long as you can get a solid 3-4 hours in, id say you're good.

You're gonna feel like complete shit after work though. You may even sweat from areas you didn't even know produced sweat.